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Summer 2022 transfer rumours (Gilbey loan confirmed p513, a signing falls through last minute p541)

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  • Hal1x said:
    Everyone needs cheering up, lets have a classic joke to lighten the mood. 

    Julius Caesar was addressing the crowd in the Coliseum. "Friends, Romans
    and Countrymen, lend me your ears. Tomorrow I take our glorious army to conquer Northern Europe and I shall start with France. We shall kill many Gauls and return victorious."

    The crowd are up on their feet "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty
    Caesar"

    Brutus turns to his mate and says " He doesn't half talk some shi*e eh?
    He couldn't fight his way out of a wet parchment bag."

    Six months later, Caesar comes back having conquered France and
    addresses the crowd in the Coliseum. "Friends, Romans and Countrymen, I
    have returned from our campaign in France and as I promised, we killed
    50,000 Gauls".

    The crowd are up on their feet again. "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail
    mighty Caesar". Brutus once again turns to his mate "I'm sick of his
    bullsh*t,I'm off to France to check this out."

    So Brutus sets of for France and three weeks later he comes back to
    Rome.

    Caesar is addressing the public in the Coliseum again "Friends, Romans
    and Countrymen, tomorrow we set off for Britain and we are going to
    sort those b*stards out"

    The crowd are up on their feet. "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail
    mighty Caesar"

    Brutus jumps up and shouts "Caesar, you are a liar. You told us that
    you had killed 50,000 Gauls in France but I've been there to check it out
    you only killed 25,000 !!!!"

    The crowd are stunned and all sit down in silence.

    Caesar gets up and looks slowly round the Coliseum then across at
    Brutus and says "Brutus, you are forgetting one thing...
    .
    Away Gauls count double in Europe."
    Lot of typing for very little reward, but at least it wasnt posted on Jokes thread because that would have been inaccurate and wrong.
    Bet you're fun at parties 
  • We have made contact with Millwall about Olaofe 
  • We have untill 11, I have confidence we will bring two in. I think a striker is deffo a go now that Gilb has left.
  • Uboat said:
    Can we call a halt on the posting (and quoting) of old tweets for now please. Jokes been done and starting to clog the thread up.

    same with tweets from clear fake accounts. 

    Cheers guys 
    What the hell is wrong with you?
    You’d think he owns the place!
  • edited September 2022
    Scoham said:
    Wouldn't bother mate.....will only be a let down. If we have to get to 7.30pm on deadline day & still be waiting for signings something hasn't gone to plan. 

    Yes we've signed players & yes, some were even here before the start of the season, but currently only Woolacott, O'Connell, Rak-Sakyi & Sessegnon can be said to improvements to last season. I have high hopes for Payne but he has yet to shine. Egbo & Mcgrandalls are already injured and we obviously only started looking for a striker after Saturday. 

    At the start of the season I think I gave this squad 6 out 10 with hopes it would go to 7 or more once we got to today.

    Sadly 6 is about the maximum it will be.


  • edited September 2022
    Forest signing Batshuayi on loan.

    About their 20th signing this summer.
  • We have made contact with Millwall about Olaofe 
    I hope that’s a back up option in case others fall through.
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  • Okay Covered_End_Lad said:
    We have made contact with Millwall about Olaofe 
    Suggests any permanent deal for a striker has fallen through
  • For me if the rumours about Bonne coming in as our striker are true,... as the French would say - c'est bonne. 
  • Absolute scenes here
  • So the 95% done deal for the striker is looking unlikely. No surprise. 
  • edited September 2022
    I give up. 
  • Uboat said:
    Can we call a halt on the posting (and quoting) of old tweets for now please. Jokes been done and starting to clog the thread up.

    same with tweets from clear fake accounts. 

    Cheers guys 
    What the hell is wrong with you?
    He's stroppy that he didnt think it up first, and is now going to delete all the posts so the individuals posting lose their lol! count - Its what happens when mod power gets out of control.
  • In the meantime where will Cole Stockton end up?
  • We have made contact with Millwall about Olaofe 
    There's only one Isaac Tanitoluwaloba Aduraoluwatimileyin Olaofe!
    Would cost an arm and a leg to get that printed on the back of your shirt.
  • edited September 2022
    We have made contact with Millwall about Olaofe 
    There's only one Isaac Tanitoluwaloba Aduraoluwatimileyin Olaofe!
    EDIT: The cardigan one got in first 🤬🤬
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  • We have made contact with Millwall about Olaofe 
    There's only one Isaac Tanitoluwaloba Aduraoluwatimileyin Olaofe!
    Would cost an arm and a leg to get that printed on the back of your shirt.
    You would need it to go up one arm & down one leg. 
  • A Palace and a Millwall player on loan. Tommy laughs at your criticism of him.
  • Valley11 said:
    McKirdy, a striker and a defender would be exceptional 
    Football fans during a transfer window: ”I’ll be happy with 2 or 3 new players”

    Club signs 4 players.

    Football fans after signings: ”we just need 2 or 3 more players to really improve us” 


  • Uboat said:
    Message for the club: I am now ready for our first arrival. 
    Trousers round your ankles are they?
  • Can’t see that kid from Millwall firing us to promotion. Very, very underwhelming.
  • Panutche Camara to Ipswich confirmed.
    Superb signing for them
  • Uboat said:
    Message for the club: I am now ready for our first arrival. 
    Trousers round your ankles are they?
    That’s insane. How did you know I was on the shitter?
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