Erectile dysfunction.
https://nutritionfacts.org/video/survival-of-the-firmest-erectile-dysfunction-and-death/
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Cheers... Now I'm shitting myself Im going to have a heart attack every time I have more than 6 pints13
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Or a w***k!CAFCsayer said:Cheers... Now I'm shitting myself Im going to have a heart attack every time I have more than 6 pints
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The little viagras within a machine in Sainsbury’s toilet do not work.6
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Dear God.3
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Ffs!1
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I started a club for errctile dysfunction, but it was a flop10
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Go vegan! Best erections EVER!5
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Do you ask them if they are vegan or is it just a pleasant surprise for you when you get them home?AddickUpNorth said:Go vegan! Best erections EVER!
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What if you don't fancy vegetables?AddickUpNorth said:Go vegan! Best erections EVER!
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No, extra-time and then penalties now.Stevelamb said:Because penile arteries are only about half the size of the coronary arteries in the heart, erectile dysfunction can be a powerful predictor of cardiac events—such as sudden death.
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Then you don't attend Selhurst Park.RodneyCharltonTrotta said:.
What if you don't fancy vegetables?AddickUpNorth said:Go vegan! Best erections EVER!
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I thought that you pasty faced buggers didn't like meat?AddickUpNorth said:Go vegan! Best erections EVER!
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Going on that, I should be having a heart attack every day.CAFCsayer said:Cheers... Now I'm shitting myself Im going to have a heart attack every time I have more than 6 pints
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Going by that, I’m only three beers away from a heart attack today!ricky_otto said:
Going on that, I should be having a heart attack every day.CAFCsayer said:Cheers... Now I'm shitting myself Im going to have a heart attack every time I have more than 6 pints
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Deserves more than just a LOL that!cafcdave123 said:
Do you ask them if they are vegan or is it just a pleasant surprise for you when you get them home?AddickUpNorth said:Go vegan! Best erections EVER!
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It doesn't '...just happen to everyone from time to time...' he simply doesn't fancy you fella.0
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Just give it a try maybe? As the song lyrics suggest:RodneyCharltonTrotta said:.
What if you don't fancy vegetables?AddickUpNorth said:Go vegan! Best erections EVER!
No one will know
If you don't want to let 'em know
No one will know
'Less it's you that might tell 'em so
Call and they'll come to you
Covered with dew
Vegetables dream
Of responding to you
Standing there
Shiny & proud by your side
Holding your hand
While the neighbors decide
Why is a vegetable
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Anyway, sitting there at work one day and one of my colleagues keeps opening his desk drawer and picking up a handful of something and then munching away on them. Then, almost immediately, going for another handful.
Eventually, the bloke sitting opposite him can stand it no longer: "Roger*, what the hell are you doing?" he asks.
Roger explains (to the whole office) that he has an erectile dysfunction problem and his mate Graham has told him that eating copious amounts of sunflower seeds should do the trick.
One colleague, David, pipes up: "Roger, okay your bird is a good deal younger than you but she's a fat minger with a wonky eye. That's why you can't get it up".
I don't know whether Graham had some underlying reason for suggesting sunflower seeds, perhaps he was on a wind-up?
* The Names Have Not Been Changed To Embarrass The Innocent.
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Every time England win a penalty shoot out, I get a great erection2
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You cant have problems, with a name like thatStigThundercock said:It doesn't '...just happen to everyone from time to time...' he simply doesn't fancy you fella.
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Don’t watch porn and do cardio. You’ll start sprouting stiffies like a 13 year old.0
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whatever happened to thumbing in a floppy?2
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No one turned up then.cashncarry said:I started a club for errctile dysfunction, but it was a flop
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Come on guys. Its up to us to keep this thread right up there.3
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Is anyone else mildly disappointed that there isn’t the standard ‘Personally I don’t find this a subject we should be joking about’ CL comment about half way down the thread?2
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Hang on a minute. Knocking one out over PornHub doesn't count as Cardio?kentaddick said:Don’t watch porn and do cardio. You’ll start sprouting stiffies like a 13 year old.
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It does to me.SantaClaus said:
Hang on a minute. Knocking one out doesn't count as Cardio?kentaddick said:Don’t watch porn and do cardio. You’ll start sprouting stiffies like a 13 year old.
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