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Top Five Comedy Records

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  • Red Fraggle
    Red Fraggle Posts: 635
    Zombie Long Song - Your Favourite Martian (can never manage just 5)
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,133
    The Gasman Cometh - Flanders and Swann
    Right said Fred - Bernard Cribbins
    My old man's a Dustman - Lonnie Donegan
    Canyons of your mind - Bonzo Dog Band
    You know my name (Look up the number) - The Beatles
  • Jints
    Jints Posts: 3,503
    edited March 2011
    Newport State of Mind
  • EGAddick
    EGAddick Posts: 532
    Weird Al Yankovic - Ebay
    Weird Al Yankovic - White and Nerdy
    Weird Al Yankovic - Canadian Idiot
    Peter Sellers - I'm So Ashamed
    Weird Al Yankovic - Eat It
  • harveys_gardener
    harveys_gardener Posts: 7,038
    edited March 2011
    Must be loads of Kevin "Bloody" Wilson songs should be on here. Down my local on kareoke night, a guy has written lyrics to Liliy Allen's "Not Fair" but from a bloke's point of view. Bloody hilarious! He also does a version of Robbie's "Angel" where he goes after her best friend, then sister, then Mother in separate verses.
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,501
    edited March 2011
    Limiting myself to one per artist, cos there's loads of Tom Lehrer and Mitch Benn I love. They're all probably not safe for work, but more for theme than language
    Tom Lehrer - Oedipus Rex
    Mitch Benn & The Distractions - Tea Party
    Tim Minchin - Inflatable You (slightly NSFW)
    Victoria Wood - The Ballad of Barry and Freda (AKA Let's Do It)
    Helen Arney - Animals (although the version with Professor Elemental is even better)

    You might want to check out Mitch Benn's Comedy Podcasts too
  • PeteF
    PeteF Posts: 1,698
    Tom Lehrer - Masochism Tango

    Morecambe and Wise - Boom ooh yattata

    The Wurzels - Somerset Crumpet Horn

    Monty Python - Medical Love Song

    The Portsmouth Sinfonia - anything of theirs, you tube them, truly stunning
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,231
    Why does it hurt when I pee - Frank Zappa

    Derek and Clive album

    B side of Funky moped Jasper Carrot
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,907
    Ere santa claus you ####, where's my f###ing pram
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,252
    Anything by Rodney Rude or Kunt & The Gang

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  • Cordoban Addick
    Cordoban Addick Posts: 5,448
    edited March 2011
    Kenneth Williams - Crepe Suzette http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfKGoP6KEpw




    Spizz Energi - Wheres Captain Kirk
    Not this bit if you want to watch it.
  • Cordoban Addick
    Cordoban Addick Posts: 5,448
    Is Crepe Suzette really that bad or has it just ended the debate?

    Better change my name to Threadkiller.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,119
    Ted Chippington - Atmosphere
    Frank Sidebottham - Christmas in Australia
    Jilted John - Jilted John
    Monty Python - Every Sperm Is Sacred
    Kevin Bloody Wilson - You Can't Say Cunt In Canada
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    King of the Kippax - Shire Horses, aint bad
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    the charlton megamix played at the valley a few weeks ago was hilarious.
  • Stuart_the_Red
    Stuart_the_Red Posts: 1,872
    One that always makes me smile is Star Trecking by The Firm
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited March 2011
    If - Yin and Yan- (taking the mick out of Kojak- "Dont sing Theo") & Butch Soap on the other side.
    Father Christmas do not touch me- the Goodies.
    Crepe Suzette - The B52s - "Has anybody seen a dog died dark green, about two inches tall..........."
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,119
    I've just thought of the ultimate. This Is What We Find by Ian Dury & The Blockheads. Here's a sample of the lyrics:

    Home improvement expert Harold Hill of Harold Hill,
    with do-it-yourself dexterity and double glazing skill,
    came home to find another gentleman's kippers in the grill,
    so he sanded off his winkle with a Black & Decker drill!
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,119
    [cite]Posted By: Halix[/cite]Crepe Suzette - The B52s - "Has anybody seen a dog died dark green, about two inches tall..........."
    Sorry, different foodstuff. That's Quiche Lorraine.
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,076
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]I've just thought of the ultimate. This Is What We Find by Ian Dury & The Blockheads. Here's a sample of the lyrics:

    Home improvement expert Harold Hill of Harold Hill,
    with do-it-yourself dexterity and double glazing skill,
    came home to find another gentleman's kippers in the grill,
    so he sanded off his winkle with a Black & Decker drill!

    LOL good choice ... A bit of claggy on the waggy

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  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,060
    Hard Days Night - Peter Sellers
    The Train Song - Armstrong and Miller
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,196
    I went to your wedding - Spike Jones
    Ballad of Barry & Frieda - Victoria Wood
    You need feet - Bernard Bresslaw
    Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah - Alan Sherman
    As previously mentioned, anything by Kevin Bloody Wilson, I will pick: The Kid (He swears a little bit)

    Lots of good shouts in this thread though!
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    Earache My Eye/Turn That Thing Down 7" vinyl single by Cheech and Chong - just superb - features Alice Bowie singing "Ha ha ha I'm so bloody rich and I only know 3 chords"!
  • 24 Red
    24 Red Posts: 578
    Ought to include a Half Man Half Biscuit record really. Dickie Davies Eyes perhaps? Or Joy Division Oven Gloves? They did a good one taking the p*ss out of snobby indie rock fans to the tune of Agadoo. "Husker Du, Du, Du....."
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,119
    edited March 2011
    [cite]Posted By: 24 Red[/cite]Ought to include a Half Man Half Biscuit record really. Dickie Davies Eyes perhaps? Or Joy Division Oven Gloves? They did a good one taking the p*ss out of snobby indie rock fans to the tune of Agadoo. "Husker Du, Du, Du....."
    Good call. Trumpton Riots is a classic, but the one that cracks me up most is their cover of Old Tige from the Peel sessions.
  • Cordoban Addick
    Cordoban Addick Posts: 5,448
    Part time punks - Television Personalities. Only two of the band made it to the pre booked recording studio, so they recorded it anyway.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,119
    [cite]Posted By: Cordoban Addick[/cite]Part time punks - Television Personalities. Only two of the band made it to the pre booked recording studio, so they recorded it anyway.
    So two of them literally were part time punks.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,119
    1 point in 24. But I'm not laughing ;-(
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,501
    I liked the one in the very late bit of Comic Relief last night. The "rapper" singing how he wished David Attenbrough was his Grandpa
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    Heard the 1986 Comic Relief song (Living Doll - Cliff and the Young Ones) today on POTP with Tony Blackburn on Radio2. Very funny, forgot how good it was. I bought the 12" back then. Doing my bit for Cheeerity 25 years ago!

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