The Gasman Cometh - Flanders and Swann
Right said Fred - Bernard Cribbins
My old man's a Dustman - Lonnie Donegan
Canyons of your mind - Bonzo Dog Band
You know my name (Look up the number) - The Beatles
Weird Al Yankovic - Ebay Weird Al Yankovic - White and Nerdy Weird Al Yankovic - Canadian Idiot Peter Sellers - I'm So Ashamed Weird Al Yankovic - Eat It
Must be loads of Kevin "Bloody" Wilson songs should be on here. Down my local on kareoke night, a guy has written lyrics to Liliy Allen's "Not Fair" but from a bloke's point of view. Bloody hilarious! He also does a version of Robbie's "Angel" where he goes after her best friend, then sister, then Mother in separate verses.
Ted Chippington - Atmosphere Frank Sidebottham - Christmas in Australia Jilted John - Jilted John Monty Python - Every Sperm Is Sacred Kevin Bloody Wilson - You Can't Say Cunt In Canada
If - Yin and Yan- (taking the mick out of Kojak- "Dont sing Theo") & Butch Soap on the other side. Father Christmas do not touch me- the Goodies. Crepe Suzette - The B52s - "Has anybody seen a dog died dark green, about two inches tall..........."
I've just thought of the ultimate. This Is What We Find by Ian Dury & The Blockheads. Here's a sample of the lyrics:
Home improvement expert Harold Hill of Harold Hill,
with do-it-yourself dexterity and double glazing skill,
came home to find another gentleman's kippers in the grill,
so he sanded off his winkle with a Black & Decker drill!
[cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]I've just thought of the ultimate. This Is What We Find by Ian Dury & The Blockheads. Here's a sample of the lyrics:
Home improvement expert Harold Hill of Harold Hill,
with do-it-yourself dexterity and double glazing skill,
came home to find another gentleman's kippers in the grill,
so he sanded off his winkle with a Black & Decker drill!
I went to your wedding - Spike Jones
Ballad of Barry & Frieda - Victoria Wood
You need feet - Bernard Bresslaw
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah - Alan Sherman
As previously mentioned, anything by Kevin Bloody Wilson, I will pick: The Kid (He swears a little bit)
Earache My Eye/Turn That Thing Down 7" vinyl single by Cheech and Chong - just superb - features Alice Bowie singing "Ha ha ha I'm so bloody rich and I only know 3 chords"!
Ought to include a Half Man Half Biscuit record really. Dickie Davies Eyes perhaps? Or Joy Division Oven Gloves? They did a good one taking the p*ss out of snobby indie rock fans to the tune of Agadoo. "Husker Du, Du, Du....."
[cite]Posted By: 24 Red[/cite]Ought to include a Half Man Half Biscuit record really. Dickie Davies Eyes perhaps? Or Joy Division Oven Gloves? They did a good one taking the p*ss out of snobby indie rock fans to the tune of Agadoo. "Husker Du, Du, Du....."
Good call. Trumpton Riots is a classic, but the one that cracks me up most is their cover of Old Tige from the Peel sessions.
[cite]Posted By: Cordoban Addick[/cite]Part time punks - Television Personalities. Only two of the band made it to the pre booked recording studio, so they recorded it anyway.
Heard the 1986 Comic Relief song (Living Doll - Cliff and the Young Ones) today on POTP with Tony Blackburn on Radio2. Very funny, forgot how good it was. I bought the 12" back then. Doing my bit for Cheeerity 25 years ago!
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Right said Fred - Bernard Cribbins
My old man's a Dustman - Lonnie Donegan
Canyons of your mind - Bonzo Dog Band
You know my name (Look up the number) - The Beatles
Weird Al Yankovic - White and Nerdy
Weird Al Yankovic - Canadian Idiot
Peter Sellers - I'm So Ashamed
Weird Al Yankovic - Eat It
Tom Lehrer - Oedipus Rex
Mitch Benn & The Distractions - Tea Party
Tim Minchin - Inflatable You (slightly NSFW)
Victoria Wood - The Ballad of Barry and Freda (AKA Let's Do It)
Helen Arney - Animals (although the version with Professor Elemental is even better)
You might want to check out Mitch Benn's Comedy Podcasts too
Morecambe and Wise - Boom ooh yattata
The Wurzels - Somerset Crumpet Horn
Monty Python - Medical Love Song
The Portsmouth Sinfonia - anything of theirs, you tube them, truly stunning
Derek and Clive album
B side of Funky moped Jasper Carrot
Spizz Energi - Wheres Captain Kirk
Not this bit if you want to watch it.
Better change my name to Threadkiller.
Frank Sidebottham - Christmas in Australia
Jilted John - Jilted John
Monty Python - Every Sperm Is Sacred
Kevin Bloody Wilson - You Can't Say Cunt In Canada
Father Christmas do not touch me- the Goodies.
Crepe Suzette - The B52s - "Has anybody seen a dog died dark green, about two inches tall..........."
Home improvement expert Harold Hill of Harold Hill,
with do-it-yourself dexterity and double glazing skill,
came home to find another gentleman's kippers in the grill,
so he sanded off his winkle with a Black & Decker drill!
LOL good choice ... A bit of claggy on the waggy
The Train Song - Armstrong and Miller
Ballad of Barry & Frieda - Victoria Wood
You need feet - Bernard Bresslaw
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah - Alan Sherman
As previously mentioned, anything by Kevin Bloody Wilson, I will pick: The Kid (He swears a little bit)
Lots of good shouts in this thread though!