Club announce plans to expand U21 staffing

Oggy Red

buckshee said:

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your shorts?

Granny, of course.

Everyone knows the old jokes, don't they .... ?

buckshee

Oggy Red said:

buckshee said:

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your shorts?

Granny, of course.

Everyone knows the old jokes, don't they .... ?

Nope , your penis obviously.

Scoham

I'll be disappointed if this position isn't filled by Friday night (pending a work permit of course).

cafckev

I was going to apply but as it said it needs to be cleaned to a high standard, i guess you'll need 160 Degrees!

Beckboy

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charltonkeston

Its a mystery to me
Every man/woman to his/her own trade.

Eynsfordaddick

Best laugh I have had in ages!

Atletico Addick

That's a bloody lot of requirements for someone to fold some shirts for the kids to wear.

Perhaps we should stick out one for a striker with the same high level of requirements.. as I'd say it's a little bit more important to the club than ironing a few kids shirts.

Raith_C_Chattonell

After reading some of the criteria its evident RD needn't apply:-

To be flexible and adaptable to change in a fast-paced environment

Good interpersonal skills with strong stakeholder ethos

Actively cooperate and communicate with others, fostering a culture of teamwork and collaboration

Excellent verbal and written communication skills

A healthy interest in sport / football