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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,323
    SantaClaus said:


    kentaddick said:

    Don’t watch porn and do cardio. You’ll start sprouting stiffies like a 13 year old.

    Hang on a minute. Knocking one out over PornHub doesn't count as Cardio?
    blackpool72 said:

    SantaClaus said:



    kentaddick said:

    Don’t watch porn and do cardio. You’ll start sprouting stiffies like a 13 year old.

    Hang on a minute. Knocking one out doesn't count as Cardio?
    It does to me.
    Also counts as part of my five a day!!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    Johnnysummers5 said:

    Every time England win a penalty shoot out, I get a great erection

    I entered an Erectile Dysfunction competition once but went out in the Semi's
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    ValleyGary said:

    Johnnysummers5 said:

    Every time England win a penalty shoot out, I get a great erection

    I entered an Erectile Dysfunction competition once but went out in the Semi's
    You must have come up against stiff competition.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Greenie said:

    AddickUpNorth said:

    Go vegan! Best erections EVER!

    I thought that you pasty faced buggers didn't like meat?

    Pretty fond of my own tbh. Been lovingly taking care of mine since I stumbled across that dogeared copy of Fiesta in the bushes on my school cross country route when I was twelve.

  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,851
    Croydon said:

    iamdan said:

    The little viagras within a machine in Sainsbury’s toilet do not work.

    Can get you 10 of the real ones for 25 quid.

    I'd recommend taking a paracetamol with it though.
    Because they will give you a sore head?
  • Daarrzettbum
    Daarrzettbum Posts: 56
    Just think of Katie M :wink:
  • Acab
    Acab Posts: 725
    cashncarry said:

    I started a club for errctile dysfunction, but it was a flop

    No boner fide members eh
  • rememberbillybonds
    rememberbillybonds Posts: 759
    Saw an advert for the premature ejaculation club meeting. Though it might be interesting to go along , I rang the number to get the time of the meeting, I also asked if it was formal and was there a dress code. The answer was no “ we all come in our pants”
  • The Prince-e-Paul
    The Prince-e-Paul Posts: 6,688
    This thread is a load of bollocks!

    On a more serious note I actually thought it was going to be a heart rendering fess up about sexual heart ache. Sadly there are few men willing to speak openly about such a testosterone fields subject. I work in psychiatry and hear a bit more honesty when speaking to men in private. It is an issue which is very common and causes much distress and even suicidal ideation.

    Anyway I'm going to be open for the sake of those that feel embarrassed. On almost every occasion with a new partner I have struggled to get a hard on during the first session. Once I'm comfortable with them it seems to ease off. I know its anxiety. The problem with anxiety is that if you know something is likely to happen you feel more anxious.

    That wasn't hard was it
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  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,742
    The Prince-e-Paul said:

    This thread is a load of bollocks!

    On a more serious note I actually thought it was going to be a heart rendering fess up about sexual heart ache. Sadly there are few men willing to speak openly about such a testosterone fields subject. I work in psychiatry and hear a bit more honesty when speaking to men in private. It is an issue which is very common and causes much distress and even suicidal ideation.

    Anyway I'm going to be open for the sake of those that feel embarrassed. On almost every occasion with a new partner I have struggled to get a hard on during the first session. Once I'm comfortable with them it seems to ease off. I know its anxiety. The problem with anxiety is that if you know something is likely to happen you feel more anxious.

    "That wasn't hard was it?" - she hoped

  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    The Prince-e-Paul said:

    This thread is a load of bollocks!

    On a more serious note I actually thought it was going to be a heart rendering fess up about sexual heart ache. Sadly there are few men willing to speak openly about such a testosterone fields subject. I work in psychiatry and hear a bit more honesty when speaking to men in private. It is an issue which is very common and causes much distress and even suicidal ideation.

    Anyway I'm going to be open for the sake of those that feel embarrassed. On almost every occasion with a new partner I have struggled to get a hard on during the first session. Once I'm comfortable with them it seems to ease off. I know its anxiety. The problem with anxiety is that if you know something is likely to happen you feel more anxious.

    That wasn't hard was it

    that's what your last date said
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    On a serious note, I empathise with @The Prince-e-Paul as back in the halcyon days of my life, before I settled down and got married, I too experienced the dreaded anxiety-related ‘non-rising’. Not sure how it developed but it’s a crushing, doubt inducing blight on a young man’s life which at times made me turn down a sure thing as I knew what was likely to come (or not as the case may be). God bless snidey blue pills. It does erode as time and getting comfortable with someone passes and it was all golden after a couple of false starts. Strange thing the mind.
  • Charlton_Stu
    Charlton_Stu Posts: 3,869
    I took my pet lizard to the vets the other day after he'd been struggling to mate.

    The vet diagnosed him with ereptile dysfunction.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,248
    AddickUpNorth said:

    On a serious note, I empathise with @The Prince-e-Paul as back in the halcyon days of my life, before I settled down and got married, I too experienced the dreaded anxiety-related ‘non-rising’. Not sure how it developed but it’s a crushing, doubt inducing blight on a young man’s life which at times made me turn down a sure thing as I knew what was likely to come (or not as the case may be). God bless snidey blue pills. It does erode as time and getting comfortable with someone passes and it was all golden after a couple of false starts. Strange thing the mind.

    Everyone has had it happen, be it nerves, too much booze or tiredness. First time it happened to me I thought I had become gay! We've all thumbed in a lazy one at some point

  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,846
    Carter said:

    AddickUpNorth said:

    On a serious note, I empathise with @The Prince-e-Paul as back in the halcyon days of my life, before I settled down and got married, I too experienced the dreaded anxiety-related ‘non-rising’. Not sure how it developed but it’s a crushing, doubt inducing blight on a young man’s life which at times made me turn down a sure thing as I knew what was likely to come (or not as the case may be). God bless snidey blue pills. It does erode as time and getting comfortable with someone passes and it was all golden after a couple of false starts. Strange thing the mind.

    Everyone has had it happen, be it nerves, too much booze or tiredness. First time it happened to me I thought I had become gay! We've all thumbed in a lazy one at some point

    Yes, I believe the phrase is putting an oyster in a slot machine!

  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    Carter said:

    AddickUpNorth said:

    On a serious note, I empathise with @The Prince-e-Paul as back in the halcyon days of my life, before I settled down and got married, I too experienced the dreaded anxiety-related ‘non-rising’. Not sure how it developed but it’s a crushing, doubt inducing blight on a young man’s life which at times made me turn down a sure thing as I knew what was likely to come (or not as the case may be). God bless snidey blue pills. It does erode as time and getting comfortable with someone passes and it was all golden after a couple of false starts. Strange thing the mind.

    Everyone has had it happen, be it nerves, too much booze or tiredness. F<</b>b>irst time it happened to me I thought I had become gay! We've all thumbed in a lazy one at some point

    No worries mate it really didn't bother me in the slightest... and it's not gay if you're both Charlton.
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
    edited July 2018
    Remember the mornings on way to the shower how how we use to hang towels of it..?
    What else did we carry ? (now that the memory flops too)...
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    The Prince-e-Paul said:

    This thread is a load of bollocks!

    On a more serious note I actually thought it was going to be a heart rendering fess up about sexual heart ache. Sadly there are few men willing to speak openly about such a testosterone fields subject. I work in psychiatry and hear a bit more honesty when speaking to men in private. It is an issue which is very common and causes much distress and even suicidal ideation.

    Anyway I'm going to be open for the sake of those that feel embarrassed. On almost every occasion with a new partner I have struggled to get a hard on during the first session. Once I'm comfortable with them it seems to ease off. I know its anxiety. The problem with anxiety is that if you know something is likely to happen you feel more anxious.

    That wasn't hard was it

    Very honest post, I cannot resonate I'm afraid as I've been with the same Doris for 30 odd years...
    At my age I am almost waiting for this problem to arise (or not as the case may be!). The more we talk about it the better, along with other men issues like Prostate and Testicular cancers.

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