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The sexual innuendo thread.
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iaitch said:With half an orange you can peel back the skin and suck out the juice.
Just think what you could do with a nice pair. OOOh matron!
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Went to the doctors yesterday and told him I haven't had a shit for 5 days.He gave me some pills and said put one in your back passage before you go to bed.For all the good that did, I might just as well have shoved it up my arse.Tish Boom! Now that's a real innuendo.3
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The female DJ on Heart radio this afternoon said. “After the news I will be playing a tune that will get your fist pumping”
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I thought I was IN this morning when the attractive youngish TA turned and said to me in the staff room, "can you grip it and give it a good twist?"
Whilst handing me a brand new jar of jam.2 -
Sticky problem0
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soapy_jones said:I thought I was IN this morning when the attractive youngish TA turned and said to me in the staff room, "can you grip it and give it a good twist?"
Whilst handing me a brand new jar of jam.1 -
I see that Stephanie Frappart, the French referee officiating in the Germany v Costa Rica game when interviewed about tonight's game was quoted as saying 'Well, if the men make it hard for me, then I will make it hard for them'.
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man_at_milletts said:I see that Stephanie Frappart, the French referee officiating in the Germany v Costa Rica game when interviewed about tonight's game was quoted as saying 'Well, if the men make it hard for me, then I will make it hard for them'.0
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Dutch vs Argentina commentary: "He's a coming talent"2
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I thought this thread had shot its bolt.
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man_at_milletts said:I thought this thread had shot its bolt.1
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Something usually pops up eventually0
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I can’t remember the exact words, but there was the commentary of a ladies long distance race and the commentator, when the leader of the race sped up, said ‘she opens up her legs, and shows us what she’s got’
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Lordflashheart said:I can’t remember the exact words, but there was the commentary of a ladies long distance race and the commentator, when the leader of the race sped up, said ‘she opens up her legs, and shows us what she’s got’
Or something like that 😂David Coleman IIRC. Every time (Insert athlete's name) opens her legs a big gap appears.2 -
Was it Coleman or Pickering who commented on Juantorena, 'everytime he opens his legs he shows class',0
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iaitch said:Was it Coleman or Pickering who commented on Juantorena, 'everytime he opens his legs he shows class',2
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Working in the NUS bar years ago a pretty fresher asked me for a double entendre
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Just suggested to the wife I’ll take her up the
Bullring tonight!She didn’t look impressed!
only wanted to show her the Christmas lights
& Ice rink !1 -
I've just joined our village choir, the music is great. I find it fascinating going through the women's parts.1
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Posted on the worldle thread but imagine your country is shaped like a strap on.
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