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  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    Refs wearing their socks over their knees.
    Total wankiness.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    iainment said:

    ANYONE wearing their socks over their knees.
    Total wankiness.

  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    Dazzler21 said:

    iainment said:

    ANYONE wearing their socks over their knees.
    Total wankiness.

    But refs especially.
  • Hotel rooms without a plug socket by the bed
  • Being on your own in Manchester in a shitty travelodge (next to a prison) because of a meeting tomorrow morning
  • Meetings
  • Manchester
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,026
    Annoy is to stronger word for it, but I don't like seeing goalkeepers in short sleeved shirts.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Stig said:

    Annoy is to stronger word for it, but I don't like seeing goalkeepers in short sleeved shirts.

    That doesn’t bother me on it’s own but it annoys me when they have a long sleeved shirt on underneath.
  • Russia.
    Or more precisely, the Russian football team gathering momentum like some unstoppable force.
    Nah, fuck it. Russia.
    Fucking malignant corrupter's of the communist idyll.
    Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky? (There's a song there somewhere)
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  • 1) These new rear indicators on cars that 'strobe' across from right to right or left to left. Do the car manufactures think that other car drivers don't understand that an on off on blinker indication is too difficult to understand left or right? clearly this indication has to be made more obvious by the strobe effect, actually they really put me off my driving.
    2) Road signs that purport to be written by children to make us safer drivers. What, adults drive, adults make roads, adults make the rules and regulations, adults run courts and issue fines and send other adults to prison, adults are teachers, adults are parents, adults are in charge. If an adult commits an offence then an adult will decide what happens to that adult. Why are we adults being told what to do by the children? and does a silly sign make adults better drivers? has there ever been any scientific real terms testing and research into this. NO.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,857
    iainment said:

    Refs wearing their socks over their knees.
    .

    To be fair, I do this in winter to keep my cock warm
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420


    2) Road signs that purport to be written by children to make us safer drivers. What, adults drive, adults make roads, adults make the rules and regulations, adults run courts and issue fines and send other adults to prison, adults are teachers, adults are parents, adults are in charge. If an adult commits an offence then an adult will decide what happens to that adult. Why are we adults being told what to do by the children? and does a silly sign make adults better drivers? has there ever been any scientific real terms testing and research into this. NO.

    Not sUre Why iT wOULd anNoy yOu
    FroM
    @T_C_E
    AGeD 60 & 1/2
    ;)
  • A thought bubble turning into a an involuntary speech bubble.

    Queuing at a self serve till this morning behind Dolly Daydream, I suddenly heard myself say, ‘Com’on look lively girl’. She looked, I was embarrassed. Do hope this is a one off slip and not another sign of my impending dotage.
  • PopIcon
    PopIcon Posts: 5,970
    People who don't indicate at roundabouts. Terrible driving fault.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    The absolute shithead in a Transit Van that did a U-turn right in front of me last week and rinsed me out completely. And no I wasn't speeding....!
    Knocked me out for a minute or two, and my pride and joy 1996 Fireblade is a write off.
    On the plus side, just a cracked finger and loads of cuts and grazes, and a bit of concussion, I still bounce well for an old fucker.
    Another plus was one of the witnesses was an off duty Met police motorcycle rider. Ha.
    Initially the driver said he did nothing wrong?? But he was verbally lynched by the (many) witnesses and admitted to the Police he didn't look, so he gets a driver awareness course, and I get a knackered knee, a fucked bike and a few days off work.....twat.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    edited July 2018
    Greenie said:

    The absolute shithead in a Transit Van that did a U-turn right in front of me last week and rinsed me out completely. And no I wasn't speeding....!
    Knocked me out for a minute or two, and my pride and joy 1996 Fireblade is a write off.
    On the plus side, just a cracked finger and loads of cuts and grazes, and a bit of concussion, I still bounce well for an old fucker.
    Another plus was one of the witnesses was an off duty Met police motorcycle rider. Ha.
    Initially the driver said he did nothing wrong?? But he was verbally lynched by the (many) witnesses and admitted to the Police he didn't look, so he gets a driver awareness course, and I get a knackered knee, a fucked bike and a few days off work.....twat.

    As gutting as it must be to have your bike written off, at least you can be thankful that you only received minor injuries. You can always replace a bike.

    Must be a nightmare riding a bike with so many awful drivers about. I always assume all other drivers are idiots when I'm driving but at least in a car you've got a bit of protection if the worst happens.

    Glad you're ok mate.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    Greenie said:

    The absolute shithead in a Transit Van that did a U-turn right in front of me last week and rinsed me out completely. And no I wasn't speeding....!
    Knocked me out for a minute or two, and my pride and joy 1996 Fireblade is a write off.
    On the plus side, just a cracked finger and loads of cuts and grazes, and a bit of concussion, I still bounce well for an old fucker.
    Another plus was one of the witnesses was an off duty Met police motorcycle rider. Ha.
    Initially the driver said he did nothing wrong?? But he was verbally lynched by the (many) witnesses and admitted to the Police he didn't look, so he gets a driver awareness course, and I get a knackered knee, a fucked bike and a few days off work.....twat.

    Glad you're OK mate.

    Don't let it go changing that sunny disposition of yours :wink:
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    Greenie said:

    The absolute shithead in a Transit Van that did a U-turn right in front of me last week and rinsed me out completely. And no I wasn't speeding....!
    Knocked me out for a minute or two, and my pride and joy 1996 Fireblade is a write off.
    On the plus side, just a cracked finger and loads of cuts and grazes, and a bit of concussion, I still bounce well for an old fucker.
    Another plus was one of the witnesses was an off duty Met police motorcycle rider. Ha.
    Initially the driver said he did nothing wrong?? But he was verbally lynched by the (many) witnesses and admitted to the Police he didn't look, so he gets a driver awareness course, and I get a knackered knee, a fucked bike and a few days off work.....twat.

    Pleased you are here to tell the tale mate.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039

    Greenie said:

    The absolute shithead in a Transit Van that did a U-turn right in front of me last week and rinsed me out completely. And no I wasn't speeding....!
    Knocked me out for a minute or two, and my pride and joy 1996 Fireblade is a write off.
    On the plus side, just a cracked finger and loads of cuts and grazes, and a bit of concussion, I still bounce well for an old fucker.
    Another plus was one of the witnesses was an off duty Met police motorcycle rider. Ha.
    Initially the driver said he did nothing wrong?? But he was verbally lynched by the (many) witnesses and admitted to the Police he didn't look, so he gets a driver awareness course, and I get a knackered knee, a fucked bike and a few days off work.....twat.

    Pleased you are here to tell the tale mate.
    Absolutely agree.
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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    Greenie said:

    The absolute shithead in a Transit Van that did a U-turn right in front of me last week and rinsed me out completely. And no I wasn't speeding....!
    Knocked me out for a minute or two, and my pride and joy 1996 Fireblade is a write off.
    On the plus side, just a cracked finger and loads of cuts and grazes, and a bit of concussion, I still bounce well for an old fucker.
    Another plus was one of the witnesses was an off duty Met police motorcycle rider. Ha.
    Initially the driver said he did nothing wrong?? But he was verbally lynched by the (many) witnesses and admitted to the Police he didn't look, so he gets a driver awareness course, and I get a knackered knee, a fucked bike and a few days off work.....twat.

    ...and a personal injury claim?
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Macronate said:

    Greenie said:

    The absolute shithead in a Transit Van that did a U-turn right in front of me last week and rinsed me out completely. And no I wasn't speeding....!
    Knocked me out for a minute or two, and my pride and joy 1996 Fireblade is a write off.
    On the plus side, just a cracked finger and loads of cuts and grazes, and a bit of concussion, I still bounce well for an old fucker.
    Another plus was one of the witnesses was an off duty Met police motorcycle rider. Ha.
    Initially the driver said he did nothing wrong?? But he was verbally lynched by the (many) witnesses and admitted to the Police he didn't look, so he gets a driver awareness course, and I get a knackered knee, a fucked bike and a few days off work.....twat.

    ...and a personal injury claim?
    The insurance will take care of that.......they are all over it!
  • charltonJ
    charltonJ Posts: 521
    Stuff that glad your alright mate!
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Players drawing an imaginary square and calling for VAR, it’s like waving an imaginary card!
  • Players drawing an imaginary square and calling for VAR, it’s like waving an imaginary card!

    That explains it. Thought they were playing an impromptu game of charades past couple of weeks.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    Players drawing an imaginary square and calling for VAR, it’s like waving an imaginary card!

    Feels even worse when your country is in the World Cup and they're doing it, I can tell you that mate
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    Players drawing an imaginary square and calling for VAR, it’s like waving an imaginary card!

    Feels even worse when your country is in the World Cup and they're doing it, I can tell you that mate
    Racist
  • Not being able to find that thread when, "Erectile disfunction, Photos only no discussion" is staring you in the face. So to speak.
  • And then someone bumps the photos thread ffs.

    Going to be a bad day...
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