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  • Don’t watch porn and do cardio. You’ll start sprouting stiffies like a 13 year old.

    Hang on a minute. Knocking one out over PornHub doesn't count as Cardio?



    Don’t watch porn and do cardio. You’ll start sprouting stiffies like a 13 year old.

    Hang on a minute. Knocking one out doesn't count as Cardio?
    It does to me.
    Also counts as part of my five a day!!
  • Greenie said:

    Go vegan! Best erections EVER!

    I thought that you pasty faced buggers didn't like meat?

    Pretty fond of my own tbh. Been lovingly taking care of mine since I stumbled across that dogeared copy of Fiesta in the bushes on my school cross country route when I was twelve.

  • Croydon said:

    iamdan said:

    The little viagras within a machine in Sainsbury’s toilet do not work.

    Can get you 10 of the real ones for 25 quid.

    I'd recommend taking a paracetamol with it though.
    Because they will give you a sore head?
  • Just think of Katie M :wink:
  • I started a club for errctile dysfunction, but it was a flop

    No boner fide members eh
  • Saw an advert for the premature ejaculation club meeting. Though it might be interesting to go along , I rang the number to get the time of the meeting, I also asked if it was formal and was there a dress code. The answer was no “ we all come in our pants”
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  • This thread is a load of bollocks!

    On a more serious note I actually thought it was going to be a heart rendering fess up about sexual heart ache. Sadly there are few men willing to speak openly about such a testosterone fields subject. I work in psychiatry and hear a bit more honesty when speaking to men in private. It is an issue which is very common and causes much distress and even suicidal ideation.

    Anyway I'm going to be open for the sake of those that feel embarrassed. On almost every occasion with a new partner I have struggled to get a hard on during the first session. Once I'm comfortable with them it seems to ease off. I know its anxiety. The problem with anxiety is that if you know something is likely to happen you feel more anxious.

    "That wasn't hard was it?" - she hoped

  • This thread is a load of bollocks!

    On a more serious note I actually thought it was going to be a heart rendering fess up about sexual heart ache. Sadly there are few men willing to speak openly about such a testosterone fields subject. I work in psychiatry and hear a bit more honesty when speaking to men in private. It is an issue which is very common and causes much distress and even suicidal ideation.

    Anyway I'm going to be open for the sake of those that feel embarrassed. On almost every occasion with a new partner I have struggled to get a hard on during the first session. Once I'm comfortable with them it seems to ease off. I know its anxiety. The problem with anxiety is that if you know something is likely to happen you feel more anxious.

    That wasn't hard was it

    that's what your last date said
  • On a serious note, I empathise with @The Prince-e-Paul as back in the halcyon days of my life, before I settled down and got married, I too experienced the dreaded anxiety-related ‘non-rising’. Not sure how it developed but it’s a crushing, doubt inducing blight on a young man’s life which at times made me turn down a sure thing as I knew what was likely to come (or not as the case may be). God bless snidey blue pills. It does erode as time and getting comfortable with someone passes and it was all golden after a couple of false starts. Strange thing the mind.
  • I took my pet lizard to the vets the other day after he'd been struggling to mate.

    The vet diagnosed him with ereptile dysfunction.
  • On a serious note, I empathise with @The Prince-e-Paul as back in the halcyon days of my life, before I settled down and got married, I too experienced the dreaded anxiety-related ‘non-rising’. Not sure how it developed but it’s a crushing, doubt inducing blight on a young man’s life which at times made me turn down a sure thing as I knew what was likely to come (or not as the case may be). God bless snidey blue pills. It does erode as time and getting comfortable with someone passes and it was all golden after a couple of false starts. Strange thing the mind.

    Everyone has had it happen, be it nerves, too much booze or tiredness. First time it happened to me I thought I had become gay! We've all thumbed in a lazy one at some point

  • Carter said:

    On a serious note, I empathise with @The Prince-e-Paul as back in the halcyon days of my life, before I settled down and got married, I too experienced the dreaded anxiety-related ‘non-rising’. Not sure how it developed but it’s a crushing, doubt inducing blight on a young man’s life which at times made me turn down a sure thing as I knew what was likely to come (or not as the case may be). God bless snidey blue pills. It does erode as time and getting comfortable with someone passes and it was all golden after a couple of false starts. Strange thing the mind.

    Everyone has had it happen, be it nerves, too much booze or tiredness. First time it happened to me I thought I had become gay! We've all thumbed in a lazy one at some point

    Yes, I believe the phrase is putting an oyster in a slot machine!

  • edited July 2018
    Remember the mornings on way to the shower how how we use to hang towels of it..?
    What else did we carry ? (now that the memory flops too)...
  • This thread is a load of bollocks!

    On a more serious note I actually thought it was going to be a heart rendering fess up about sexual heart ache. Sadly there are few men willing to speak openly about such a testosterone fields subject. I work in psychiatry and hear a bit more honesty when speaking to men in private. It is an issue which is very common and causes much distress and even suicidal ideation.

    Anyway I'm going to be open for the sake of those that feel embarrassed. On almost every occasion with a new partner I have struggled to get a hard on during the first session. Once I'm comfortable with them it seems to ease off. I know its anxiety. The problem with anxiety is that if you know something is likely to happen you feel more anxious.

    That wasn't hard was it

    Very honest post, I cannot resonate I'm afraid as I've been with the same Doris for 30 odd years...
    At my age I am almost waiting for this problem to arise (or not as the case may be!). The more we talk about it the better, along with other men issues like Prostate and Testicular cancers.
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