How much would you bother to pick up?
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            You realize we have our biggest game of the season in 2 days right?31
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            You having a laugh or what?3
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            Once found a tenner walking the dog. That's my upper limit.0
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            £50 if I've run out of toilet paper.4
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            An eighth ...18
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            If see it I pick it up. There are always charity boxes to put it in.1
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            Got to be £15 then I can get into our biggest game of the season in 2 days...2
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            A penny, spit on it put in my pocket and wish for 3 points on Saturday1
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            I leave anything for those less fortunate than myself.1
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            Can I have my 20p back please ;-)12
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More unfortunate than living up north??AddickUpNorth said:I leave anything for those less fortunate than myself.
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            I don't even pick up my change off the counter in the newsagent if it is less than a pony.11
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            I can half remember a rhyme, 'see a penny pick it up..... can't remember the rest!0
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'Makes you look like a tight fecker'Slartibartfast said:I can half remember a rhyme, 'see a penny pick it up..... can't remember the rest!
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            All day long you'll have good luck0
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            That's it Mouts0
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...'You can hope for all you want but millwall will still beat us, f***'.Slartibartfast said:I can half remember a rhyme, 'see a penny pick it up..... can't remember the rest!
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            Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves.0
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            Please don't get all righteous on me but I am going to quote a phrase from 1980s school days
Jew Boy2 - 
            CL Thread of the Year1
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            Cracking thread. Family-friendly (on the most part) and has provoked some fantastic debate.
Me, I'd pick only up 50p or more. If you bother with any less than that you are clearly scum.4 - 
            I used to sit at the front of the East stand. Walking up the steps after a game, a young lad (18 ish) and I both spotted a £20 note on a step in front of us.
We knew we had both seen it and shot each other a glance. The lad told me how he was skint as he'd done his bollocks at the bookies.
Being a charitable soul (mug) - I told him to pick it up.
He thanked me and picked it up with a smile.
He then pulled apart two £20 notes, smiled even more and stuffed both of them in his pocket and strolled off!
I was so gobsmacked that he hadn't split the forty quid I didn't even give him any abuse.
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Hi Mr Ridgewellricky_otto said:£50 if I've run out of toilet paper.
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Wasn't Jesper Carrot was it?SuedeAdidas said:I used to sit at the front of the East stand. Walking up the steps after a game, a young lad (18 ish) and I both spotted a £20 note on a step in front of us.
We knew we had both seen it and shot each other a glance. The lad told me how he was skint as he'd done his bollocks at the bookies.
Being a charitable soul (mug) - I told him to pick it up.
He thanked me and picked it up with a smile.
He then pulled apart two £20 notes, smiled even more and stuffed both of them in his pocket and strolled off!
I was so gobsmacked that he hadn't split the forty quid I didn't even give him any abuse.
That event might have inspired a new TV show
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            It can't have been.
I think it would be impossible not to give Jasper Carrot abuse.1 - 
            10 Garys at a festival1
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            Spare a thought for @colthe3rd he's made a decent reference there and no ones having any of it. Tough crowd1
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            a quid - but I kick it first to make sure no one is playing the 'glue the pound to the floor' trick.2
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We used to shout "Jew rush" if anyone dropped money. Not saying it was right or funny just stating fact.PL54 said:Please don't get all righteous on me but I am going to quote a phrase from 1980s school days
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            I was at school with Dave Whelan and we used to shout, 'The Jews love to pick up money. They love it. But non-Jews do too. We all love to pick up money.'11
 
















