Eurovision 2019

McBobbin

Every inch of my being anticipates that this interminable interval will be floored by a rancid and overstated Madonna performance

MuttleyCAFC

Does her French cousin do ballet by any chance?

Addickted

Madonna's put in a bit of weight. Still the yellow suits her.

Mendonca In Asdas

Nana Banana?

Leuth

This is one of the worst things I've heard 

paulie8290

Netherlands are favourites

Addickted

Not a seasoned Eurovision fan then @Leuth ?

McBobbin

Czech Republic guy looks like both milibands

Leuth

I don't always watch it but that was particularly egregious 

MuttleyCAFC

My wife reckons if the Aussies win and they hold the next one in London, we should try to get tickets. Come on Norway!

aliwibble

That interval medley thing was bonkers

MuttleyCAFC

How apt - 'everyone's a fruit and nutcase'

Mendonca In Asdas

Bit controversial wearing gas masks in Israel?

MuttleyCAFC

Just in case job - not part of the staging

Off_it

I think Madonna's been dropping acid

MuttleyCAFC

Down her co-singer's throat!

up_the_valley

This has again confirmed to me that Madonna can't sing for shit. Don't get me wrong I like some of her older stuff, but she doesn't possess much talent.

Solidgone

Dreadful 

MuttleyCAFC

She didn't sing well, but she has just lost an eye - be fair!

Off_it

MuttleyCAFC said:

She didn't sing well, but she does only have one eye - be fair!

And wasn't this week mental health week? Following straight on from menopause awareness week?

Inspirational booking really.

JohnfromNorfolk

I say a little prayer sounded poor.
Muted response from the audience according to G.N.

up_the_valley

MuttleyCAFC said:

She didn't sing well, but she has just lost an eye - be fair!

If only she'd lost her voice instead... my ears would be happier.

MuttleyCAFC

The monks sang well

MuttleyCAFC

Show's how much I know

charltonkeston

That was painful viewing. Madge is winging it nowadays.

Off_it

Update: Iceland 8 United Kingdom 0

MuttleyCAFC

We will make a late charge!

Mendonca In Asdas

Not convinced the UK is going to win...

MuttleyCAFC

If we entered as Great Britain, we wouldn't be bottom of the table!

Mendonca In Asdas

Roland’s up in London.