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General things that Annoy you

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  • Mind if you've seen the way some people eat it would be best to be sitting next to them.
  • Greenie said:

    Susanna Reid, milfy ITV presenter on tele this morning talking about Gareth Southgate and saying 'once an Eagle, always an Eagle'... my toes are still curled up in the top of my Clair's, yep thats annoyed me.

    The fact that I find her rather attractive but feel disgusted as she suppports that lot.
  • Having some chap who may be joining my workplace come and shadow me for 2 hours. Literally just sitting over me whilst I’m on the phone. I really can’t handle it
  • buckshee said:

    When you watch tv shows and films and people are drinking takeaway coffees it’s clear that there’s nothing in the cups. Why do they do this?

    Also when they have a scene showing people eating a meal and they’re all sat round the same side of the table? I know it’s done for camera reasons but you wouldn’t do it in real life.


    Just like da Vinci's last supper painting.
    "I'd like to reserve a table for 26 please"
    "Certainly sir. With a party of that size we'll need you to order in advance"
    "Actually there's only 13 of us, but we all want to sit on the same side"

  • The current mania for using "unbelievably" and "incredibly" to mean very, or significantly, perhaps surprisingly. Barely any of what's described is hard to imagine at all. You sound even dimmer than you probably actually are. Usually, every third line starts with "So..."
  • Institutions disappearing up their own arse in fear and paranoia of GDPR.
    As a consequence, trying to get simple things done like change of address and the fucking bureaucracy and hoops I have had to jump through.
    Lloyds Bank and HMRC - take a bow for your blithering ineptitude.
    Jeez.
  • Outlaws keep putting the butter in the fridge
  • edited July 2018

    Outlaws keep putting the butter in the fridge

    Dirty sods.....oh, sorry its not a euphemism, apologies.
  • Outlaws keep putting the butter in the fridge

    That'll be the Lurpak Kid.
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  • Outlaws keep putting the butter in the fridge

    Throw it at them when its brick hard
  • iainment said:

    Small children in pubs, whose parents let them run around the bar.

    Totally agree, except I would suggest it’s the parents, rather than the kids, that are annoying you.
  • iainment said:

    Small children in pubs, whose parents let them run around the bar.

    Totally agree, except I would suggest it’s the parents, rather than the kids, that are annoying you.
    Cause and effect?
  • iainment said:

    Small children in pubs, whose parents let them run around the bar.

    Totally agree, except I would suggest it’s the parents, rather than the kids, that are annoying you.
    Cause and effect?
    It's definelty the kids, save the cause for another night
  • iainment said:

    Small children in pubs, whose parents let them run around the bar.

    Totally agree, except I would suggest it’s the parents, rather than the kids, that are annoying you.
    Both really. I like kids but not in adult spaces, like pubs.
    Unless the pub has promoted itself as a family friendly place. Can't complain about that.
    Although I'd be annoyed with the publican then. ;-)
  • Pissheads in the swing park
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    Yep agree on that one too Robster. Kids on swings, adults in pubs and never the twain...
  • Institutions disappearing up their own arse in fear and paranoia of GDPR.
    As a consequence, trying to get simple things done like change of address and the fucking bureaucracy and hoops I have had to jump through.
    Lloyds Bank and HMRC - take a bow for your blithering ineptitude.
    Jeez.

    Can't blame the institutions - the requirements, together with the penalties for getting it wrong, are huge. Blame the legislature for cracking a nut with a sledgehammer.
  • Children’s birthday parties
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  • Opening the The further adventures of Viktoria Plzen thread expecting it to be a torrid tale of debauchery.
  • Children’s birthday parties

    Think of the milf mate.
  • Thats where the sell by date is(-:
  • cblock said:

    Thats where the sell by date is(-:

    People that look at use by dates. If it looks visibiy angry when you take the lid off, scrape the top layer. If it doesn't, eat the lot
  • McBobbin said:

    cblock said:

    Thats where the sell by date is(-:

    People that look at use by dates. If it looks visibiy angry when you take the lid off, scrape the top layer. If it doesn't, eat the lot
    sell by date is just that....sell by. good to eat for at least another 3-4 days. Even use by is ok for another couple of days.
  • McBobbin said:

    cblock said:

    Thats where the sell by date is(-:

    People that look at use by dates. If it looks visibiy angry when you take the lid off, scrape the top layer. If it doesn't, eat the lot
    sell by date is just that....sell by. good to eat for at least another 3-4 days. Even use by is ok for another couple of days.
    Tell that to my Mrs. She's thinks the date is like the countdown on a dirty bomb
  • Bad grasses on twitter causing my account to be suspended
  • Fumbluff said:

    Bad grasses on twitter causing my account to be suspended

    I’m quite comfortable being too old to know what this means...
    You don’t know what a grass is?
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