im a celebrity 2017

ricky_otto

ValleyGary said:

Too skinny

Boom said:

ValleyGary said:

Too skinny

And no cans.

= no good

paulie8290

Starts in 10 minutes must admit its my guilty pleasure
Early odds.

Jenny McAlpine 5/2
Jack Maynard 5/1
Georgia Toffolo 13/2
Stanley Johnson 7/1
Jamie Lomas 15/2
Dennis Wise 11/1
Shappi Khorsandi 12/1
Kezia Dugdale 14/1
Amir Khan 14/1
Rebekah Vardy 18/1
Vanessa White 20/1

CAFCsayer

Boris Johnson’s dad is Boris Johnson. Surely that is just him

Sillybilly

It’s only been on 20 minutes and they already seem like a bunch of a-holes. I guess that’s the point.

CAFCsayer

This is by far the least famous lineup they’ve ever had

Laddick01

They realised last year was boring so they've just compiled a bunch of the most annoying z listers possible.

i_b_b_o_r_g

Toff Toff Toff

CAFCsayer

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

Toff Toff Toff

Overrated

Talal

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

Toff Toff Toff

She's not even all that.

paulie8290

My predictions

Jamie Lomas will punch Stanley Johnson
Toff and Jack Maynard will get it on
Dennis wise will be a knob

Sillybilly

Wise looks as though he’s had some work done on his face.

ShootersHillGuru

Sillybilly said:

Wise looks as though he’s had some work done on his face.

Thousands of people would pay to do that.

Mendonca In Asdas

5 votes for Stanley.

Uboat

Solid cringe so far.

i_b_b_o_r_g

CAFCsayer said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

Toff Toff Toff

Overrated

Talal said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

Toff Toff Toff

She's not even all that.

I wouldn't crawl over her to get to the fat ginger northerner though.

Her posh voice does it every time for me

i_b_b_o_r_g

I can see Wise and Stanley coming out of this looking good

Already getting on me nerves are him out of Hollyoaks and the ginger one

iamdan

Toff is deeecent.
Vardy is a minger who I would kick out of bed.

Greenie Junior

I would give Toff a cuddle, the little rocket.

Vardys Mrs would 1000% be able to beat me up, get her on the plane to Russia and have her as a CDM enforcer.

Charltonparklane

Quality TV

Ben18

That bloke wobbling on that plank was classic. Hope someone adds some techno music and makes it into a video.

CAFCsayer

Greenie Junior said:

I would give Toff a cuddle, the little rocket.

Vardys Mrs would 1000% be able to beat me up, get her on the plane to Russia and have her as a CDM enforcer.

Would 100% do both

CAFCsayer

Toffs accent is fit as fuck

Laddick01

If she says darling one more time my TV is going out the window

Mendonca In Asdas

Laddick01 said:

If she says darling one more time my TV is going out the window

I need a new telly, can I stand outside your window?

CAFCsayer

Vardy looks like a younger Janice Dickenson

AFKABartram

Uboat said:

Solid cringe so far.

It's brilliant, love it

Uboat

I knew I'd seen Vardy's wife before.

Addickted

What has happened to Vardy's eyebrows?

stackitsteve

It's something I say every time I see it on TV but a skydive is something I would recommend absolutely everyone to do.
Incredible experience

guinnessaddick

Boris’ dad fucked up, like father, like son.