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Your definition of hell

hoof_it_up_to_benty
hoof_it_up_to_benty Posts: 22,441
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Radio show - Scarlet Moffat

Tv - Towie or The Kardashians or any of the really shit reality shows

Drink - Liebfraumilch

Food - Jellied eels or Tripe and onions

Alan Pardew back as Charlton manager with KR as his assistant





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  • church-lane
    church-lane Posts: 934
    The takeover thread
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    I'm with Jean Paul Sartre: Hell is other people (No Exit).
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,733

    Radio show - Nick Grimshaw or Chris Moyles


    Tv - Paul O'Grady getting emotional over dogs.


    Drink - Cherry coke

    Food - Anything that contains Sweetcorn


    Millwall and Palace in The Premier league
  • superclive98
    superclive98 Posts: 4,766
    Palace and Millwall in the Premier League and us in League One, with Roland still as owner.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,195
    All of the above sound about right.
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,458
  • red10
    red10 Posts: 833
    Loads of unruly kids on an expensive holiday, nightmare!
  • bellz2002
    bellz2002 Posts: 1,361
    Radio show - Classical FM or Radio 4 talkathon

    Tv - Songs of Praise

    Drink - Poison

    Food - Insects

    Both Millwall and Palace in the Prem managed by Chris Powell and Alan Curbishley.
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,125
    Hull
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,241
    Being locked in a Frankie and Bennies with Michael buble stuck on repeat with my table being waited on by Richard madeley and the only lager available is Budweiser

    And the chef is Dennis Nilson
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,594
    Radio show - Never listen to the radio
    TV - Anything showing a graphic medical procedure or injections
    Drink- Whisky
    Food - Cheese
    Millwall or Palace winning the FA cup
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Being pitchforked onto a bonfire by a demon whilst having rats gnawing their way out of my intestines, but not being able to die, forever.

    Failing that, being served a coffee that isn't made with Arabica beans.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,615
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Radio - populist shit like Heart or Magic

    Tv - any 'reality' show

    Drink - green tea

    Food - Jellied eels

    Football - Two Shats not selling
  • BR3red
    BR3red Posts: 1,715
    Thuram
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,413
    Radio - Breakfast show on Capital with Martin Kemp's son

    Tv - Big Bang Theory

    Drink - Gin

    Food - Tuna with lashings of pickle

    Football - Arsenal vs Stoke
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,080
    Croydon.
  • SomervilleAddick
    SomervilleAddick Posts: 3,575
    Forums with no home button at the end of the thread.
  • BR3red
    BR3red Posts: 1,715
    Vaz Te

    Cup v colchester away 2016?

    Plus whole team
  • BR3red
    BR3red Posts: 1,715
    cafcfan said:

    BR3red said:

    PL54

    Thanks for that - how am I going to be able to sleep tonight now?
    Oops
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  • iamdan
    iamdan Posts: 2,421
    edited April 2018
    Turning round in bed and seeing my mother in law after a night out.
  • BR3red
    BR3red Posts: 1,715
    Quarters of League cup v Wycombe 2006?

    Us Prem v Wycombe League 2

    Worst performance I have probably seen

    Les Reed scapegoat .....team Carson, Bent, Holland, Fortune, Hasslewank, Rommeldahl,Sam . Cannot remember anyone else
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Corbyn making teachers carry screwdrivers
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,594
    iamdan said:

    Turning round in bed and seeing my mother in law after a night out.

    Where does she usually go?
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    LenGlover said:

    I'm with Jean Paul Sartre: Hell is other people (No Exit).

    To quote Dave Lister "but all his friends were French"
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    This forum without me in the wheelhouse
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    ...honk.....hooonk
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    An eternity of needing a poo, being unable to go, then having a bath, instantly needing a poo again, having a colonic meltdown and the paper melting in your hand.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,846
    Liverpool progressing in champions league
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    edited April 2018
    Hell is not being able to describe your hell because it’s too depressing and you can’t find a route out of the cycles and waves of continued personal and group self inflicted mental pain with hopes continuously raised to below standard levels even for then this minor win to be dashed against the rocky walls of perceived reality.

    Like being a Charlton fan under Duchatelet only 1000 times worse.

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