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Eurovision 2019

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  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Every inch of my being anticipates that this interminable interval will be floored by a rancid and overstated Madonna performance
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    Does her French cousin do ballet by any chance?
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Madonna's put in a bit of weight. Still the yellow suits her.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    Nana Banana?
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,314
    This is one of the worst things I've heard 
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    Netherlands are favourites
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Not a seasoned Eurovision fan then @Leuth ?
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Czech Republic guy looks like both milibands
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,314
    I don't always watch it but that was particularly egregious 
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    My wife reckons if the Aussies win and they hold the next one in London, we should try to get tickets. Come on Norway!
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  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,276
    That interval medley thing was bonkers

  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    How apt - 'everyone's a fruit and nutcase'
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    edited May 2019
    Bit controversial wearing gas masks in Israel?
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    Just in case job - not part of the staging
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,845
    I think Madonna's been dropping acid
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    Down her co-singer's throat!
  • up_the_valley
    up_the_valley Posts: 4,186
    edited May 2019
    This has again confirmed to me that Madonna can't sing for shit. Don't get me wrong I like some of her older stuff, but she doesn't possess much talent.
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,206
    Dreadful 
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    edited May 2019
    She didn't sing well, but she has just lost an eye - be fair!
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,845
    She didn't sing well, but she does only have one eye - be fair!
    And wasn't this week mental health week? Following straight on from menopause awareness week?

    Inspirational booking really.
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  • JohnfromNorfolk
    JohnfromNorfolk Posts: 1,324
    I say a little prayer sounded poor.
    Muted response from the audience according to G.N.
  • up_the_valley
    up_the_valley Posts: 4,186
    edited May 2019
    She didn't sing well, but she has just lost an eye - be fair!
    If only she'd lost her voice instead... my ears would be happier.
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    The monks sang well
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    Show's how much I know
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,359
    That was painful viewing. Madge is winging it nowadays.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,845
    Update: Iceland 8 United Kingdom 0
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    We will make a late charge!
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    Not convinced the UK is going to win...
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    If we entered as Great Britain, we wouldn't be bottom of the table!
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    Roland’s up in London.