Thought I'd get ahead of the curve when buying a birthday card recently.
I quickly checked the calendar to stock up on the next few months worth. The list included children aged 7, 8, 10 and 13. Bought the cards - now about to send the first one - only to belatedly realise they'll be 8, 9, 11 and 14.
As someone in their early 40s working in marketing, I am already an old man in the office. Today, I am going to a 100th birthday party so will seem positively spritely!
You're looking at a 240 year old watercolour painting of an old Woolwich scene with your Mum and realise she has been around for nearly 100 years of that timespan!
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Sadly over a decade since an update.
I quickly checked the calendar to stock up on the next few months worth. The list included children aged 7, 8, 10 and 13. Bought the cards - now about to send the first one - only to belatedly realise they'll be 8, 9, 11 and 14.
I was getting like that but have stopped the tea and coffee and just have caffeine free coffee now. Makes a lot of difference.
Is that with a jäger chaser and a pint?
Programme was fucking dull. Enough material for a standard 25 minute show dragged out to make a Christmas special.
I guess it's all relative 😀