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Darling

Understandably looked as though she could murder Khan back in the camp when she was sitting there

He surely didnt have long to last in there either so could have waited and failed on time

Toff and Stanley in the final... Calling it now

Curb_It said:

Rebekah Vardy has a bit of a past I think from the tittle tattle I have read. His parents didn't go to their wedding as they disapproved of "that woman" and they don't see their son because of her. I believe, not sure if its still the same.

This bit stood out... Poor Peter.

She dallied with Andre after they met in a restaurant — he made eyes at her and she gave him her phone number.

Becky later justified her behaviour in a toe-curling interview in which she said: 'I knew my marriage was coming to an end.'

She recalled that she told Godden she was going to London to work. Instead she went to Windsor station, where Andre picked her up and took her to the Burnham Beeches Hotel, a few miles away.

'He was really sweet and led me upstairs. When we were in the room, he stripped me and took his top off. He had great muscles,' she said.

'I thought he was going to be a fantastic lover. Then he took his trousers off! He was the worst lover I've ever had. It wasn't even worth the train fare. Peter was tiny. The smallest trouser equipment I've ever seen. It was like a miniature chipolata.'

This kind of double standard really irks me. Can you imagine the reaction if Peter Andre gave an interview saying ‘yeah, that Rebekah has the baggiest fanny I’ve ever blown my beans up and once I realised she was just after a meal ticket I told her to do one’?

This is my first real dalliance into watching this, I avoided love island, made in Chelsea gives me ridiculously violent thoughts, the x factor I without fail manage to sleep through, the same applies to the only way is Essex.

All that said I've just been howling with laughter at that trial. Amir Khan I have always thought is not the brightest star in the sky, it's not even a recent thing where people can blame it on the heavy whacks he's taken, he has always come across as a numbskull even as a kid but fucking hell, that man is so socially unaware!

This is like what I imagine people starting to jog do, I've done my 6 minutes of walking/running now that's enough. Back to the shitter and the Matthew Syed book I've been meaning to ingest while I do some uneating on the shitter

This is the only reality tv I watch and I ain't ashamed to say I think its brilliant

carly burn said:

Carter said:

This is my first real dalliance into watching this, I avoided love island, made in Chelsea gives me ridiculously violent thoughts, the x factor I without fail manage to sleep through, the same applies to the only way is Essex.

All that said I've just been howling with laughter at that trial. Amir Khan I have always thought is not the brightest star in the sky, it's not even a recent thing where people can blame it on the heavy whacks he's taken, he has always come across as a numbskull even as a kid but fucking hell, that man is so socially unaware!

This is like what I imagine people starting to jog do, I've done my 6 minutes of walking/running now that's enough. Back to the shitter and the Matthew Syed book I've been meaning to ingest while I do some uneating on the shitter

What’s the Syed book like?

Just at the prologue at the moment, I've heard good things though

Like fuck do they Rebekah

Carter said:

carly burn said:

Carter said:

This is my first real dalliance into watching this, I avoided love island, made in Chelsea gives me ridiculously violent thoughts, the x factor I without fail manage to sleep through, the same applies to the only way is Essex.

All that said I've just been howling with laughter at that trial. Amir Khan I have always thought is not the brightest star in the sky, it's not even a recent thing where people can blame it on the heavy whacks he's taken, he has always come across as a numbskull even as a kid but fucking hell, that man is so socially unaware!

This is like what I imagine people starting to jog do, I've done my 6 minutes of walking/running now that's enough. Back to the shitter and the Matthew Syed book I've been meaning to ingest while I do some uneating on the shitter

What’s the Syed book like?

Just at the prologue at the moment

The book or the shit?

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

This is the only reality tv I watch and I ain't ashamed to say I think its brilliant

Ditto.

The format headed by Ant and Dec really make it compulsive.

AllHailTheHen said:

Haven't caught any of it yet but i seriuously hope it doesnt end up with Shappi Khorsandi getting more TV coverage afterwards. Has she said anything funny yet seeing as she is billed as a "comedian"?

No but then Amir Khan hasn't punched anyone yet either.

charltonkeston said:

I woke up from my evening nap to hear my wife laughing at this programme. I gave it 5 minutes and decided to watch anything else.
About 30 years ago Clive James used to have TV series where each week he would show a clip of Japanese students being humiliated for the amusement of others, (endurance?).
I don't know if we have caught up with them or sunk to that level of TV entertainment.
No doubt this programme will be on in my house on a regular basis but surely my wife will stop finding "celebs" slug eating funny after so many times? (probably not)
Glad I've got Sky Q in other rooms.

Yep, you got it. Take an excellent idea & ruin it by having a load of C-list celebs, dad & wives of celebs, and a couple of has-beens. I think reading this thread is better than watching that tripe.

I expect you all missed the great documentary on BBC2 tonight about Labour & this years General Election.

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Jack Maynard out , lovely .