Eurovision 2019

JohnfromNorfolk

Blimey how do they do that?

MuttleyCAFC

My winner there!

MuttleyCAFC

JohnfromNorfolk said:

Blimey how do they do that?

Have you never swung a woman at the end of your pole?

JohnfromNorfolk

MuttleyCAFC said:

JohnfromNorfolk said:

Blimey how do they do that?

Have you never swung a woman at the end of your pole?

Err, my pole is not quite that long.

MuttleyCAFC

Not the best chat up line.

JohnfromNorfolk

Seems to me that to many acts rely on the visual impact than the song.

MuttleyCAFC

1. Aussies
2, Norway
3, Estonia

Off_it

JohnfromNorfolk said:

Seems to me that to many acts rely on the visual impact than the song.

I blame Bucks Fizz

Leuth

Norway for me

captainbob

ForeverAddickted said:

Really has been a lack of eye candy this Eurovision!!

Wait for the judges.

CharltonMadrid

Spain was pretty good, and one of the only ones not to sing in English. Reckon Norway will win though.

MuttleyCAFC

JohnfromNorfolk said:

Seems to me that to many acts rely on the visual impact than the song.

True - I am trying to forget the visual impact of France but it is very hard. The visual impact I mean!

MuttleyCAFC

At least her shoulders are as hairy as her face!

MuttleyCAFC

In five years time she will look like a gorilla if the hair keeps working its way down!

Mendonca In Asdas

MuttleyCAFC said:

At least her shoulders are as hairy as her face!

Think,that’s a fella Mutters!

JohnfromNorfolk

Switzerland in with a chance.

MuttleyCAFC

Mendonca In Asdas said:

MuttleyCAFC said:

At least her shoulders are as hairy as her face!

Think,that’s a fella Mutters!

What is this one?

JohnfromNorfolk

Do any of you old gits remember Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson?

Mendonca In Asdas

JohnfromNorfolk said:

Do any of you old gits remember Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson?

Sorry John, I’m far too young!

MuttleyCAFC

Wife says I am not qualified to decide the winner as I was snoring through four of them!

McBobbin

Danish one my favourite

MuttleyCAFC

Danish was one of the four! When did Madonna lose an eye?

Leuth

If she doesn't do Ray Of Light it's bullshit

MuttleyCAFC

The parrot that was on her shoulder must have got fed up of waiting for their turn!

Mendonca In Asdas

Maradona must be knocking on a bit granny pop?

Addickted

JohnfromNorfolk said:

Do any of you old gits remember Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson?

Sing little birdie.

Any Python fan could tell you that.

MuttleyCAFC

Mendonca In Asdas said:

Maradona must be knocking on a bit granny pop?

She looks younger from a distance - the close ups giver her away!

Addickted

Bit sexist there @MuttleyCAFC.

Madge is a fine celebration of strong womanhood.

Says the old gammon.

JohnfromNorfolk

Addickted said:

JohnfromNorfolk said:

Do any of you old gits remember Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson?

Sing little birdie.

Any Python fan could tell you that.

They don't make them like that anymore

MuttleyCAFC

Addickted said:

Bit sexist there @MuttleyCAFC.

Madge is a fine celebration of strong womanhood.

Says the old gammon.

I didn't mean to be. Don't tell her. She might make me walk the plank!