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Nish Kumar was funny on Taskmaster, but his stand up is shit1
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Greenhithe said:IdleHans said:
Unsurprisingly, he's my favourite by a distance. But I completely get what you're saying.SporadicAddick said:
The opposite end of the spectrum is probably Stewart Lee. I'd rather stick rusty nails in my **** than watch that insufferable twat.IdleHans said:
He isn't. Lowest common denominator comedy for the undiscerning masses.lordromford said:
He may well be really funny, but I will never know because I can’t watch him for long enough to listen to anything he says.Covered End said:
It was really good last night.IdleHans said:Michael MacIntyre's Shit Show
I simply can’t bear him and his fucking awful stage persona. Makes my shit itch.
(I appreciate comedy is very subjective, and my opinion is just an opinion. Also that when it comes to comedy I am an insufferable snob.)
I think MacIntyre is very good at what he does, it just leaves me cold.
not only racists voted for Brexit, no. ………Cunts did as well
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People wandering around this time of year in the pissing rain and wind with sunglasses on top of their heads.
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Whatever you think of Michael McIntyre he has given chances to a whole raft of up and coming comedians.
People like John Bishop, Ava Vidal, Kevin Bridges, Micky Flanagan, Imran Yusuf and Sean Walsh to name but a few. He has been good for comedy on the small screen and some of the huge audiences he originally attracted are now buying tickets - and having a positive effect - on the bank balances of the more adventurous comedians
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One of the least pleasant people I ever met through my work. Not liked in the industry either.lordromford said:
He may well be really funny, but I will never know because I can’t watch him for long enough to listen to anything he says.Covered End said:
It was really good last night.IdleHans said:Michael MacIntyre's Shit Show
I simply can’t bear him and his fucking awful stage persona. Makes my shit itch.0 -
The bloke in the, ‘Wellman’ vitamins ads, stereotypical bloke, chiselled looks, hunter gatherer type.
Basically can’t stand his face and the dumb pose. All irrational of course:)
What’s wrong with a fat bloke FFS!0 -
Raith_C_Chattonell said:Whatever you think of Michael McIntyre he has given chances to a whole raft of up and coming comedians.
People like John Bishop, Ava Vidal, Kevin Bridges, Micky Flanagan, Imran Yusuf and Sean Walsh to name but a few. He has been good for comedy on the small screen and some of the huge audiences he originally attracted are now buying tickets - and having a positive effect - on the bank balances of the more adventurous comedians
Sorry mate but that’s bollocks. Micky Flanagan owes that Chinese faced prick nothing.Raith_C_Chattonell said:Whatever you think of Michael McIntyre he has given chances to a whole raft of up and coming comedians.
People like John Bishop, Ava Vidal, Kevin Bridges, Micky Flanagan, Imran Yusuf and Sean Walsh to name but a few. He has been good for comedy on the small screen and some of the huge audiences he originally attracted are now buying tickets - and having a positive effect - on the bank balances of the more adventurous comedians
god knows how he has helped their bank balances0 -
*Popcorn giff*7
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Daytime advert for “Pure Cremation”. Says save money with cheap cremation, then finishes with there will be money left over for my family. They can celebrate my life how they want…. “ An my family know how to party”.Pan to lounge where, 6 pensioners are rocking from side to side like fucking idiots.7
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His wife would get it thoughRaplhMilne said:Daytime advert for “Pure Cremation”. Says save money with cheap cremation, then finishes with there will be money left over for my family. They can celebrate my life how they want…. “ An my family know how to party”.Pan to lounge where, 6 pensioners are rocking from side to side like fucking idiots.1 - Sponsored links:
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I am going to go for "Bung in the Oven" when my times comes, Good enough for my Mother-in -Law,RaplhMilne said:Daytime advert for “Pure Cremation”. Says save money with cheap cremation, then finishes with there will be money left over for my family. They can celebrate my life how they want…. “ An my family know how to party”.Pan to lounge where, 6 pensioners are rocking from side to side like fucking idiots.
By Jove good enough for me!2 -
Saw him at Plymouth a couple of years ago and I thought he was brilliant. I would imagine anyone who was a Brexiteer would have detested the show.McBobbin said:Nish Kumar was funny on Taskmaster, but his stand up is shit0 -
Why, was he calling "Brexiteers" w*****s and c***s? 🙄charente addick said:
Saw him at Plymouth a couple of years ago and I thought he was brilliant. I would imagine anyone who was a Brexiteer would have detested the show.McBobbin said:Nish Kumar was funny on Taskmaster, but his stand up is shit1 -
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Probably been posted before, but - people who just sit there faffing about in their car after filling up and paying for petrol - totally oblivious to the fact that there are a queue of cars waiting behind them.5
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This and the ones that like to spend a hundred years in the blamming shop, buying a scratch card, spending forever at a crappy coffee machine, buying their weekly shop, chatting to the teller, pay for your petrol and fuck off you idiots…ricky_otto said:Probably been posted before, but - people who just sit there faffing about in their car after filling up and paying for petrol - totally oblivious to the fact that there are a queue of cars waiting behind them.0 -
The continentals a good at this, and you even get a few glances in the mirror to make sure you're still there waiting and getting suitably flusteredricky_otto said:Probably been posted before, but - people who just sit there faffing about in their car after filling up and paying for petrol - totally oblivious to the fact that there are a queue of cars waiting behind them.1 -
Its a bit like the full up car park at Christmas time, (Ruxley Manor, may be). People with bags of shopping loading the boot of their car and some other chap waiting with the indicator going knowing they have found a spot to park only to have the loader smile and say they are not done yet, going for a coffee or a walk.Fumbluff said:
This and the ones that like to spend a hundred years in the blamming shop, buying a scratch card, spending forever at a crappy coffee machine, buying their weekly shop, chatting to the teller, pay for your petrol and fuck off you idiots…ricky_otto said:Probably been posted before, but - people who just sit there faffing about in their car after filling up and paying for petrol - totally oblivious to the fact that there are a queue of cars waiting behind them.
I love the the look of hope fade quickly to disappointment.1 -
General supermarket etiquette, especially people pushing trollies.
The majority seem to be in their own little bubble and have no regard for for what's behind, to the side or in front of them.
The amount of times I've been stopped in my tracks by these idiots is innumerable, which then causes me to either tut or swear at them under my breath.
My solution is to make these morons take a shopping trolley driving and theory test and only those who achieve a 100% pass rate are allowed to push a trolley around a supermarket.2 -
Even worse, when they are at the checkout and waiting to pay and start telling the staff all about their Christmas or holiday or any other boring story that no-one is interested in before paying and finally moving awayMacronate said:General supermarket etiquette, especially people pushing trollies.
The majority seem to be in their own little bubble and have no regard for for what's behind, to the side or in front of them.
The amount of times I've been stopped in my tracks by these idiots is innumerable, which then causes me to either tut or swear at them under my breath.
My solution is to make these morons take a shopping trolley driving and theory test and only those who achieve a 100% pass rate are allowed to push a trolley around a supermarket.1 - Sponsored links:
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The discarding of Christmas trees in the street, take them to a recycling centre!0
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Aren't they in the street to be collected and taken to the recycling centre?Redvalleyeast said:The discarding of Christmas trees in the street, take them to a recycling centre!0 -
No doubt but just think people are lazy,just leaving them in the street where they lay for weeks on end until the councils get round to picking them up. Just gets my goat🤷♂️North Lower Neil said:
Aren't they in the street to be collected and taken to the recycling centre?Redvalleyeast said:The discarding of Christmas trees in the street, take them to a recycling centre!
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I remember reading an article in the Guardian years ago (this one)Greenhithe said:Raith_C_Chattonell said:Whatever you think of Michael McIntyre he has given chances to a whole raft of up and coming comedians.
People like John Bishop, Ava Vidal, Kevin Bridges, Micky Flanagan, Imran Yusuf and Sean Walsh to name but a few. He has been good for comedy on the small screen and some of the huge audiences he originally attracted are now buying tickets - and having a positive effect - on the bank balances of the more adventurous comedians
Sorry mate but that’s bollocks. Micky Flanagan owes that Chinese faced prick nothing.Raith_C_Chattonell said:Whatever you think of Michael McIntyre he has given chances to a whole raft of up and coming comedians.
People like John Bishop, Ava Vidal, Kevin Bridges, Micky Flanagan, Imran Yusuf and Sean Walsh to name but a few. He has been good for comedy on the small screen and some of the huge audiences he originally attracted are now buying tickets - and having a positive effect - on the bank balances of the more adventurous comedians
god knows how he has helped their bank balances
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/tvandradioblog/2010/sep/16/michael-mcintyre-comedy-roadshow
It seems McIntyre gave a leg up to unknown comedians on his highly successful roadshow. The article includes these paragraphs.
But they are missing a point about McIntyre's success. His Comedy Roadshow ratings hit (along with Live at the Apollo) has played a crucial role in making standup work on the small screen – generating a hunger for live humour that has seen arena standup become commonplace. John Bishop cites his Roadshow appearance as the event that catapulted him from club to enormodome. Online ticket sales spike straight after broadcasts, confirming a clear link between the Roadshow and comedians on the road.
When I met McIntyre just before his first series, he asked me who he should book. I knew numerous great upcoming comics but I thought they were too obscure for BBC1 so I left him to his own choices. To my absolute surprise he championed telly unknowns such as Ava Vidal, Kevin Bridges and Micky Flanagan – Bridges is now massive and Flanagan has just announced his first Hammersmith Apollo date in 2011. Whatever one thinks of McIntyre, his programme has to be good for comedy.
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The new McDonalds adevert where they’re raising their eyebrows.
Pricks.4 -
Awful ad.Macronate said:The new McDonalds adevert where they’re raising their eyebrows.
Pricks.
The queue in McDonald's will be terrible too, so they're all going to have a terrible afternoon.0 -
The food will be just as terrible tooNorth Lower Neil said:
Awful ad.Macronate said:The new McDonalds adevert where they’re raising their eyebrows.
Pricks.
The queue in McDonald's will be terrible too, so they're all going to have a terrible afternoon.1 -
People who reply to their own posts1
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I agreethai malaysia addick said:People who reply to their own posts10 -
The lowlife scum that decide to do 3 of our vans broken into whilst on a fit our job at ikea Greenwich this morning - thieving cnuts want publicly hanging same goes for anyone buying stolen gear - 20k down the drain in 5 mins. 3 new doors required and 3 new gas analysers, press fit guns etc
apparently done 9 vans in 20 mins in the car park - rung police we’ll get back to you in 48 hours laughable0
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