Your definition of hell

Danepak

Watching Angela Anaconda on a comedown.

Ross

Peanut butter.

ElfsborgAddick

Being relegated by palice at their place with 7 minutes to go.

Waiting for CLB74 to buy a drink in a Wetherspoons.

aliwibble

Glastonbury (in person, not on the telly)

addickfanatic

Being in a Polystyrene room while some bastard rubs the walls, drinking Dandellion and Burdock, being force fed tripe, whilst listening to Celine Dion and having to watch Re-runs of us v Millwall over the last 20 years.

Bournemouth Addick

Being stuck in a lift with Nigel Farage.

palarsehater

the millers on a friday night with @ElfsborgAddick walking around cap in hand

DaveMehmet

palarsehater said:

the millers on a friday night with @ElfsborgAddick walking around cock in hand

ricky_otto

palarsehater said:

the millers on a friday night with @ElfsborgAddick walking around cap in hand

He would struggle to get bird in there though.

_MrDick

No home button at the bottom of each thread #NightMeire

Ormiston_Addick

Waking up next to Katie Hopkins with a Dolmio grin on your boat race.

Greenie

Going to a club with dance/trance/garage/bungalow dof dof dof shiite music, makes my skin crawl.

palarsehater

Ormiston Addick said:

Waking up next to Katie Hopkins with a Dolmio grin on your boat race.

ffs

Pelling1993

Arriving hungover for cricket only for our captain to win the toss & field....

The_Organiser

Celtic park

SOTF

The window seat on a long haul flight.

Bedsaddick

Ormiston Addick said:

Waking up next to Katie Hopkins with a Dolmio grin on your boat race.

Am I the only one who doesn’t know what a Dolmio grin is ?

Edit: I’ve just googled it and wished I hadn’t!

DaveMehmet

Bedsaddick said:

Ormiston Addick said:

Waking up next to Katie Hopkins with a Dolmio grin on your boat race.

Am I the only one who doesn’t know what a Dolmio grin is ?

Edit: I’ve just googled it and wished I hadn’t!

Same here. Had a fairly good idea what it was but looked it up to make sure.

Grim (even by my standards)

ValleyGary

Ormiston Addick said:

Waking up next to Katie Hopkins with a Dolmio grin on your boat race.

Heaven.

ValleyGary

Watching motor sport for a whole race.

AllHailTheHen

Being stuck in a lift with the TUI bird, Nationwide hags and Johnny Vaughan with them all talking/signing at the same time.

ElfsborgAddick

ricky_otto said:

palarsehater said:

the millers on a friday night with @ElfsborgAddick walking around cap in hand

He would struggle to get bird in there though.

I'll do bird when I see you next time Dicky.

ricky_otto

Being stuck in a lift with @DaveMehmet

sillav nitram

Being John Malkovich me.

dickplumb

Sitting next to Alan Pardew at Selhurst Park.

Athletico Charlton

An all inclusive holiday in Lorette de Mar.
In fact, any holiday in Lorette de Mar.

And/or

Eating a pot noodle.

DaveMehmet

Athletico Charlton said:

An all inclusive holiday in Lorette de Mar.
In fact, any holiday in Lorette de Mar.

And/or

Eating a pot noodle.

Depends on what you’ve got planned for when you finish the pot noodle.

DaveMehmet

Danepak said:

Watching Angela Anaconda on a comedown.

What had she taken?

Oliver Street

Having to 'engage' with the HR 'SLT'

ElfsborgAddick

SurvivaloftheFittest said:

The window seat on a long haul flight.

Particularly when you have asked for an aisle.