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Rate my Plate 2022 ?

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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,983
    BrentfordAddick said:
    Do your worst, it won't be hard. 
    At least 70% of that dinner would definitely be hard.
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,900
    This thread is all about piss taking, so happy to take it all...

    No turkey - replaced with beef stew and dumplings (family tradition)...

    The roast potatoes on the left disintegrated, but were lovely.

    No crisps or baked beans.


  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,835
    Danepak said:
    flyingkiwiDK said:
    Some of these comments are hilarious!  I love this thread!

    It actually tasted pretty good (admittedly the photo doesn't really do it justice!).  The reindeer/Santa shite is actually boiled red cabbage and dates.  Some of the potatoes are "caramelised" in brown sugar which it what gives them their shiny appearance.  Meat is Duck and Pork.  Not as dry as it looks.  My favourite part has to be the ready salted crisps (see top right).  Plate is a family heirloom apparently.

    Ignore them haters.
    Plenty of potatoes on my Danish Xmas plate too. Hasselbach and caramelised. Accompanied by red cabbage, sweet onions, crisps, gravy and a scotch fillet (sorry, couldn’t be bothered with duck this year).


    The "meat" looks like a prop out of a army medic training video.

    So demotivated was the chef they lost the will to cut all the way through the onion or whatever it is as the centre piece of that abomination.  The nuttella sundae tops it off.

    Hopefully you can  salvage a crisp to stave off starvation.
  • Charlton and on
    Charlton and on Posts: 975
    edited December 2022
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  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,516
    1StevieG said:
    Boom
    Boom indeed. Was that after the 💥 
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,147
    meldrew66 said:
    Come on then, let the plaudits/critics have their say. 
    One of the best so far
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,516
    Crisps, baked beans and steak bakes on Christmas dinners!?!?!?


    Going for a lay down, I've come over a little queer
  • munich
    munich Posts: 4

  • munich
    munich Posts: 4
    munich said:

    Happy Christmas 
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,516
    munich said:

    Not a bad effort that one

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  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,196
    Not mine I’d eaten most of it , mrs one with carrots on 🤮
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,516
    oohaahmortimer said:
    Not mine I’d eaten most of it , mrs one with carrots on 🤮
    Yorkshire got a lump of dog shit stuck to it, and you're fussing about a carrot?
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,132
    The Red Robin said:
    meldrew66 said:
    Come on then, let the plaudits/critics have their say. 
    One of the best so far
    Random sproutage?
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,223
    Disaster for me. Somehow turned off the oven and then to catch up the timings went all out the window! 
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,132
    edited December 2022
    Solidgone said:
    Disaster for me. Somehow turned off the oven and then to catch up the timings went all out the window! 
    Is that thing at the top of your plate your wife's?
    #check4batteries
  • R0TW
    R0TW Posts: 1,681
    Gribbo said:
    Crisps, baked beans and steak bakes on Christmas dinners!?!?!?


    Going for a lay down, I've come over a little queer
    Hope he enjoyed it.
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,132
    munich said:

    Did you do an Alan Partridge with the plate size?
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,516
    A little teaser of mine -


  • R0TW
    R0TW Posts: 1,681
    seth plum said:
    Not been a good couple of weeks for me, otherwise this would be more elaborate.
    However still likely to be in first place in it’s class.


    Are you visiting people and stopped off at a Little Chef?

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  • mendonca
    mendonca Posts: 9,418
    Enjoyed. Left it to the family this time. A lot more gravy was applied after the snap.

  • R0TW
    R0TW Posts: 1,681
    Gribbo said:
    kimbo said:
    Vegetarian Christmas meal. Filo, butternut squash, harrisa and chickpeas. 
    Chickpeas don't sound very veggie to me
    Wouldn’t be too keen for a chickpea on my dinner plate, more a gravy man if I am honest.
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,041
    seth plum said:
    Not been a good couple of weeks for me, otherwise this would be more elaborate.
    However still likely to be in first place in it’s class.


    2/10, feeling sorry for anyone who had to eat that... 👀 
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,196
    Fumbluff said:
    BiL served up this, to be fair once the gravy went on he’d smashed it but I disagreed with the cauliflower cheese (still ate it mind)
    Don’t like parsnips but even if i did I need the potato ratio to be a lot higher compared to them 
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,900
    Dazzler21 said:
    Turkey Crown, Venison, Pigs in Blankets, Chestnuts and Brussels, roasties, Broccoli, beans, carrots, gamon, parsnips, asparagus and gravy.

    Oh and Yorkshire pudding 


    We obviously have to take your word re the Turkey crown as can’t see it 

    and we will be the judge if you have ‘nailed it’ mister 
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,900
    JaShea99 said:

    Silence…
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,516
    PaddyP17 said:
    seth plum said:
    Not been a good couple of weeks for me, otherwise this would be more elaborate.
    However still likely to be in first place in it’s class.


    2/10, feeling sorry for anyone who had to eat that... 👀 
    Was it as bad as it looks, Pad mate?
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,196
    TellyTubby said:
    A veggie Christmas meal. Just awaiting the stuffing. Ok go for it.
    Baked beans and Yorkshire pudding … red card 
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,900
    cafc4life said:
    Do your worst 
    Best potatoes so far 
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