The Queen recently visited South London and was surprised to find the large crowd was booing and hissing at her. Her Maj was visibly upset and when back in the Roller asked a lady-in-waiting what had gone wrong. The l-i-w replied as sensitively as she could, "Well ma'am, I believe they have taken against your headgear: it's really not the done thing any more".
"Oh" said QEII, clearly irritated, "that's Prince Philip's fault. We were having breakfast this morning and he asked where one was going today. I told him Bermondsey and he said wear the fox hat."
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"Oh" said QEII, clearly irritated, "that's Prince Philip's fault. We were having breakfast this morning and he asked where one was going today. I told him Bermondsey and he said wear the fox hat."
It wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realised I had hit rock bottom.
I didn't read it, I just wanted the big bar of Galaxy for a pound.
I didn't even know she was famous.
I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B
"Aren’t you going to help?"said the wife.
I said "I think five is enough!"
"Please hold the line" they said!
Wife (Took his mobile): Quick! Tell me the password!
Husband: It's ok! I'm feeling better now!
Haha - laughing
Hahaha - saracstic laughing
Hahahaha - Staying Alive
Me: “I can perform under pressure.”
Interviewer: “That’s fantastic! Can you give me an example?”
Me: “Sure.
(clears throat..)
.. mm ba ba de
Um bum ba de
Um bu bu bum da de
Prrressure pushing down on me..”
Honestly, my bedrooms a mess.
He got the seven 'C' 's he yearned for.
Apparently it makes you Roger more!
The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"
The horse, unable to speak English, shits on the floor and leaves.
The librarian replied, "Sorry sir. It should have been here this morning, but it's not arrived yet!"
And now that I look at it I see why!
It's "replace".
The barman says “we have a whisky named after you”
“ what Eric” says the horse.
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