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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    That I live in a country where we’ve had to rename our local womens sewing group from ‘Bitch and Stitch’ to ‘Stitch and Chat’ but singing ‘ooh ahh up the RA’ is deemed perfectly acceptable.

    FFS 🙄😠
    I thought that there has been a huge backlash, and the players and officials have been falling overthemselves to apologise? I am getting my news from social media links, so I may be way off the mark? 
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,956
    The New Word Game on this forum where words are constantly reduced to 3 or 4 letters in length which presents no intellectual challenge at all. I've abandoned it.
  • The list of possible side effects that you get in packets of tablets.I take tablets for Parkinsons shakes,one of the side effects among 10000 others,is"may cause tremors"
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,587
    That I live in a country where we’ve had to rename our local womens sewing group from ‘Bitch and Stitch’ to ‘Stitch and Chat’ but singing ‘ooh ahh up the RA’ is deemed perfectly acceptable.

    FFS 🙄😠
    I thought that there has been a huge backlash, and the players and officials have been falling overthemselves to apologise? I am getting my news from social media links, so I may be way off the mark? 
    The only backlash here is that more young people are singing it now.
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,628
    Trying to open a fcking nappy sack. Then you finally think you've done it and it turns out it was just 2 nappy sacks stuck together. Shitty things.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    Trying to open a fcking nappy sack. Then you finally think you've done it and it turns out it was just 2 nappy sacks stuck together. Shitty things.
    So stuck together and used.
  • Missed a penalty, when you haven't. Goalkeeper made the save. 
  • Trying to open a fcking nappy sack. Then you finally think you've done it and it turns out it was just 2 nappy sacks stuck together. Shitty things.

    Mate this was doing my swede in recently with bin bags and dog poo bags. Standing there like a lemon for minutes at a time trying to wrestle open the fuckers as my heart rate rose and vein in my temple throbbed in anger, frustration and despair.


    Missus casually mentioned that you just need to lick your fingers and jobs a good un.  Life changing moment and I've been  a different person these past few weeks as a result.

    Just need to master cling film now and I'll move a step closer to being a functioning adult.
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,628
    Trying to open a fcking nappy sack. Then you finally think you've done it and it turns out it was just 2 nappy sacks stuck together. Shitty things.

    Mate this was doing my swede in recently with bin bags and dog poo bags. Standing there like a lemon for minutes at a time trying to wrestle open the fuckers as my heart rate rose and vein in my temple throbbed in anger, frustration and despair.


    Missus casually mentioned that you just need to lick your fingers and jobs a good un.  Life changing moment and I've been  a different person these past few weeks as a result.

    Just need to master cling film now and I'll move a step closer to being a functioning adult.
    Hmm, will give it a go but just have to remember to wash my hands after changing a shitty arse before I do 🤣
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    That I live in a country where we’ve had to rename our local womens sewing group from ‘Bitch and Stitch’ to ‘Stitch and Chat’ but singing ‘ooh ahh up the RA’ is deemed perfectly acceptable.

    FFS 🙄😠
    I thought that there has been a huge backlash, and the players and officials have been falling overthemselves to apologise? I am getting my news from social media links, so I may be way off the mark? 
    The only backlash here is that more young people are singing it now.
    Ah - sorry, forgot that you were Johnny Foreigner...  ;):D  
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  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,587
    That I live in a country where we’ve had to rename our local womens sewing group from ‘Bitch and Stitch’ to ‘Stitch and Chat’ but singing ‘ooh ahh up the RA’ is deemed perfectly acceptable.

    FFS 🙄😠
    I thought that there has been a huge backlash, and the players and officials have been falling overthemselves to apologise? I am getting my news from social media links, so I may be way off the mark? 
    The only backlash here is that more young people are singing it now.
    Ah - sorry, forgot that you were Johnny Foreigner...  ;):D  
    Blowin is the correct term round these parts 🙄🤣🤣
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    Trying to open a fcking nappy sack. Then you finally think you've done it and it turns out it was just 2 nappy sacks stuck together. Shitty things.

    Mate this was doing my swede in recently with bin bags and dog poo bags. Standing there like a lemon for minutes at a time trying to wrestle open the fuckers as my heart rate rose and vein in my temple throbbed in anger, frustration and despair.


    Missus casually mentioned that you just need to lick your fingers and jobs a good un.  Life changing moment and I've been  a different person these past few weeks as a result.

    Just need to master cling film now and I'll move a step closer to being a functioning adult.
    Hmm, will give it a go but just have to remember to wash my hands after changing a shitty arse before I do 🤣
    Do what I do when I take my dog for a walk, open a couple of bags, using licked fingers, (no comments), before going out.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,217
    If you get shit on your fingers don't lick them.
  • Gary Poole
    Gary Poole Posts: 1,874
    iaitch said:
    If you get shit on your fingers don't lick them.
    Confucius posts on Charlton Life
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Screw the bags up individually before putting in your back pocket while still at home.
    My Kate Moss walking style separates said aperture allowing hand to be placed inside even on the coldest of day.
    ;)
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    T_C_E said:
    Screw the bags up individually before putting in your back pocket while still at home.
    My Kate Moss walking style separates said aperture allowing hand to be placed inside even on the coldest of day.
    ;)

  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,679
    The list of possible side effects that you get in packets of tablets.I take tablets for Parkinsons shakes,one of the side effects among 10000 others,is"may cause tremors"
    When I met with the consultant just before surgery last year, amongst the many side effects that may occur, he casually mentioned one of them was death!
  • Boom said:
    The list of possible side effects that you get in packets of tablets.I take tablets for Parkinsons shakes,one of the side effects among 10000 others,is"may cause tremors"
    When I met with the consultant just before surgery last year, amongst the many side effects that may occur, he casually mentioned one of them was death!
    Blimey,that was a morale boosting statement to make especially as most people undergoing surgery are very apprehensive.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    Went out on the decking this morning to find that a 🦊 had diarrhoead on the cover of our garden furniture. To do this, the wanker had to jump from the decking onto the chair concerned, gather itself before unleashing a gush of liquid excrement 😡 from its smelly ‘arris.

    If I find out which one it was, I’m going straight round to its den and unloading my guts on that family’s garden furniture, see how they like it.
  • Macronate said:
    Went out on the decking this morning to find that a 🦊 had diarrhoead on the cover of our garden furniture. To do this, the wanker had to jump from the decking onto the chair concerned, gather itself before unleashing a gush of liquid excrement 😡 from its smelly ‘arris.

    If I find out which one it was, I’m going straight round to its den and unloading my guts on that family’s garden furniture, see how they like it.
    Boggis, Bunce and Bean, one fat, one short, one lean....
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  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,484
    Minto still saying WhatsUp, surely someone has told him by now 😂
  • Talal said:
    Minto still saying WhatsUp, surely someone has told him by now 😂
    His own kids must have told / disowned him by now?
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,863
    It annoys me when people are verbally really loud on the toilet in a working environment/public bathrooms.

    Just do the embaressing noisy gas/shotgun poo with powerful force...and leave it there. We all do it every now and again. 

    There's no need to verbally make it sound like you are either in pain or you are on the receiving end of a sexual act. 
    You are just pushing waste out from your body. 

    While on the toilet, why not get your phone out, cut the noise off stay quiet and relax


  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,587
    Talal said:
    Minto still saying WhatsUp, surely someone has told him by now 😂
    I sent a message to Browny.
    They laugh about it but won’t tell him 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣
    It makes him sound ancient.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    Talal said:
    Minto still saying WhatsUp, surely someone has told him by now 😂
    I sent a message to Browny.
    They laugh about it but won’t tell him 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣
    It makes him sound ancient.
    Is this as in the old Budweiser advert ?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,019
    edited October 2022
    Dave2l said:
    It annoys me when people are verbally really loud on the toilet in a working environment/public bathrooms.

    Just do the embaressing noisy gas/shotgun poo with powerful force...and leave it there. We all do it every now and again. 

    There's no need to verbally make it sound like you are either in pain or you are on the receiving end of a sexual act. 
    You are just pushing waste out from your body. 

    While on the toilet, why not get your phone out, cut the noise off stay quiet and relax


    That's my workplace routine. Sometime's I'm too relaxed though and the lights go out. At that point I have to quickly dash out of the cubical to reactivate the lights and dash back in before anyone comes in sees me with my pants around my ankles.  It is so annoying.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,217
    Can't you just wave it under the door?
  • advert on Youtube that keeps cropping up. Totaljobs with "get the right job at the right pay" with this annoying ginger girl from america talking to her granny on zoom. 

    The bit where she says "it runs in the family" should be covered by any computer insurance as its so difficult not to punch the fucking screen. 
  • Dippenhall
    Dippenhall Posts: 3,918
    Road works that don't create a bottleneck but has a warning triangle stuck in the road before you arrive that blocks the road making it single lane traffic to get round the sign!!
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,628
    Road works that don't create a bottleneck but has a warning triangle stuck in the road before you arrive that blocks the road making it single lane traffic to get round the sign!!
    You would love it in central London then.
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