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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,029
    Stig said:

    Getting my work schedule round my neck. So instead of being in Geordieland tomorrow night and watching the semi in the fan park as I'd thought, I'll actually be desperately trying to get myself back from Preston in time to watch the match at home.

    Fuming now. Sitting at Preston station and told my train will be 45 mins late. Got to take some chugger through the midlands. Starting to feel like Neil Page
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Stig said:

    Stig said:

    Getting my work schedule round my neck. So instead of being in Geordieland tomorrow night and watching the semi in the fan park as I'd thought, I'll actually be desperately trying to get myself back from Preston in time to watch the match at home.

    Fuming now. Sitting at Preston station and told my train will be 45 mins late. Got to take some chugger through the midlands. Starting to feel like Neil Page
    Any hole's a goal mate.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,971
    Trevor Brookings appalling diction and constant use of "you know" (which comes out as "yeeoowww").
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,029
    The slow train is now 8 mins late and was just overtaken by a freighter. Ffs.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,040
    Stig said:

    The slow train is now 8 mins late and was just overtaken by a freighter. Ffs.

    Where do you expect to be at 7?
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,661
    edited July 2018
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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,417
    Going by the length of them will probably be waiting for the freight train to finish passing!!
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,029
    iainment said:

    Stig said:

    The slow train is now 8 mins late and was just overtaken by a freighter. Ffs.

    Where do you expect to be at 7?
    Southend
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    edited July 2018
    £100k Drop

    Question - Which of these bridges links two Countries of the British Isles?

    A. Humber
    B. Severn
    C. Waterloo
    D. Erskin

    They put £55k on C. Waterloo and £45k on D. Erskin (It was the first question, so usually a formality)
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,029
    Well , I say Southend, probably trundling through Upminster.
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  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,635
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    £100k Drop

    Question - Which of these bridges links two Countries of the British Isles?

    A. Humber
    B. Severn
    C. Waterloo
    D. Erskin

    They put £55k on C. Waterloo and £45k on D. Erskin (It was the first question, so usually a formality)

    Didn't it used to be £1m dtop ??? if so, that is a monumental drop in prize money.
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    golfaddick said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    £100k Drop

    Question - Which of these bridges links two Countries of the British Isles?

    A. Humber
    B. Severn
    C. Waterloo
    D. Erskin

    They put £55k on C. Waterloo and £45k on D. Erskin (It was the first question, so usually a formality)

    Didn't it used to be £1m dtop ??? if so, that is a monumental drop in prize money.
    Its on daily now so thats why prize money dropped
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,635
    paulie8290 said:

    golfaddick said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    £100k Drop

    Question - Which of these bridges links two Countries of the British Isles?

    A. Humber
    B. Severn
    C. Waterloo
    D. Erskin

    They put £55k on C. Waterloo and £45k on D. Erskin (It was the first question, so usually a formality)

    Didn't it used to be £1m dtop ??? if so, that is a monumental drop in prize money.
    Its on daily now so thats why prize money dropped
    ok....makes sense.
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    The temporary football experts in my office slagging off the team and our performance.

    One thing about our exit and the end of the tournament won't miss.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Susanna Reid, milfy ITV presenter on tele this morning talking about Gareth Southgate and saying 'once an Eagle, always an Eagle'... my toes are still curled up in the top of my Clair's, yep thats annoyed me.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

    The temporary football experts in my office slagging off the team and our performance.

    One thing about our exit and the end of the tournament won't miss.

    They'll go from football punditry to political analysts in a blink of an eye, while asking you to play Candycrush Saga at the same time
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Greenie said:

    Susanna Reid, milfy ITV presenter on tele this morning talking about Gareth Southgate and saying 'once an Eagle, always an Eagle'... my toes are still curled up in the top of my Clair's, yep thats annoyed me.

    Couldn't she think of anything nice to say about him? Just got us to a semi final for heaven's sake
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    Greenie said:

    Susanna Reid, milfy ITV presenter on tele this morning talking about Gareth Southgate and saying 'once an Eagle, always an Eagle'... my toes are still curled up in the top of my Clair's, yep thats annoyed me.

    La Reid was a milf for a couple weeks at the peak of her strictly fitness but then it all went wrong
    1 she took ITV’s shilling discarding any semblance of journalistic cred she hoped for
    2 She claimed to be a glazier
    3 She’s been breathing the same air as that thundercunt morgan
    Result
    Ranking just below widdecomb in desirability. Truly much much less than the sum of her superficially reasonable parts
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,896
    Having a leg stretch at 5am, only for chronic left calf cramp to set in causing me to wake the missus shouting “push my toes back” “push my toes back”.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    Macronate said:

    Having a leg stretch at 5am, only for chronic left calf cramp to set in causing me to wake the missus shouting “push my toes back” “push my toes back”.

    I dread to think what poor old Mrs M must be writing Charlton Widows Life...
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  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,779
    IdleHans said:

    In the Vodafone ad with Martin Freeman, in the final shot it appears to be raining only on the left of the screen

    That whole series of ads is painful.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,984
    People pointing out hypocrisy only to be told it’s ‘whataboutism’
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    edited July 2018
    Sitting here, waiting for the headlights to come up the drive, signifying one thing - the outlaws have arrived for their week long visit.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,029
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Sitting here, waiting for the headlights to come up the drive, signifying one thing - the outlaws have arrived for their week long visit.


    "They're on the general licence mate    "
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    edited July 2018
    Outlaws got lost, so I'm on look out duty ffs -

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  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,811
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Sitting here, waiting for the headlights to come up the drive, signifying one thing - the outlaws have arrived for their week long visit.

    Tried shooting the lights out?
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,811
    My personal pet hate at the minute is senior project managers. Yeah we know you can do duck all but don’t try and take the credit for us digging you out the shit 24/7, it would have been quicker and better if I’d done the calcs and written the slides myself you useless wasters (apologies to anyone who makes a living off sponging off everyone else, only jealous, we’ll sort of)
  • muppetman
    muppetman Posts: 287
    Alwaysneil said:

    My personal pet hate at the minute is senior project managers. Yeah we know you can do duck all but don’t try and take the credit for us digging you out the shit 24/7, it would have been quicker and better if I’d done the calcs and written the slides myself you useless wasters (apologies to anyone who makes a living off sponging off everyone else, only jealous, we’ll sort of)

    https://youtu.be/E3s-qZsjK8I
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    When you watch tv shows and films and people are drinking takeaway coffees it’s clear that there’s nothing in the cups. Why do they do this?

    Also when they have a scene showing people eating a meal and they’re all sat round the same side of the table? I know it’s done for camera reasons but you wouldn’t do it in real life.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230
    Mind if you've seen the way some people eat it would be best to be sitting next to them.
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