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ForeverAddickted
ForeverAddickted Posts: 96,047
in General Charlton
Gotta be done

When people chat on the phone.. One person whispers because they dont want someone near them to hear so the person on the other end of the phone whispers too

My wife has just done it and left me chuckling; Why do it, people in the background wont be able to hear you anyway unless the volume is turned right up
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  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,964

  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,821
    Bus shelter man drinks in my local quite often. You won’t believe me....but he is socially awkward. 
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,741
    SuedeAdidas said:
    Bus shelter man drinks in my local quite often. You won’t believe me....but he is socially awkward. 

    I thought he was Saul Berenson form Homeland
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,292
    The current title of this particular thread on Charlton Life: Sale of Charlton - (Page 1,692, Cardiff Chairman Mehmet Dalman linked)

    I see the phrase 'Chairman Mehmet' and imagine the our very own Dave Mehmet has taken control of the club. I think of Chairman Mehmet as a sort of benign Chairman Mao type, only funnier and with a better porn collection.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,451
    Seen on Facebay.............

    Wanted....Anyone have any large pallets they no longer need? 

    P.s Can collect but may need assistance to load them as I am female and only have a Ka.
     :) 
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,757
    Rainbow unzipped.  

    My worst suspicions confirmed.  'Zippy mounted upon George, going at it hammer and tong'.






  • Wilma
    Wilma Posts: 1,618
    Watching people trying to use umbrellas when it's windy! Even more amusing if they have a hood on their coat :-)
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 17,406
    My colleague using depraved when she meant deprived in a big presentation last week.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,141
    cantersaddick said:
    My colleague using depraved when she meant deprived in a big presentation last week.
    Instead of saying in a presentation “there are certain elements” I said “there are certain elephants”

    Ive never had much a career...
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,292
    Someone I worked with once wrote pubic instead of public in a letter that went to several hundred customers.

    The boss had him by the short and curlies for that one.

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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    MrOneLung said:
    I sent an email to a client stating ‘I can confirm your accunt’ rather than I can confirm your account  
    Good job you hit the right button for the first C, as it's easy to hit the space bar instead 
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 96,047
    Just gone to remove the Spam from my email address... At least bloody well spell cirectly if your going to try and Spam someone!!


  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,355
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Just gone to remove the Spam from my email address... At least bloody well spell cirectly if your going to try and Spam someone!!


    Dont think you can criticize anyone's spelling haha  :D
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 96,047
    paulie8290 said:
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Just gone to remove the Spam from my email address... At least bloody well spell cirectly if your going to try and Spam someone!!


    Dont think you can criticize anyone's spelling haha  :D

  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,716
    edited March 2020
    Stig said:
    Someone I worked with once wrote pubic instead of public in a letter that went to several hundred customers.

    The boss had him by the short and curlies for that one.
    I have a client with the surname Moss and another client with the Christian name Kate.

    I was sending out a fairly standard letter to various clients, just changing names and numbers where applicable, and, yes you've got it, Moss acquired the Christian name Kate much to the amusement of many including, thankfully for me, her too.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 23,115
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Just gone to remove the Spam from my email address... At least bloody well spell cirectly if your going to try and Spam someone!!


    Apparently it's sometimes deliberate as the people stupid enough or gullible enough not to notice the mistakes are the ones they want to get a reply from.

    The spelling mistakes help filter out the rest.
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,567
    I was in a play at school and only had to deliver two lines.

    I have come to snatch a kiss.
    And fill your soul with hope.

    I fucked up and instead came out with.

    I have come to kiss your snatch.
    And fill your hole with soap.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,182
    Man City’s kit man. Funny fella.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,440
    edited March 2020
    paulie8290 said:
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Just gone to remove the Spam from my email address... At least bloody well spell cirectly if your going to try and Spam someone!!


    Dont think you can criticize anyone's spelling haha  :D


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  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,505
    Joe Lycett changing his name by deed poll to Hugo Boss to prove a point. 

  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,451
    When @PeteF gets a request on the radio to play “Money’s to tight to mention” from Roland! 😀
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,264
    In a meeting with a local council and said jizz instead of [all that] jazz. 
    I don’t know how I managed to get through the rest of the meeting with out a murmur. It still cracks me up when I think of it. 😀
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,219
    SoundAsa£ said:
    I was in a play at school and only had to deliver two lines.

    I have come to snatch a kiss.
    And fill your soul with hope.

    I fucked up and instead came out with.

    I have come to kiss your snatch.
    And fill your hole with soap.
    True story?
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,451
    While trying to keep Therapy dog in training Bowyer socialised despite to hot weather, I’ve been taking him sometimes alone sometimes with Bailey along the cliffs to the beach where it’s cooler with the breeze and people if they wish can say hello and we also meet pupils from the school we attend. Today we also met a lady with her horse and her pals, she asked me to walk with the horses ( 6 in total) as one of them is a bit skittish around chatty dogs so we could help the dogs and the horses. Almost immediately one of the riders spoke calling someone a horrible man. It turned out this guy with a dog had said. You won’t look so fecking clever if those dogs bite or spook the horses, to which the riders were giving him various responses. Not watching where he’s walking this guy fell over a family having a picnic, trashing their grub while his dog ran off much to everyone’s amusement as couple gave what for spoiling their day and his ran on to the “no dogs” beach making him even less popular. 😂
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 96,047
    This email that I've just had from Brentford for some reason (must be something to do with iFollow that I once signed up for)

    Hate to tell them but am really not suffering from their Play-Off defeat


  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,451
    A caravan owner trying their sales pitch by telling us it’s a “Dog friendly” site and she would even allow sheps to stay in her 6 berth van, then refusing to take a booking for me and five of them. 😂😂
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,657
    The Orange Baby across the pond throwing his toys out of the pram.  Fucking hilarious, can't wait for HIGNFY tonight.
  • thickandthin63
    thickandthin63 Posts: 3,001
    EFL
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,657
    Tank Fly, Boss Walk, Jam Nitty Gritty,
    Listen to advice from Professor Chris Witty.


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