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  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Most people if they get a random package from Amazon, end up receiving a free Xbox or PlayStation by mistake etc. I've just received a Smart Nebuilizer. I know I get a "bit" of Asthma at times, but never diagnosed... Nothing from my Doctor to say one was being sent out, so god knows why I've received it.
    The bill will arrive later 😃
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,458
    Listening to United fans crying on 606. There’s not much that’s funnier.
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,126
    O-Randy-Hunt said:
    They draw in a crowd and hand their mate who is 'playing the game' £50 and then maybe another £50 as if he has just won. Then someone who is in the crowd trys their luck and gets rinsed. It happens every day all within a few hundred yards of new scotland yard. They have spotters all along the bridge too looking out for police that you can spot a mile off.
    They do it in Paris as well. I saw a genuine member of the public win somehow and they refused to give him the cash and got into a bit of a ding dong.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,968
    End of The One Show today, Alex Jones saying something that I heard as "We'll be back tomorrow with a chef and a whore". I thought I'd make a note of that then realised with some disappointment that it was actually "chef Anna Hoare"
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,968
    Timing a question directed at a TV presenter on BBC London news in anticipation of what you know they're going to say. I find it stupidly and childishly funny:

    Presenter: Good evening
    Me (quickly): Who are you?
    Presenter: I'm Alice Bandhukravi

    If it's Asad Ahmad, my follow up question is 'Would you like to talk about it?'


  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,968
    edited August 8
    Just received a booking confirmation for a week away in September. Part of the email read:
    Adults 2, children 0, infants 0, dogs 1.

    Impossible not to read it as football results.
    Adults v dogs in the final then.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Ibiza final boss - what a bellend 
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,680
    Quite amused to read about Perrier so called 'natural mineral water'.  It has recently been treated with ultra violet light, carbon filters and ultra fine micro meshes. This is primarily due to climate change and drought conditions.  

    Either way it made me wonder if Del Boy was right all along with his Peckham Spring water.
  • NorthStandUltra
    NorthStandUltra Posts: 2,539
    DaveMehmet said:
    Ibiza final boss - what a bellend 
    He’s arrived as Wayne Lineker isn’t there, can’t be a coincidence 
  • fat man on a moped
    fat man on a moped Posts: 932
    edited September 22
    Whenever Donald Trump gives an interview to the travelling journalists on Airforce one it looks like he's just coming out of the toilet.



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  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,968
    fat man on a moped said:
    Whenever Donald Trump gives an interview to the travelling journalists on Airforce one it looks like he's just coming out of the toilet.



    What makes you think he isnt?

  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 581

  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,968
    Sharwoods peshwari naans taste like hot cross buns
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    My mum. Bless her, she’s 82, riddled with arthritis, deaf and in the early stages of dementia. She had a home assessment the other day with various health related questions. When she was asked if she had any problems swallowing, she looked at me, raised her eyebrows and smirked. 

    I don’t know where I get it from.

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