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Summer 2022 transfer rumours (Gilbey loan confirmed p513, a signing falls through last minute p541)
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Ayam Van Der Whelmed.
Dutch division 2 striker I'm hearing.4 -
People forgot about all the players we have brought in .. it’s been a excellent window it’s not just about what happens today … still expect two to get done in time but if not we had a excellent window and seeing the young players last night we have a strong squad alreadyMrBurns said:Surely something will happen......2 -
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Please no bonne0
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Bollocks of steel there @Covered_End_LadCovered_End_Lad said:Forward and defender both still happening9 -
not falling for this. he's neither a defender or a forward.SheedyCAFC said:0 -
Kim Jong -un special delivery headed this way.Head for the sheltersBR7_addick said:
Insensitive Toward Koreans??Sillybilly said:I’m ITK. I’ve heard our new signing is Fu Kin Nowan. I think he may be Korean.
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It hasn’t been an excellent window . We’ve brought in a good manager and some good players, but nowhere near enough .RonnieMoore said:
People forgot about all the players we have brought in .. it’s been a excellent window it’s not just about what happens today … still expect two to get done in time but if not we had a excellent window and seeing the young players last night we have a strong squad alreadyMrBurns said:Surely something will happen......1 -
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Panutche Camara to Ipswich confirmed.0
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Everyone needs cheering up, lets have a classic joke to lighten the mood.Julius Caesar was addressing the crowd in the Coliseum. "Friends, Romans
and Countrymen, lend me your ears. Tomorrow I take our glorious army to conquer Northern Europe and I shall start with France. We shall kill many Gauls and return victorious."
The crowd are up on their feet "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty
Caesar"
Brutus turns to his mate and says " He doesn't half talk some shi*e eh?
He couldn't fight his way out of a wet parchment bag."
Six months later, Caesar comes back having conquered France and
addresses the crowd in the Coliseum. "Friends, Romans and Countrymen, I
have returned from our campaign in France and as I promised, we killed
50,000 Gauls".
The crowd are up on their feet again. "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail
mighty Caesar". Brutus once again turns to his mate "I'm sick of his
bullsh*t,I'm off to France to check this out."
So Brutus sets of for France and three weeks later he comes back to
Rome.
Caesar is addressing the public in the Coliseum again "Friends, Romans
and Countrymen, tomorrow we set off for Britain and we are going to
sort those b*stards out"
The crowd are up on their feet. "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail
mighty Caesar"
Brutus jumps up and shouts "Caesar, you are a liar. You told us that
you had killed 50,000 Gauls in France but I've been there to check it out
you only killed 25,000 !!!!"
The crowd are stunned and all sit down in silence.
Caesar gets up and looks slowly round the Coliseum then across at
Brutus and says "Brutus, you are forgetting one thing...
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Away Gauls count double in Europe."14 -
This is the sort of ITK’ing we like. Total, albeit measured confidence. This is reminiscent of the glory days of @Redhenry, lovely stuff.Covered_End_Lad said:Forward and defender both still happeningSure I miss the brash in your face ITK that was @DOUCHER’s brand too, but this is like a warm hug, letting you know everything will be ok.
Top drawer.12 -
He was the one I really wanted.Callumcafc said:Panutche Camara to Ipswich confirmed.
Oh well we move on.1 -
One I would have been looking at in the summer for sure but our midfield options are strong.blackpool72 said:
He was the one I really wanted.Callumcafc said:Panutche Camara to Ipswich confirmed.
Oh well we move on.0 -
Charlton on deadline day (for me) is like trying to believe in God.4
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Looks worried....is there a gun pointing at him?DDOUBLEE said:0 -
Looks like he’s filling out paperwork after fixing the photocopier4
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I totally fell for this until I saw the bit about Arter. I was so annoyed that a message board joke became real and that's we'd added another winger to our gluttony of wingers.SheedyCAFC said:
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Bloody good joke if it didn’t have the date all over it 👍🏻Callumcafc said:
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I know we’re desperate for a striker but Robbie Fowler is well past his best.Covered End said:Charlton on deadline day (for me) is like trying to believe in God.1 -
This thread is nearly making me head over to Twitter and watch our signing there!1
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We've had since the end of May & we are less than 4 hours away from the end of the transfer window still without strength in depth up front.Covered_End_Lad said:Forward and defender both still happening
"Getting business done early" is not a phrase used much in SE75 -
Lot of typing for very little reward, but at least it wasnt posted on Jokes thread because that would have been inaccurate and wrong.cafcsinger said:Everyone needs cheering up, lets have a classic joke to lighten the mood.Julius Caesar was addressing the crowd in the Coliseum. "Friends, Romans
and Countrymen, lend me your ears. Tomorrow I take our glorious army to conquer Northern Europe and I shall start with France. We shall kill many Gauls and return victorious."
The crowd are up on their feet "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty
Caesar"
Brutus turns to his mate and says " He doesn't half talk some shi*e eh?
He couldn't fight his way out of a wet parchment bag."
Six months later, Caesar comes back having conquered France and
addresses the crowd in the Coliseum. "Friends, Romans and Countrymen, I
have returned from our campaign in France and as I promised, we killed
50,000 Gauls".
The crowd are up on their feet again. "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail
mighty Caesar". Brutus once again turns to his mate "I'm sick of his
bullsh*t,I'm off to France to check this out."
So Brutus sets of for France and three weeks later he comes back to
Rome.
Caesar is addressing the public in the Coliseum again "Friends, Romans
and Countrymen, tomorrow we set off for Britain and we are going to
sort those b*stards out"
The crowd are up on their feet. "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail
mighty Caesar"
Brutus jumps up and shouts "Caesar, you are a liar. You told us that
you had killed 50,000 Gauls in France but I've been there to check it out
you only killed 25,000 !!!!"
The crowd are stunned and all sit down in silence.
Caesar gets up and looks slowly round the Coliseum then across at
Brutus and says "Brutus, you are forgetting one thing...
.
Away Gauls count double in Europe."2 -
Can we call a halt on the posting (and quoting) of old tweets for now please. Jokes been done and starting to clog the thread up.
same with tweets from clear fake accounts.Cheers guys56
