Your definition of hell

hoof_it_up_to_benty

Radio show - Scarlet Moffat

Tv - Towie or The Kardashians or any of the really shit reality shows

Drink - Liebfraumilch

Food - Jellied eels or Tripe and onions

Alan Pardew back as Charlton manager with KR as his assistant

church-lane

The takeover thread

LenGlover

I'm with Jean Paul Sartre: Hell is other people (No Exit).

Bedsaddick

Radio show - Nick Grimshaw or Chris Moyles


Tv - Paul O'Grady getting emotional over dogs.


Drink - Cherry coke

Food - Anything that contains Sweetcorn


Millwall and Palace in The Premier league

superclive98

Palace and Millwall in the Premier League and us in League One, with Roland still as owner.

Uboat

All of the above sound about right.

carly burn

https://twitter.com/mattjobob/status/663119732195758080?s=20

red10

Loads of unruly kids on an expensive holiday, nightmare!

bellz2002

Radio show - Classical FM or Radio 4 talkathon

Tv - Songs of Praise

Drink - Poison

Food - Insects

Both Millwall and Palace in the Prem managed by Chris Powell and Alan Curbishley.

Fumbluff

Hull

Carter

Being locked in a Frankie and Bennies with Michael buble stuck on repeat with my table being waited on by Richard madeley and the only lager available is Budweiser

And the chef is Dennis Nilson

DaveMehmet

Radio show - Never listen to the radio
TV - Anything showing a graphic medical procedure or injections
Drink- Whisky
Food - Cheese
Millwall or Palace winning the FA cup

Wheresmeticket

Being pitchforked onto a bonfire by a demon whilst having rats gnawing their way out of my intestines, but not being able to die, forever.

Failing that, being served a coffee that isn't made with Arabica beans.

guinnessaddick

https://twitter.com/charltoncard/status/981192720147472385?s=21

Stig

Radio - populist shit like Heart or Magic

Tv - any 'reality' show

Drink - green tea

Food - Jellied eels

Football - Two Shats not selling

BR3red

Thuram

cafcnick1992

Radio - Breakfast show on Capital with Martin Kemp's son

Tv - Big Bang Theory

Drink - Gin

Food - Tuna with lashings of pickle

Football - Arsenal vs Stoke

Friend Or Defoe

Croydon.

SomervilleAddick

Forums with no home button at the end of the thread.

BR3red

Vaz Te

Cup v colchester away 2016?

Plus whole team

BR3red

cafcfan said:

BR3red said:

PL54

Thanks for that - how am I going to be able to sleep tonight now?

Oops

iamdan

Turning round in bed and seeing my mother in law after a night out.

BR3red

Quarters of League cup v Wycombe 2006?

Us Prem v Wycombe League 2

Worst performance I have probably seen

Les Reed scapegoat .....team Carson, Bent, Holland, Fortune, Hasslewank, Rommeldahl,Sam . Cannot remember anyone else

i_b_b_o_r_g

Corbyn making teachers carry screwdrivers

DaveMehmet

iamdan said:

Turning round in bed and seeing my mother in law after a night out.

Where does she usually go?

McBobbin

LenGlover said:

I'm with Jean Paul Sartre: Hell is other people (No Exit).

To quote Dave Lister "but all his friends were French"

i_b_b_o_r_g

This forum without me in the wheelhouse

i_b_b_o_r_g

...honk.....hooonk

McBobbin

An eternity of needing a poo, being unable to go, then having a bath, instantly needing a poo again, having a colonic meltdown and the paper melting in your hand.

MrOneLung

Liverpool progressing in champions league

Alwaysneil

Hell is not being able to describe your hell because it’s too depressing and you can’t find a route out of the cycles and waves of continued personal and group self inflicted mental pain with hopes continuously raised to below standard levels even for then this minor win to be dashed against the rocky walls of perceived reality.

Like being a Charlton fan under Duchatelet only 1000 times worse.