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The sexual innuendo thread.

SoundAsa£
SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,567
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Who’s gonna be first to twiddle with their equipment?
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  • eastterrace6168
    eastterrace6168 Posts: 23,606
    edited November 2022


    Dose;..Take one with every post!!😉
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,567
    Have you ever been tickled under the hollyhocks or kissed behind the peonies.
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,657
    Danger of early kick-offs
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,742
    When I can think of a double entendre, I'll give you one
  • CAFCTrev
    CAFCTrev Posts: 6,076
    edited November 2022
    As it wasn't getting any love on the NFL thread...


  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    The sexual in your end-o thread
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 70,428
    The Mods should make this a sticky
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 21,084
    Bits of Viz comic on Tumblr
  • charlton4ever
    charlton4ever Posts: 1,762

    Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo thread .... thank you all for coming.

  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    When I worked in the west end theatre at curtain down on a Friday or Saturday night:

    "Anyone fancy a quick one up the Arts?"

    Photo

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  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,929
    I took the wife up the oxo tower at the weekend 
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,332
    Having a problem with something can somebody smooth my passage for me?
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    lolwray said:
    I took the wife up the oxo tower at the weekend 
    You were lucky, mine took me up there for a birthday treat!!
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    This needs to be members only!
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,951
    Sung to Posh Spice: Does he take you up the arse-enal.
  • Rob
    Rob Posts: 12,027
    A Mexican suppository. 
  • cashncarry
    cashncarry Posts: 981
    Im trying to give them up,but its so hard.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,657
    Rob said:
    An Mexican Italian suppository. 


  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,657
    I used to meet my girlfriend ouside the pawnbrokers so she could kiss me under the balls.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,657
    I know the Queen's (Gawd bless 'er) chauffeur used to take up the Mall a couple of times a week.

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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,141
    edited November 2022
    Suspect you did it on purpose you filthbag, but you’ve ‘entered the wrong category’…


    (non-Charlton)
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,449
    This thread needs a moderator.  Can I introduce my mate Finbar Saunders?

    And his double entendres..
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,449

  • Masterbrew
    Masterbrew Posts: 277
    After reading these posts, I'm off to enjoy a stiff one.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,518
    edited November 2022
    I used to work with a lady in Malaysia who regularly said to me, "Can I have a quick one?" She meant in case you are wondering, a quick chat. I could never bring myself to explain to her the innuendo.
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,567
    thai malaysia addick said:
    I used to work with a lady in Malaysia who regularly said to me, "Can I have a quick one?" She meant in case you are wondering, a quick chat. I could never bring myself to explain to her the innuendo.
    Is that honestly what you thought?
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,518
    edited November 2022
    SoundAsa£ said:
    thai malaysia addick said:
    I used to work with a lady in Malaysia who regularly said to me, "Can I have a quick one?" She meant in case you are wondering, a quick chat. I could never bring myself to explain to her the innuendo.
    Is that honestly what you thought?
    Well, yes, actually. She had different sexual preferences to me.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,611
    edited November 2022
    I do try to get into the regular habit of reading this thread, but tbh I do often find it hard to keep it up….🙄😞
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,567
    thai malaysia addick said:
    SoundAsa£ said:
    thai malaysia addick said:
    I used to work with a lady in Malaysia who regularly said to me, "Can I have a quick one?" She meant in case you are wondering, a quick chat. I could never bring myself to explain to her the innuendo.
    Is that honestly what you thought?
    Well, yes, actually. She had different sexual preferences to me.
    Oh, so you bat for the other side I assume?
  • PopIcon
    PopIcon Posts: 5,970
    Big explosion from Dembélé.

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