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  • You seen them Tweets an all then
  • You seen them Tweets an all then

    There’s nothing worse than a sweaty that thinks he’s Irish
  • How can you not love Lawro! Miserable old git telling it how it is, great punditry

    No. He's often incorrect.
  • edited June 2018
    When football commentators and pundits build up the importance of big-name players to the point where they imply that they actually own the team. I'm already bracing myself for the fact that I'm almost certain to hear some complete and utter dipstick introduce tonights match as "Luis Suárez's Uruguay verus Cristiano Ronaldo's Portugal". This particular fixture brings the double-danger that a whole class of cretinous ITV witterers will have nothing more interesting to say than going on about 'El Classico'. Still, no point in fretting about something that's hours away; before that we've got the joys of Pogba's France versus Messi's Argentina.
  • Messi why.

    Why say that God was on your side and helped Argentina win.
    Not only an insult to Nigerians but
    So crass that God is so busy helping a football team that it forgets about the millions dying of malnutrition.

    So what now, Messi? Did god allow Argentina to beat Nigeria to ensure that France made it to the quarter finals?
  • Stig said:

    Messi why.

    Why say that God was on your side and helped Argentina win.
    Not only an insult to Nigerians but
    So crass that God is so busy helping a football team that it forgets about the millions dying of malnutrition.

    So what now, Messi? Did god allow Argentina to beat Nigeria to ensure that France made it to the quarter finals?
    Given the separation of church and state in France I'm totally discombobulated.

    Thanks be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
  • Stig said:

    Messi why.

    Why say that God was on your side and helped Argentina win.
    Not only an insult to Nigerians but
    So crass that God is so busy helping a football team that it forgets about the millions dying of malnutrition.

    So what now, Messi? Did god allow Argentina to beat Nigeria to ensure that France made it to the quarter finals?
    No, he was just messing with Maradonas head
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  • iainment said:

    Stig said:

    Messi why.

    Why say that God was on your side and helped Argentina win.
    Not only an insult to Nigerians but
    So crass that God is so busy helping a football team that it forgets about the millions dying of malnutrition.

    So what now, Messi? Did god allow Argentina to beat Nigeria to ensure that France made it to the quarter finals?
    Given the separation of church and state in France I'm totally discombobulated.

    Thanks be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
    Touched by his noodly appendage.
  • Stig said:

    iainment said:

    Stig said:

    Messi why.

    Why say that God was on your side and helped Argentina win.
    Not only an insult to Nigerians but
    So crass that God is so busy helping a football team that it forgets about the millions dying of malnutrition.

    So what now, Messi? Did god allow Argentina to beat Nigeria to ensure that France made it to the quarter finals?
    Given the separation of church and state in France I'm totally discombobulated.

    Thanks be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
    Touched by his noodly appendage.
    Ramen!
  • Stig said:

    When football commentators and pundits build up the importance of big-name players to the point where they imply that they actually own the team. I'm already bracing myself for the fact that I'm almost certain to hear some complete and utter dipstick introduce tonights match as "Luis Suárez's Uruguay verus Cristiano Ronaldo's Portugal". This particular fixture brings the double-danger that a whole class of cretinous ITV witterers will have nothing more interesting to say than going on about 'El Classico'. Still, no point in fretting about something that's hours away; before that we've got the joys of Pogba's France versus Messi's Argentina.

    I deliberately missed the pre match waffle. But I noticed that it only took the commentator 5 mins to start going on about El Classico. Boringly predictable.
  • Stig said:

    Stig said:

    When football commentators and pundits build up the importance of big-name players to the point where they imply that they actually own the team. I'm already bracing myself for the fact that I'm almost certain to hear some complete and utter dipstick introduce tonights match as "Luis Suárez's Uruguay verus Cristiano Ronaldo's Portugal". This particular fixture brings the double-danger that a whole class of cretinous ITV witterers will have nothing more interesting to say than going on about 'El Classico'. Still, no point in fretting about something that's hours away; before that we've got the joys of Pogba's France versus Messi's Argentina.

    I deliberately missed the pre match waffle. But I noticed that it only took the commentator 5 mins to start going on about El Classico. Boringly predictable.
    Love a pre match waffle.
    With cream and caramel sauce.

    I don't like to bang on about it though.
  • Chirpy and Henry being polite to each other.
  • I have said it before, but saw a classic of the genre yesterday.

    Car drives onto a roundabout without looking, car already on the roundabout has to brake sharply and toots his horn at the offending driver. Offending driver gets angry and leans on his horn back. Silly old wanker.

    I was right next to the twat, and saw him get in a right tizzy in his desperation to toot back as soon as he could. I just pointed at him and mouthed "YOU" and gave the international signal for crazy, on the other driver's behalf... :smiley:
  • Going out for a bite to eat and a few drinks, overstuffing yourself on Nepalese and being unable to drink much because you are so bloated. To top it off I was like Krakatoa this morning
  • Going to bed feeling happy,
    Waking up feeling grumpy,
    What's that all about ?

    (Other dwarfs are available)
  • Dog shit on a beach
  • Going to bed feeling happy,
    Waking up feeling grumpy,
    What's that all about ?

    (Other dwarfs are available)

    only a 3-some ???
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  • IdleHans said:

    Stig said:

    Messi why.

    Why say that God was on your side and helped Argentina win.
    Not only an insult to Nigerians but
    So crass that God is so busy helping a football team that it forgets about the millions dying of malnutrition.

    So what now, Messi? Did god allow Argentina to beat Nigeria to ensure that France made it to the quarter finals?
    No, he was just messing with Maradonas head
    Which didn’t really take that long, judging by what is left of it (supposedly)!

  • Naively thinking I could fit a towbar on Sunday morning before the football.
    Can't even get the back bumper off.
    It's going to the garage next week.
  • google play cards being a different price to I-tunes, so not being able to buy 1 of each at either £10 or £15 for my son & daughter......lowest common denominator being £25 !!!
  • People that don't drive round roundabouts.
  • People that don't drive round roundabouts.

    They go straight across?
  • In the Vodafone ad with Martin Freeman, in the final shot it appears to be raining only on the left of the screen
  • Watching a game so dull that I'm posting on this thread in the 85th minute.
  • The kid that got shown in the crowd at tonights game

    Was simply playing on his phone rather than watching the game - Seriously it might be a load of shite but your lucky enough to be at a World Cup game, not everyone can say they've done that
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