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Club announce plans to expand U21 staffing

Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,222
in General Charlton
http://www.cafc.co.uk/news/article/charlton-athletic-job-vacancy-assistant-kit-manager-2247816.aspx?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=Sendible&utm_campaign=RSS
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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318
    How about the kids clean the kit themselves, saves a few bob and allows us to sign another Goalkeeper or Defender!!
  • Valley11
    Valley11 Posts: 11,985
    People are going to get shirty about this
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,223
    Valley11 said:

    People are going to get shirty about this

    Leave me out of this!
  • kings hill addick
    kings hill addick Posts: 5,781
    I don't want to be critical but...

    I find this requirement funny:

    • To work in the laundry room this will include washing, drying, folding and putting away kits from training and matches. This is to be done to a high standard as required by the club and the Kit Manager

    Wash, dry, fold and put kit away to a high standard. Are there medium and low levels of standard to washing, drying, folding and putting away football kits?

    ;-)
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,222
    kings hill addick said:

    I don't want to be critical but...

    I find this requirement funny:

    • To work in the laundry room this will include washing, drying, folding and putting away kits from training and matches. This is to be done to a high standard as required by the club and the Kit Manager

    Wash, dry, fold and put kit away to a high standard. Are there medium and low levels of standard to washing, drying, folding and putting away football kits?

    ;-)

    Ask any woman married to a man whose never had to look after themselves ie most of them : - )
  • Dippenhall
    Dippenhall Posts: 3,919
    "As part of matchday duties, the post holder be in charge managing the kit"

    And be charge proof read communications.
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,764
    kings hill addick said:



    Wash, dry, fold and put kit away to a high standard. Are there medium and low levels of standard to washing, drying, folding and putting away football kits?

    ;-)

    Women will tell you there are.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    At least they haven't asked for 18 months experience in folding
  • kings hill addick
    kings hill addick Posts: 5,781
    AFKABartram said:

    At least they haven't asked for 18 months experience in folding

    That have asked for two years experience though. It doesn't specify if that is folding, washing or drying.
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  • kings hill addick
    kings hill addick Posts: 5,781
    D'you recon they have one of those t-shirt folding thingies that Sheldon used on the Big Bang Theory or do you think they fold them by hand?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Somewhere in Hungary, there is a junior kit man at Upjest desperate to take his kit folding to the next level, sitting with his hands in his head saying "why do I never catch a break"
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    20 applicants applied in the first hour, but recently fired Standard coach Ivan Vukomanovic has just been spotted walking into reception at The Valley with his suitcase and a box of Persil
  • kings hill addick
    kings hill addick Posts: 5,781
    Oakster said:

    20 applicants applied in the first hour, but recently fired Standard coach Ivan Vukomanovic has just been spotted walking into reception at The Valley with his suitcase and a box of Persil

    Did he have one of those t-shirt folding thingies that Sheldon uses on the Big Bang Theory?
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,784
    If only Powell held on a bit longer. He'd be great there...........
  • cafc999
    cafc999 Posts: 4,967
    Oakster said:

    20 applicants applied in the first hour, but recently fired Standard coach Ivan Vukomanovic has just been spotted walking into reception at The Valley with his suitcase and a box of Persil

    But can he fold to a high standard..??
  • kings hill addick
    kings hill addick Posts: 5,781

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twh-oF6VHUo
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    edited February 2015
    ForeverAddickted said:

    How about the kids clean the kit themselves, saves a few bob and allows us to sign another Goalkeeper or Defender!!

    We don't need another keeper, what's wrong with Bikey the way he tipped that one away late in he 2nd half on Saturday? :wink: Now another CB.................
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    Wash, fold, put away wtf does that mean? :blush:
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    cafc999 said:

    Oakster said:

    20 applicants applied in the first hour, but recently fired Standard coach Ivan Vukomanovic has just been spotted walking into reception at The Valley with his suitcase and a box of Persil

    But can he fold to a high standard..??
    He's been told to forget about using a quality brand like Persil, RD is going to send him over some old, unwanted Belgian washing powder - well past its use by date, but should be more than adequate for Championship level laundry
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  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Using this two-second fold technique, you'd be out the door and heading home by 9:30am.

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=An0mFZ3enhM
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Curbs 16/1
  • cashncarry
    cashncarry Posts: 980
    Henry Irving said:

    kings hill addick said:

    I don't want to be critical but...

    I find this requirement funny:

    • To work in the laundry room this will include washing, drying, folding and putting away kits from training and matches. This is to be done to a high standard as required by the club and the Kit Manager

    Wash, dry, fold and put kit away to a high standard. Are there medium and low levels of standard to washing, drying, folding and putting away football kits?

    ;-)

    Ask any woman married to a man whose never had to look after themselves ie most of them : - )
    Itsa not easy my mrs moaned at me for putting the pegs in the wrong places when i hung our washing out
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,222
    cashncarry said:

    Henry Irving said:

    kings hill addick said:

    I don't want to be critical but...

    I find this requirement funny:

    • To work in the laundry room this will include washing, drying, folding and putting away kits from training and matches. This is to be done to a high standard as required by the club and the Kit Manager

    Wash, dry, fold and put kit away to a high standard. Are there medium and low levels of standard to washing, drying, folding and putting away football kits?

    ;-)

    Ask any woman married to a man whose never had to look after themselves ie most of them : - )
    Itsa not easy my mrs moaned at me for putting the pegs in the wrong places when i hung our washing out
    Schoolboy error
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    cashncarry said:

    Henry Irving said:

    kings hill addick said:

    I don't want to be critical but...

    I find this requirement funny:

    • To work in the laundry room this will include washing, drying, folding and putting away kits from training and matches. This is to be done to a high standard as required by the club and the Kit Manager

    Wash, dry, fold and put kit away to a high standard. Are there medium and low levels of standard to washing, drying, folding and putting away football kits?

    ;-)

    Ask any woman married to a man whose never had to look after themselves ie most of them : - )
    Itsa not easy my mrs moaned at me for putting the pegs in the wrong places when i hung our washing out
    Good move. Did that nearly 40 years ago and guess what I've never had to hang the washing out since :wink:
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    RedChaser said:

    Wash, fold, put away wtf does that mean? :blush:

    Same here - I thought the fairies collected things from the "stinky basket" and the "floordrobe" and hung them up after doing the freshening farts on my clothes. You mean a person does this?

  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Is there really a precise science to peg usage?
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    edited February 2015
    Swisdom said:

    RedChaser said:

    Wash, fold, put away wtf does that mean? :blush:

    Same here - I thought the fairies collected things from the "stinky basket" and the "floordrobe" and hung them up after doing the freshening farts on my clothes. You mean a person does this?

    Mind you she gets a good salary........what's that love you want a cup of tea, two ticks.....must go :smiley:
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    AddickUpNorth said:

    Is there really a precise science to peg usage?

    Yes mate but just make a pigs ear of it trust me. :wink:
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your shorts?

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