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Top Five Comedy Records

As it's Red Nose Day

Always look on the Bright side - Month Python

Digging a hole - Bernard Cribbins

Right Said Fred - Bernard Cribbins

Lily the Pink - The Scaffold

The Fastest Milkman in the West - Benny Hill


  • Living Doll - The Young Ones / Cliff Richard
  • top 5 comedy songs rather than records.

    Barry and Frieda - Victoria Wood

    If I didn't have you - Tim Minchin

    We'll all go together - Tom Lehrer

    The Gasman Cometh - Flanders and Swan

    I want my mummy - Rolf Harris.
  • Does the Laughing Gnome by David Bowie count ?
  • [cite]Posted By: Richard J[/cite]Does the Laughing Gnome by David Bowie count ?

    No he writes comedy prose.
  • I'll agree with Henry, and the worst is The Laughing Policeman
  • My Boomerang Won't Come Back - Charlie Drake
    Snooker Loopy - Chas and Dave
    Right Said Fred - Bernard Cribbins (definitley gonna have this song in my head all day now)
    D.I.V.O.R.C.E - Billy Connolly
    The Welly Boot Song - Billy Connolly

    Does Lee Evans acting out to Bohemian Rhapsody count?
  • Every Sperm is Sacred - Monty Python

    Derek and Clive - Peter Cook and Dudley Moore

    The Ying Tong Song - The Goons

    I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas - Spike Milligan

    Nellie the Elphant - Toy Dolls
  • I've Never Met A Nice South African - Spitting Image
  • [quote][cite]Posted By: MrLargo[/cite]I've Never Met A Nice South African - Spitting Image[/quote]

    Ah yes, good call
  • King of the Cops - Billy Howard

    My Brother - Terry Scott

    A Taste of Aggro - Barron Knights

    D.I.V.O.R.C.E - Billy Connolly

    That's What I Like - Chas & Dave
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  • Adam Sandler - Medium Pace
  • Another day in Paradise - Phil Collins
  • edited March 2011
    Hiphopopotamus v Rymenocerous - Flight of the Conchords FOTC
    Sugarlumps - FOTC
    Too many dicks on the dance floor - FOTC
    Inner City Pressure - FOTC
    If it wasna for your wellies - Billy Connolly
    Victoria Wood song cannot remember it at the moment

    Its my noses birthday - Jimmy Durant (my dad used to have this on 78!)
  • [cite]Posted By: kimbo[/cite]Hiphopopotamus v Rymenocerous - Flight of the Conchords FOTC
    Good call sir.
  • Don't jump off the roof Dad - Tommy Cooper
  • [quote][cite]Posted By: Uboat[/cite][quote][cite]Posted By: kimbo[/cite]Hiphopopotamus v Rymenocerous - Flight of the Conchords FOTC
    Good call sir.[/quote]

  • Don't Jump off The Roof Dad: Tommy Cooper

    Come Outside: Mike Sarne/Wendy Richard

    My Old Man's A Dustman: Lonnie Donagan

    Bangers and Mash: Peter Sellers/Sophia Loren

    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Please: Splodgenessabounds
  • [cite]Posted By: kimbo[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Uboat[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: kimbo[/cite]Hiphopopotamus v Rymenocerous - Flight of the Conchords FOTC
    Good call sir.

    I do apologise madam.
  • Father Christmas - The Goodies
    The Piano has been drinking - Tom Waits
    Ello John gotta new motor - Alexi Sayle that I am ignorant of the genre
  • Meals on Wheels - Vic Reeves

    Newport state of mind is actually always guaranteed to raise a smile when it pops up on the mp3 shuffle
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  • If were talking albums then 'Bad news' by Bad news.
  • edited March 2011
  • Sparky's Magic Contraceptive - Les Barker
    The Bricklayer's Song - Noel Murphy
    The Saga of Jonathan and Gertrude - Bob Williamson
    Multrigrab and Unibrew - Miles Wooton
    The Village Production of Hamlet - Fred Wedlock
  • The Winkers Song (misprint) - Ivor Biggun
  • Kinda Lingers - Not the Nine O'Clock News team
    Get Down Shep - Barron Nights
    Green Grow My Nadgers O - Rambling Syd Rumpo (Kenneth Williams)
    The Intro and The Outro - The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band
    The Streak - Ray Stevens
    Transfusion - Nervous Norvus

    Oh that's 6.........
  • That London undergound song

    and every other song on those crazy doctors album
  • Transvestite - Peter and the Test Tube Babies

    Sample lyrics if you've not heard it:

    I kiss your lips slowly while I undo your dress, my hand reaches down to gently caress.
    But there's something there that I didn't expect, it's hot and fleshy and it's getting erect.

    I've been cheated tonight, transvestite
  • Tim Minchin – If I didn’t have you

    Every sperm is sacred - Python

    Always look on the bright side of life - Python

    Special Ed/Fred – Stephen Lynch

    Special Olympics – Stephen Lynch (ducks for cover)

    Anything sung by Cartmen in South Park
  • [cite]Posted By: MrLargo[/cite] Peter and the Test Tube Babies

    Great band. Remembering seeing them at the Tramshed with the Piranhas.
  • Anything by UB40
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