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Club announce plans to expand U21 staffing

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  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,955
    buckshee said:

    What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your shorts?

    Granny, of course.

    Everyone knows the old jokes, don't they .... ?



  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    Oggy Red said:

    buckshee said:

    What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your shorts?

    Granny, of course.

    Everyone knows the old jokes, don't they .... ?



    Nope , your penis obviously.
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,376
    I'll be disappointed if this position isn't filled by Friday night (pending a work permit of course).
  • cafckev
    cafckev Posts: 2,914
    I was going to apply but as it said it needs to be cleaned to a high standard, i guess you'll need 160 Degrees!
  • Beckboy
    Beckboy Posts: 1,682
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  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,362
    Its a mystery to me
    Every man/woman to his/her own trade.
  • Eynsfordaddick
    Eynsfordaddick Posts: 2,045
    Best laugh I have had in ages!
  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    That's a bloody lot of requirements for someone to fold some shirts for the kids to wear.

    Perhaps we should stick out one for a striker with the same high level of requirements.. as I'd say it's a little bit more important to the club than ironing a few kids shirts. :smiley:
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,680
    After reading some of the criteria its evident RD needn't apply:-

    To be flexible and adaptable to change in a fast-paced environment

    Good interpersonal skills with strong stakeholder ethos

    Actively cooperate and communicate with others, fostering a culture of teamwork and collaboration

    Excellent verbal and written communication skills

    A healthy interest in sport / football

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