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Congratulations Todger

Chizz
Chizz Posts: 28,331
edited December 2020 in Other Football and Sports


So happy for Christie Nicklaus to have been taken up the aisle by her favourite Todger.  

And, for her eighty year old grandfather Jack, seeing a fine, upstanding, young Todger must bring back some great memories. 

Let's hope we hear about some tiny Todgers in the not too distant future.  
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  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,145
    Quite a lengthy piece 
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954

    Who on Earth calls their child .....Todger?  lololol


  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,846
    Oggy Red said:

    Who on Earth calls their child .....Todger?  lololol


    In fairness, being a member of the Strunk family probably sets the bar for names fairly low.
  • Ross
    Ross Posts: 4,409
    SporadicAddick said:
    Oggy Red said:

    Who on Earth calls their child .....Todger?  lololol


    In fairness, being a member of the Strunk family probably sets the bar for names fairly low.

  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    He sounds like a dick.
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,651
    Sounds like an unsubtle anagram name. 
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,838
    That's right up there with Randy Bumgardner as one of those ridiculous American names that are even funnier because they dont understand why they're funny!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,592
    Off_it said:
    That's right up there with Randy Bumgardner as one of those ridiculous American names that are even funnier because they dont understand why they're funny!
    Not as ridiculous as his brother, Uphill
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    @ElfsborgAddick wife’s nickname for him is chode. 
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  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,735
    Just think....

    Todger and Fanny.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Fanny Fanackapan said:
    Just think....

    Todger and Fanny.
    That could work...
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,103
    RodneyCharltonTrotta said:
    He sounds like a dick.
    That’s me 
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,673
    edited December 2020
    Oops
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    Off_it said:
    That's right up there with Randy Bumgardner as one of those ridiculous American names that are even funnier because they dont understand why they're funny!

    Of course it's a German language name, plenty of people in Germany/Austria/Switzerland called Baumgartner (Baum = tree, Gartner = gardener).
    Even Randy is merely the diminutive of Randolf (again, a Germanic name).

    Lots of German immigration during the past 200 years so no surprise the name is well used in the USA.
    Despite making the spelling more American phonetic, it's only Brits that would find it funny - as a tramp is a bum, bum is a fanny in Americanese, and English fanny is ..... oh, I give up (!)  : confused:   :confounded:


  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,970
    Only the other day Mr Tatters and I were talking about the South Korean foreign minister in the 90s  - Lee Bum Suk
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    Off_it said:
    That's right up there with Randy Bumgardner as one of those ridiculous American names that are even funnier because they dont understand why they're funny!
    Albert Pujols
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Did Ed Balls call his daughter Ophelia?
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,667
    This is what happens when our game is cancelled. 
    What a load of todgers we have on here 
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    blackpool72 said:
    This is what happens when our game is cancelled. 
    What a load of todgers we have on here 

    Should have an Elf warning.


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  • EastTerrace
    EastTerrace Posts: 3,961
    What happened to the famous todger?
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,103
    I’ve always found the name Bernt Haas an amusing name
  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 16,519
    _MrDick said:
    I’ve always found the name Bernt Haas an amusing name
    Takes one to know one, as they say  ;)
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,970
    I have friend from Denmark who knew a ‘Mr Bent Willy’ from Copenhagen. Thank god we’ve got Thomas Sandgaard.
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,842
    _MrDick said:
    I’ve always found the name Bernt Haas an amusing name

    Or even Hugh Jaas.
  • hoof_it_up_to_benty
    hoof_it_up_to_benty Posts: 22,438
    Gaylord Burrows was one of my favourite names for a sportsman.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,558
    Used to speak to a woman in Germany for work called Fanny Fidler.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,027
    Arsenetatters said:
    I have friend from Denmark who knew a ‘Mr Bent Willy’ from Copenhagen. Thank god we’ve got Thomas Sandgaard.
    Who then moved to England and live in Pratts Bottom B)
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,835
    LargeAddick said:
    Used to speak to a woman in Germany for work called Fanny Fidler.
    Sure there was funny names thread once 

    in Singapore used to work with Fanny Pak and ING bank used to have someone called Dirk De Berk 
  • Taxi_Lad
    Taxi_Lad Posts: 3,766
    In my stockbroking days we had a client called Fanny Belcher

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