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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 23,022
    edited November 2
    People who insist on pronouncing ‘ith’ referring to Spanish locations, I.e ‘Cad-ith’ rather than ‘Cadiz’ because they’ve been on holiday there once. Yes, I know it’s correct, but it annoys me. 
    Yeah it's like a Spaniard coming back from a weekend in England telling everyone they went to Man-chess-tah" with an accent like Kathy Burke as Perry.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,646
    Movies that insist on women wearing next to nothing. Especially horror movies.
    Ffs! It’s pissing freezing, you’re in front of a fecking roaring fire & they have you sat in a skin tight vest & skimpy knickers…………..then they make you walk through the haunted house in the dark cos you wouldn’t think to turn the lights on.

    Men……..you have sexualise everything you fecking perverts!!!!
    I know, it’s awful 
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,176
    Carter said:
    People who insist on pronouncing ‘ith’ referring to Spanish locations, I.e ‘Cad-ith’ rather than ‘Cadiz’ because they’ve been on holiday there once. Yes, I know it’s correct, but it annoys me. 
    Me and one of my younglings at work were having this argument last week or maybe last  month. They kept saying Barthelona as if they are Catalonian natives. I told them to give it a rest, as you say a weekend in the city does not mean make you a local. 

    The opposite applies to Ibiza, anyone saying eebeetzah as opposed to ebeetha I have visualised sat upon the electric chair without the wet sponge 
    Ha - exactly this. Valenthia was another one. 
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,941
    Movies that insist on women wearing next to nothing. Especially horror movies.
    Ffs! It’s pissing freezing, you’re in front of a fecking roaring fire & they have you sat in a skin tight vest & skimpy knickers…………..then they make you walk through the haunted house in the dark cos you wouldn’t think to turn the lights on.

    Men……..you have sexualise everything you fecking perverts!!!!
    Which movie @KBslittlesis just so that I can avoid in future. 
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,672
    MrOneLung said:
    Movies that insist on women wearing next to nothing. Especially horror movies.
    Ffs! It’s pissing freezing, you’re in front of a fecking roaring fire & they have you sat in a skin tight vest & skimpy knickers…………..then they make you walk through the haunted house in the dark cos you wouldn’t think to turn the lights on.

    Men……..you have sexualise everything you fecking perverts!!!!
    Which movie @KBslittlesis just so that I can avoid in future. 
    Pretty much anyone Lungy, that's my point ya perve 🤣🤣
  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 639
    Movies that insist on women wearing next to nothing. Especially horror movies.
    Ffs! It’s pissing freezing, you’re in front of a fecking roaring fire & they have you sat in a skin tight vest & skimpy knickers…………..then they make you walk through the haunted house in the dark cos you wouldn’t think to turn the lights on.

    Men……..you have sexualise everything you fecking perverts!!!!
    Its appalling.....what are you wearing?
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,176
    MrOneLung said:
    Movies that insist on women wearing next to nothing. Especially horror movies.
    Ffs! It’s pissing freezing, you’re in front of a fecking roaring fire & they have you sat in a skin tight vest & skimpy knickers…………..then they make you walk through the haunted house in the dark cos you wouldn’t think to turn the lights on.

    Men……..you have sexualise everything you fecking perverts!!!!
    Which movie @KBslittlesis just so that I can avoid in future. 
    Pretty much anyone Lungy, that's my point ya perve 🤣🤣
    Yeh, but specifically?
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,767
    MrOneLung said:
    Movies that insist on women wearing next to nothing. Especially horror movies.
    Ffs! It’s pissing freezing, you’re in front of a fecking roaring fire & they have you sat in a skin tight vest & skimpy knickers…………..then they make you walk through the haunted house in the dark cos you wouldn’t think to turn the lights on.

    Men……..you have sexualise everything you fecking perverts!!!!
    Which movie @KBslittlesis just so that I can avoid in future. 
    Pretty much anyone Lungy, that's my point ya perve 🤣🤣
    Yeh, but specifically?
    Poltergash. 
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,051
    French people calling London Londres.

    Get it right you disrespectful wallies.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,289
    Carter said:
    People who insist on pronouncing ‘ith’ referring to Spanish locations, I.e ‘Cad-ith’ rather than ‘Cadiz’ because they’ve been on holiday there once. Yes, I know it’s correct, but it annoys me. 
    Me and one of my younglings at work were having this argument last week or maybe last  month. They kept saying Barthelona as if they are Catalonian natives. I told them to give it a rest, as you say a weekend in the city does not mean make you a local. 

    The opposite applies to Ibiza, anyone saying eebeetzah as opposed to ebeetha I have visualised sat upon the electric chair without the wet sponge 
    Ha - exactly this. Valenthia was another one. 
    Always remeber Alan Parry when commentating on Real Madrid games, used to get on my tits as he kept saying Madreeeed. Just say Madrid mate.

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  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,922
    iainment said:
    French people calling London Londres.

    Get it right you disrespectful wallies.
    But that's correct - to them, London is Londres. That's what they should call it. 

    And Brits should call Barcelona Barcelona, not Barthelona, and Valencia Valencia, not Valenthia.
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,880
    edited November 2
    iaitch said:
    Carter said:
    People who insist on pronouncing ‘ith’ referring to Spanish locations, I.e ‘Cad-ith’ rather than ‘Cadiz’ because they’ve been on holiday there once. Yes, I know it’s correct, but it annoys me. 
    Me and one of my younglings at work were having this argument last week or maybe last  month. They kept saying Barthelona as if they are Catalonian natives. I told them to give it a rest, as you say a weekend in the city does not mean make you a local. 

    The opposite applies to Ibiza, anyone saying eebeetzah as opposed to ebeetha I have visualised sat upon the electric chair without the wet sponge 
    Ha - exactly this. Valenthia was another one. 
    Always remeber Alan Parry when commentating on Real Madrid games, used to get on my tits as he kept saying Madreeeed. Just say Madrid mate.
    There was a commentator in a World Cup many years ago who kept calling Müller (the Brazilian player) “Mull-air”, apparently ignoring that the player called himself that in homage to the German great Gert Müller. Maybe they pronounce it like that in Brazil, but it was still annoying.
    Then of course there was Ray Stubbs constantly calling Peter Ndlovu “Nd-luuuurve”. The bellend. I seem to remember Skinner and Baddiel ripped him for it on fantasy football and got him on to sing a song in the style of Barry White!

    Commentators are generally such pricks. Describe the action and stop trying to convince us all how funny and intelligent you are. 
    Remember commentators, you’re just a real life Alan Partridge - nobody is interested in your opinions and anything you say only makes people laugh at you, not with you.
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,922
    edited November 2
    iaitch said:
    Carter said:
    People who insist on pronouncing ‘ith’ referring to Spanish locations, I.e ‘Cad-ith’ rather than ‘Cadiz’ because they’ve been on holiday there once. Yes, I know it’s correct, but it annoys me. 
    Me and one of my younglings at work were having this argument last week or maybe last  month. They kept saying Barthelona as if they are Catalonian natives. I told them to give it a rest, as you say a weekend in the city does not mean make you a local. 

    The opposite applies to Ibiza, anyone saying eebeetzah as opposed to ebeetha I have visualised sat upon the electric chair without the wet sponge 
    Ha - exactly this. Valenthia was another one. 
    Always remeber Alan Parry when commentating on Real Madrid games, used to get on my tits as he kept saying Madreeeed. Just say Madrid mate.
    There was a commentator in a World Cup many years ago who kept calling Müller (the Brazilian player) “Mull-air”, apparently ignoring that the player called himself that in homage to the German great Gert Müller. Maybe they pronounce it like that in Brazil, but it was still annoying.
    Then of course there was Ray Stubbs constantly calling Peter Ndlovu “Nd-luuuurve”. The bellend. I seem to remember Skinner and Baddiel ripped him for it on fantasy football and got him on to sing a song in the style of Barry White!

    Commentators are generally such pricks. Describe the action and stop trying to convince us all how funny and intelligent you are. 
    Remember commentators, you’re just a real life Alan Partridge - nobody is interested in your opinions and anything you say only makes people laugh at you, not with you.
    Rodriguez. Knobs insisting on always saying his first name James, but pronouncing it Hames to show their cultural awareness. Just call him Rodriguez FFS.
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,880
    edited November 2
    iainment said:
    French people calling London Londres.

    Get it right you disrespectful wallies.
    But that's correct - to them, London is Londres. That's what they should call it. 

    And Brits should call Barcelona Barcelona, not Barthelona, and Valencia Valencia, not Valenthia.
    Absolutely. And Paris “Paris”, not “Paree”
    Munich “Munich”, not München
    Moscow “Moscow”, not Moskva
    and so on.
    The French are right to call London Londres.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,835
    My bodyclock still on BST, waking most mornings before 4am, when a couple weeks ago, it would have been 5ish.
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,562
    iainment said:
    French people calling London Londres.

    Get it right you disrespectful wallies.
    But that's correct - to them, London is Londres. That's what they should call it. 

    And Brits should call Barcelona Barcelona, not Barthelona, and Valencia Valencia, not Valenthia.
    Bit like when David Ginola became - "Dah-veed Zhee-no-lah" overnight 
  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 639
    edited November 3
    doesnt bother me much, just the big two porsSHA and hayunDI
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,481
    iaitch said:
    Carter said:
    People who insist on pronouncing ‘ith’ referring to Spanish locations, I.e ‘Cad-ith’ rather than ‘Cadiz’ because they’ve been on holiday there once. Yes, I know it’s correct, but it annoys me. 
    Me and one of my younglings at work were having this argument last week or maybe last  month. They kept saying Barthelona as if they are Catalonian natives. I told them to give it a rest, as you say a weekend in the city does not mean make you a local. 

    The opposite applies to Ibiza, anyone saying eebeetzah as opposed to ebeetha I have visualised sat upon the electric chair without the wet sponge 
    Ha - exactly this. Valenthia was another one. 
    Always remeber Alan Parry when commentating on Real Madrid games, used to get on my tits as he kept saying Madreeeed. Just say Madrid mate.
    See also, Meeeeeelan.
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,922
    And closer to home, the switch by commentators, wherever they are from (including the South), to refer to Newcastle as New-Cassel.
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,562
    Nike E

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  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,562
    edited November 3
    There's a big chain of DIY stores across a lot of Europe (France, Spain and Portugal) called Leroy Merlin, but a lot of expats, including those who can't speak any French whatsoever, have taken to pronouncing it something like - Luh-rwah Mehr-lanh. Sounds so farkin stupid especially coming out of Kieth from Doncaster's mouth

  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 6,022
    Those huge, tacky pictures that come from places like Dunhelm Mills or the range. Hideous. 
    Sitting opposite one in the dentist now. Looks like a swirling cup of sick 
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 8,001
    iaitch said:
    Carter said:
    People who insist on pronouncing ‘ith’ referring to Spanish locations, I.e ‘Cad-ith’ rather than ‘Cadiz’ because they’ve been on holiday there once. Yes, I know it’s correct, but it annoys me. 
    Me and one of my younglings at work were having this argument last week or maybe last  month. They kept saying Barthelona as if they are Catalonian natives. I told them to give it a rest, as you say a weekend in the city does not mean make you a local. 

    The opposite applies to Ibiza, anyone saying eebeetzah as opposed to ebeetha I have visualised sat upon the electric chair without the wet sponge 
    Ha - exactly this. Valenthia was another one. 
    Always remeber Alan Parry when commentating on Real Madrid games, used to get on my tits as he kept saying Madreeeed. Just say Madrid mate.
    There was a commentator in a World Cup many years ago who kept calling Müller (the Brazilian player) “Mull-air”, apparently ignoring that the player called himself that in homage to the German great Gert Müller. Maybe they pronounce it like that in Brazil, but it was still annoying.
    Then of course there was Ray Stubbs constantly calling Peter Ndlovu “Nd-luuuurve”. The bellend. I seem to remember Skinner and Baddiel ripped him for it on fantasy football and got him on to sing a song in the style of Barry White!

    Commentators are generally such pricks. Describe the action and stop trying to convince us all how funny and intelligent you are. 
    Remember commentators, you’re just a real life Alan Partridge - nobody is interested in your opinions and anything you say only makes people laugh at you, not with you.

    I remember when someone had clearly notified Jonathan Pearce (now of BBC, once of Capital Gold) of the local pronunciation of Zaragoza (as in Real Zaragoza). Went overnight from pronouncing it with the "Z"ds, to "Real Tharagotha". Sounded ridiculous. 

    No consistency either. If you're gonna do that then apply it across the board - "Barthelona, Balenthia, etc".
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,562
    Those huge, tacky pictures that come from places like Dunhelm Mills or the range. Hideous. 
    Sitting opposite one in the dentist now. Looks like a swirling cup of sick 
    The artist was looking for inspiration and then remembered what his art teaching told him at art college - "If ever you're stuck for subject matter, paint what comes from within". So he stuck his fingers down the back of his throat and off he went
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 11,012
    Trying to open a couple of savings bonds with an online bank where I already have two accounts. I've already opened the app and logged in so why the F do you need me to submit a photo of my driving licence for each new account? Mind blowing!
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,100
    Charlton fans who moan non stop on threads.
    They love it so much they even start before 3.30am.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,932
    The OTT by club and fans build up to being ‘back under the lights’, like a midweek game is as rare as a leap year. 

    Don’t remember this excitement when we had 4-5000 v Crawley ‘under the lights’ last season.

    Grr…miserable old git 
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,389
    Porsche---- Porcher/Porscha

  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,184
    How some sporting stars are working for betting companies and encouraging people to make bets. 
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 6,022
    ‘Sir’ David Beckham. What’s the world coming to FFS