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Any news on Church...

hoof_it_up_to_bentyhoof_it_up_to_benty
in General Charlton
Are we going to hang on to him or will one of the big clubs come and poach him before the start of the season?
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    golfaddickgolfaddick
    I heard he told the club that he wasn't going to turn up for pre-season training.............
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    Dave2lDave2l
    That reminds me I'm gana take my new invention "the sarcasm detector" to dragons den.
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    CrayAddickCrayAddick
    Off to Spain last I heard.
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    IAIA
    CrayAddick said:

    Off to Spain last I heard.

    Thought he would have his holiday in Newcastle
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    shootershill2tropicsshootershill2tropics
    if he could get some on target shooting/poaching skills to go with his work ethic, we would have something there, but that subject is old - time to move on for him unless he has had a miraculously transformative holiday...
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    Wheresmeticket?Wheresmeticket?
    He's going to join a Sunday morning league.


    Church....


    Sunday morning....


    I'll get me coat.
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    MSE7MSE7
    Someone get him a one way ticket to Fiji. He is the most painful striker to watch ever
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    ValiantphilValiantphil
    Bought a farm with a big barn door so he can practice.
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    MickeyBennettMickeyBennett
    All joking aside, I never want to watch Church gently roll a one-one-one chance into the opposition Goalkeeper's arms ever again.
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    iaitchiaitch
    Darty Valiant said:


    Wheresmeticket? said:

    I'll get me coat.

    Did you not mean 'Aisle get me coat?'
    What font are you typing that in?
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    killerandflashkillerandflash
    When it comes to Church, I'm a great believer in disestablishmentism...
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    This is all very spiteful. How the hell do you think Churchy feels reading this banter from his OWN supporters?

    Hold on it's ok, he won't be able to find the "on" switch on his laptop!

    carry on...
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    cafcnick1992cafcnick1992
    edited June 2014
    It's ok he can't read English, only Welsh

    Rwyf wrth fy modd i chi Eglwys. Rhif un yng Nghymru!!
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    kentcrusaderkentcrusader
    sorry churchy, more than happy if he moves. Cannot fault his effort, but was poor. Brentford need a new striker!!
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    iaitchiaitch
    Oh yes he goes to Brentford and gets an opening day hat trick against.....
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    RedChaserRedChaser
    edited June 2014
    smudge7946 said:

    He's had a year to settle into the Valley.
    I can see him getting 20 goals this coming season.

    As he came from the valleys surely he should have hit the ground running............oh hang on a minute that was his strong point but failed score that many :-0
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    DeeBeeDeeBee
    smudge7946 said:

    He's had a year to settle into the Valley.
    I can see him getting 20 goals this coming season.

    Anyone remember that article in the SLP when his agent said he could get 20-30 goals? Bollocks
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    RedMistRedMist
    smudge7946 said:

    He's had a year to settle into the Valley.
    I can see him getting 20 goals this coming season.

    Can I flag this?

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    RedChaserRedChaser
    DeeBee said:

    smudge7946 said:

    He's had a year to settle into the Valley.
    I can see him getting 20 goals this coming season.

    Anyone remember that article in the SLP when his agent said he could get 20-30 goals? Bollocks
    Maybe that was per decade :-0
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    LeaburnForEnglandLeaburnForEngland
    RedChaser said:

    DeeBee said:

    smudge7946 said:

    He's had a year to settle into the Valley.
    I can see him getting 20 goals this coming season.

    Anyone remember that article in the SLP when his agent said he could get 20-30 goals? Bollocks
    Maybe that was per decade :-0
    Or on FIFA?

    edit: he can't push the button hard enough to shoot so not that
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    floydroadfaithfullfloydroadfaithfull
    100% effort
    2% shooting ability
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    LenGloverLenGlover
    iaitch said:

    Darty Valiant said:


    Wheresmeticket? said:

    I'll get me coat.

    Did you not mean 'Aisle get me coat?'
    What font are you typing that in?
    You need to altar it whatever it is
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    Ianaddick62Ianaddick62
    knowing our luck he would bite someone and still not get banned
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    shootershill2tropicsshootershill2tropics
    he seems a genuinely top chap and not without some footie spirit, so i would absolutely love it if he had acknowledged his shortcomings and worked tirelessly during the close season - or do you actual witnesses feel it is beyond him?
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    BedsaddickBedsaddick
    If he ever reads the over the top nonsense written about him on here i wouldn't be surprised if confidence isn't shot.
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    BedsaddickBedsaddick
    smudge7946 said:

    Bedsaddick said:

    If he ever reads the over the top nonsense written about him on here i wouldn't be surprised if confidence isn't shot.

    Even if it was. He would probably miss.
    Hilarious.
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    MSE7MSE7
    He can't buy a goal.
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