Foxes, Fox a Gon, and Leuth the Pretentious Trolling Twat
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Wish they'd put an e on the end of the "gone", doing me fuckin nut in that is2
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Is there a cat a gonRed_in_SE8 said:This morning I thought I saw a very large rat in my garden. Opened patio door and two foxes appeared and dragged what were in fact two Fox Cubs underneath the decking. I have been aware for a few months that a couple of foxes regularly travel through my garden to and fro between neighbouring gardens.
Not happy with having a fox lair at the bottom of my garden so phoned Greenwich council. Apparently foxes are not considered vermin so councils not obliged to remove them. On the Greenwich website there is a link to a company called Fox a Gon. Phoned them and they quoted £300 to remove the foxes and Cubs. Then there is an additional cost to fox proof the area. Apparently foxes have litters of between 4 and 6. The guy said the first week in April they are always inundated with calls as people start going into their gardens and coming across fox litters. At the moment it is 4 or 5 days to get an appointment. In a few weeks it will be up to 21 days. I want to sort it out as soon as possible.
Anyone have experience of Fox a Gon?1 -
More babies get mauled by domesticated dogs than foxes. I guess we’ll have to have them all rounded up and disposed of just to be safe.9
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I started this thread with the genuine intention of seeking advice from people who may have had fox issues in the past. I was trolled by a self confessed trolling twat and responded robustly. I really don't understand why I should receive a warning.AFKABartram said:@Leuth put your prodding stick away for the night and go and have a vegan milkshake or something. You antagonise and provoke people into crossing the line. They are wrong for doing so, but you know full well you are not a mere innocent.
Let’s all start using the forum like adults eh? Please?0 -
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Boom, boom...3
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Now there was a cnuty Fox I’d’ve gladly seen mauled by hounds. If they’d have got that prick Scrappy Doo at the same time then even I’d start thinking about donning a red coat and yelling ‘tally ho’.Bournemouth Addick said:Boom, boom...
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Did you know Basil Brush has a German cousin?
Herr Brush.2 -
Great thread title. It’s like a C.S.Lewis book I’d really wanna read.8
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Slartibartfast said:
Did you know Basil Brush has a German cousin?
Herr Brush.
I’ll get your coat for you
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It's like the beginning of Voyage Of The Dawn Treader, except instead of falling through a painting they discover a computer left open on Charlton LifeValleyGary said:Great thread title. It’s like a C.S.Lewis book I’d really wanna read.
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Some rotter put one in my binnth london addick said:Put poisoned food out then sling the body’s in the road
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She's asleep, @Baldybonce , must've got the idea off Top Cat1
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Just the phantoms will remain.AFKABartram said:Yep, just lost about a hundred members with that line !
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I don't agree with terminating them, contact the RSPCA and tell them if they don't come and move them you'll have them exterminated.0
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I hope not, it made a nice hat for the mrs.i_b_b_o_r_g said:She's asleep, @Baldybonce , must've got the idea off Top Cat
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Can i have one... Hadn't had one in a week.Leuth said:
Gentlemen! No need to flag. He's giving as good as he's gettingRed_in_SE8 said:
Reading one or two paragraphs of the amateurish and incredible pretentious prose in your self published book or a couple of sentences of the rediculously boring and derivative match reports written by your imaginary girl friend are excellent tests of endurance and character.Leuth said:Threads like these are excellent tests of character, I find
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For fox sake.Bournemouth Addick said:2 - Sponsored links:
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Looks a fair way of handling them.Red_in_SE8 said:1 -
I despise the fuckers.
They shit in the most ridiculous places, clearly deliberately as the angles they manage to coerce out of their arseholes to release their excrement is truly amazing.
But, when I see them frolicking about, I change my mind about putting a bullet through their heads, the loveable little fuckers.5 -
I have mentioned Fox a Gon on this forum before. They are decent people. Give Terry a call.
Fox-a-gon is a humane deterrence service for individuals, companies and organisations, particularly in London and the south east, who are being troubled by urban foxes but wish to resolve the problem without harming the culprits. There is always an alternative to causing suffering or death.
fox-a-gon.co.uk8 -
Almost flagged you for that.Chippycafc said:
For fox sake.Bournemouth Addick said:
But I have to admit it was pretty clever. Clever like oh fuck it I hate myself now.1 -
So. About 10 minutes into the second half of the game at the DW stadium on Friday 29th December 2017, Wigan 0-0 Charlton, I get a picture message through WhatsApp from my sister to say this character had got into not only the house, but my room. Imagine if I had got back from Wigan and my sister hadn’t spotted the lad and at 4am I came home to this in my bed
The same character has been in my house a few times now as we have 2 cats and don’t have a cat flap, so have to leave the garage door a bit open so they can get in.
It’s been in about 3 times now. Just comes up the stairs, probably looking for the cat’s food and if anyone is about, casually just takes itself back down stairs and out the back1 -
Stop fecking leaving cat food on the floor then matey.cabbles said:So. About 10 minutes into the second half of the game at the DW stadium on Friday 29th December 2017, Wigan 0-0 Charlton, I get a picture message through WhatsApp from my sister to say this character had got into not only the house, but my room. Imagine if I had got back from Wigan and my sister hadn’t spotted the lad and at 4am I came home to this in my bed
The same character has been in my house a few times now as we have 2 cats and don’t have a cat flap, so have to leave the garage door a bit open so they can get in.
It’s been in about 3 times now. Just comes up the stairs, probably looking for the cat’s food and if anyone is about, casually just takes itself back down stairs and out the back0 -
That was my sister trying to coax it out my room. It was either that or we run through KR’s interview on cafc player when I got back around 4am.Charltonparklane said:
Stop fecking leaving cat food on the floor then matey.cabbles said:So. About 10 minutes into the second half of the game at the DW stadium on Friday 29th December 2017, Wigan 0-0 Charlton, I get a picture message through WhatsApp from my sister to say this character had got into not only the house, but my room. Imagine if I had got back from Wigan and my sister hadn’t spotted the lad and at 4am I came home to this in my bed
The same character has been in my house a few times now as we have 2 cats and don’t have a cat flap, so have to leave the garage door a bit open so they can get in.
It’s been in about 3 times now. Just comes up the stairs, probably looking for the cat’s food and if anyone is about, casually just takes itself back down stairs and out the back2 -
Nice carpet mate. Bet that's a bugger to keep clean.cabbles said:
That was my sister trying to coax it out my room. It was either that or we run through KR’s interview on cafc player when I got back around 4am.Charltonparklane said:
Stop fecking leaving cat food on the floor then matey.cabbles said:So. About 10 minutes into the second half of the game at the DW stadium on Friday 29th December 2017, Wigan 0-0 Charlton, I get a picture message through WhatsApp from my sister to say this character had got into not only the house, but my room. Imagine if I had got back from Wigan and my sister hadn’t spotted the lad and at 4am I came home to this in my bed
The same character has been in my house a few times now as we have 2 cats and don’t have a cat flap, so have to leave the garage door a bit open so they can get in.
It’s been in about 3 times now. Just comes up the stairs, probably looking for the cat’s food and if anyone is about, casually just takes itself back down stairs and out the back1 -
Sorry mate I meant to put the bstd thing in your neighbours bin it’s them that kept feeding and encouraging the bstd verminBaldybonce said:
Some rotter put one in my binnth london addick said:Put poisoned food out then sling the body’s in the road
I am selling fox skull ash trays and real fox tails to hang on the back of vespas if anyone is interested plus fox cub tails for kids scooters
Log on to www.urbanfoxffcukd.com1 -
Fox being given pelters on CL.
Nothing new.
Move on,
Morgan has.
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