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Food statements !!! (Let's make the Brexit thread read like Little house on the prairie)

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  • Jints
    Jints Posts: 3,491
    The best ways to cook eggs in order;

    Scrambled
    Poached
    Fried
    Boiled
  • Jints
    Jints Posts: 3,491
    Spuds:

    Roasted
    Chips
    Mashed
    Boiled
  • Jints
    Jints Posts: 3,491
    edited January 2019
    Pig (the magical animal)

    Spare ribs
    Bacon
    Roasted
    Sausage
    Chop

    Ham is sui generis. Could be top or bottom depending on quality
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,225
    Jints, you are my culinary brother
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,735
    Pie and mash is weird - eaten only by attention seekers...
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Good sausages are better than roast pork imo.

    Beef sausages? Schmoshages. Dry and bland
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,968
    Jints said:

    Spuds:

    Roasted
    Chips
    Mashed
    Boiled

    Sauté? Or do you not touch that foreign muck?
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,954
    IdleHans said:

    Jints said:

    Spuds:

    Roasted
    Chips
    Mashed
    Boiled

    Sauté? Or do you not touch that foreign muck?
    Baked?
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,224
    Cod Roe is the best thing you can get from a chippie
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
    Mud coffee is the only coffee
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  • Manicmania
    Manicmania Posts: 1,594
    Eating crumpets with lashings of butter.with tomato sauce on the side is ok.
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,194
    The only way mankind can continue is if we all go vegan. Or if we all eat bugs. Or if fake meat can take over real meat. Otherwise, we're fucked. The belief that we have the right to have any food whenever we want is demented.

    Cheese is disgusting unless it's melted.

    I have never drunk a cup of coffee in my life, I think you're all out of your minds.

    Children do NOT get hyperactive after eating sugary stuff. It's a myth. It's cognitive bias cos you've all been told it's true. Every study ever held on the subject has come to the same conclusion.

    The best way to cook a fry up is to cut all the ingredients up and fry it all in a wok.

    If you like the crunching of prawns in a prawn sandwich, you're sick.

  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,118
    JiMMy 85 said:



    The best way to cook a fry up is to cut all the ingredients up and fry it all in a wok.


    Isnt that just a messy omlette?
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,247
    Fiiish said:

    The best filling for a croissant is back bacon.

    Get out
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
    Poppadom is a meal
  • Jints
    Jints Posts: 3,491
    North Lower Neil said:

    IdleHans said:

    Jints said:

    Spuds:

    Roasted
    Chips
    Mashed
    Boiled

    Sauté? Or do you not touch that foreign muck?
    Baked?
    Can't believe I forgot. Behind roasted
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,127
    (Jimmy Floyd) Hasselback?
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    JiMMy 85 said:

    The only way mankind can continue is if we all go vegan. Or if we all eat bugs. Or if fake meat can take over real meat. Otherwise, we're fucked. The belief that we have the right to have any food whenever we want is demented.

    Cheese is disgusting unless it's melted.

    I have never drunk a cup of coffee in my life, I think you're all out of your minds.

    Children do NOT get hyperactive after eating sugary stuff. It's a myth. It's cognitive bias cos you've all been told it's true. Every study ever held on the subject has come to the same conclusion.

    The best way to cook a fry up is to cut all the ingredients up and fry it all in a wok.

    If you like the crunching of prawns in a prawn sandwich, you're sick.

    You might not drink coffee.....but you definitely drink booze :smile:
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Bombay mix is a finer snack than a plain old bag of crisps.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Despite the popular belief Rustlers are not a foodstuff.
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  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Celery is rank.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,968
    Black Forest crumble is an inspired idea.
    I have just made a huge one and eaten half. Cherries underneath, chocolate crumble on top. Fabulous!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,981
    Addickted2TheReds said:

    Pie and mash is weird - eaten only by attention seekers...

    Apparently it’s impossible to have pie and mash shop without telling everybody you’ve ever known.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,981
    AddickUpNorth said:

    Falafel. Better than a pretty much anything.

    Falafel tastes like BO smells

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