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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit I - Kitt Brooke

AFKABartramAFKABartram
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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit I - Kitt Brooke 99 votes

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    IdleHansIdleHans
    Throw the Yorkshires away and there'd be room on the plate for the parsnips (which look spot on).
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    CarterCarter
    "fuck the family" mutters the chef under their breath as they open another tin of processed vegetables 
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    sam3110sam3110
    Proper gravy that, the kind that congeals on the plate and if you leave it long enough, grows legs and walks off
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    MrOneLungMrOneLung
    8 from me.

    I dont eat veg, but those carrots straight out of a microwave bag.
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    19051905
    A gravy boat next time please?  - 50p from a charity shop. 
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Gravy looks thicker than Joey Essex on Mastermind 
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    Cardinal SinCardinal Sin
    Looks tasty. Let down a fraction by that shocking table-cloth and the plastic gravy bucket.
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    roseandcrownroseandcrown
    Veg let’s this down. 
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    O-Randy-HuntO-Randy-Hunt
    An 8 for me. Spuds look spot on. Gravy a little on the thick side but better thick than thin imo.
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    i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    Gravy served in Tupperware measuring jug? Didnt know Jim Royal posted on here
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    carly burncarly burn
    Christ! That gravy.

    Did you pour it or carve it!
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Bet that table cloth gets on your tits for 51 weeks a year. Plastic jug indicates to me it’s a permanent fixture in this household
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    i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    edited December 2019
    carly burn said:
    Christ! That gravy.

    Did you pour it or carve it!
    1 lump or 2?
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    HuskarisHuskaris
    Everything looks perfectly cooked. Thick gravy is my favourite. 

    Plastic jug as used in the week to rinse out your hair in the bath, and a gravy boat on the table. Proper use of a jug that.

    9/10. 
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    North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    Freezer did a lot of work here. 

    That said, it's OK. 
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    MrLargoMrLargo
    There's a lot of good in this. Veg and plastic jug are the only let downs, and if you look around the edge of the plate it looks like its caught the crockery equivalent of chicken pox.
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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    It’s edible and it’s got that sense of over cooked veg for those that don’t like to eat them 51 weeks a yr 

    but it’s a Christmas dinner it’s all there and you get a bonus point for the woolworths 1980 table cloth that was bought in the jan sales for 10p
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    rinarina
    would prefer to see more fresh ingredients and less straight from Iceland. however I wouldn't be unhappy to be served this one
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    BedsaddickBedsaddick
    Not bad . At least this one has plenty of gravy 
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    AllHailTheHenAllHailTheHen
    Look like this would taste good but the gravy looks like it has been squeezed out of a bottle
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    Wheresmeticket?Wheresmeticket?
    Disgusting
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    AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    Two fecking Yorkshires.  Oi, Kitt Brooke, No!

    Looks a mess.
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    ThreadKillerThreadKiller
    One was too many Yorkshire puds
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram

    Kitt Brooke with the seasonal table cloth was...

    @kidbrookeaddick

    7/20 - 6.08

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