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hoof_it_up_to_benty
hoof_it_up_to_benty Posts: 22,443
in General Charlton
Are we going to hang on to him or will one of the big clubs come and poach him before the start of the season?
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  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,625
    I heard he told the club that he wasn't going to turn up for pre-season training.............
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,866
    That reminds me I'm gana take my new invention "the sarcasm detector" to dragons den.
  • CrayAddick
    CrayAddick Posts: 3,913
    Off to Spain last I heard.
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    CrayAddick said:

    Off to Spain last I heard.

    Thought he would have his holiday in Newcastle
  • shootershill2tropics
    shootershill2tropics Posts: 662
    if he could get some on target shooting/poaching skills to go with his work ethic, we would have something there, but that subject is old - time to move on for him unless he has had a miraculously transformative holiday...
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    He's going to join a Sunday morning league.


    Church....


    Sunday morning....


    I'll get me coat.
  • Darty Valiant
    Darty Valiant Posts: 618
    Wheresmeticket? said:

    I'll get me coat.

    Did you not mean 'Aisle get me coat?'
  • MSE7
    MSE7 Posts: 1,345
    Someone get him a one way ticket to Fiji. He is the most painful striker to watch ever
  • Valiantphil
    Valiantphil Posts: 6,410
    Bought a farm with a big barn door so he can practice.
  • MickeyBennett
    MickeyBennett Posts: 676
    All joking aside, I never want to watch Church gently roll a one-one-one chance into the opposition Goalkeeper's arms ever again.
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  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,225
    Darty Valiant said:


    Wheresmeticket? said:

    I'll get me coat.

    Did you not mean 'Aisle get me coat?'
    What font are you typing that in?
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,844
    When it comes to Church, I'm a great believer in disestablishmentism...
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,350
    This is all very spiteful. How the hell do you think Churchy feels reading this banter from his OWN supporters?

    Hold on it's ok, he won't be able to find the "on" switch on his laptop!

    carry on...
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,413
    edited June 2014
    It's ok he can't read English, only Welsh

    Rwyf wrth fy modd i chi Eglwys. Rhif un yng Nghymru!!
  • kentcrusader
    kentcrusader Posts: 69
    sorry churchy, more than happy if he moves. Cannot fault his effort, but was poor. Brentford need a new striker!!
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,225
    Oh yes he goes to Brentford and gets an opening day hat trick against.....
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    He's had a year to settle into the Valley.
    I can see him getting 20 goals this coming season.
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    edited June 2014
    smudge7946 said:

    He's had a year to settle into the Valley.
    I can see him getting 20 goals this coming season.

    As he came from the valleys surely he should have hit the ground running............oh hang on a minute that was his strong point but failed score that many :-0
  • DeeBee
    DeeBee Posts: 1,033
    smudge7946 said:

    He's had a year to settle into the Valley.
    I can see him getting 20 goals this coming season.

    Anyone remember that article in the SLP when his agent said he could get 20-30 goals? Bollocks
  • RedMist
    RedMist Posts: 1,404
    smudge7946 said:

    He's had a year to settle into the Valley.
    I can see him getting 20 goals this coming season.

    Can I flag this?

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  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    DeeBee said:

    smudge7946 said:

    He's had a year to settle into the Valley.
    I can see him getting 20 goals this coming season.

    Anyone remember that article in the SLP when his agent said he could get 20-30 goals? Bollocks
    Maybe that was per decade :-0
  • LeaburnForEngland
    LeaburnForEngland Posts: 2,291
    RedChaser said:

    DeeBee said:

    smudge7946 said:

    He's had a year to settle into the Valley.
    I can see him getting 20 goals this coming season.

    Anyone remember that article in the SLP when his agent said he could get 20-30 goals? Bollocks
    Maybe that was per decade :-0
    Or on FIFA?

    edit: he can't push the button hard enough to shoot so not that
  • floydroadfaithfull
    floydroadfaithfull Posts: 4,778
    100% effort
    2% shooting ability
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    iaitch said:

    Darty Valiant said:


    Wheresmeticket? said:

    I'll get me coat.

    Did you not mean 'Aisle get me coat?'
    What font are you typing that in?
    You need to altar it whatever it is
  • Ianaddick62
    Ianaddick62 Posts: 263
    knowing our luck he would bite someone and still not get banned
  • shootershill2tropics
    shootershill2tropics Posts: 662
    he seems a genuinely top chap and not without some footie spirit, so i would absolutely love it if he had acknowledged his shortcomings and worked tirelessly during the close season - or do you actual witnesses feel it is beyond him?
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,735
    If he ever reads the over the top nonsense written about him on here i wouldn't be surprised if confidence isn't shot.
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    Bedsaddick said:

    If he ever reads the over the top nonsense written about him on here i wouldn't be surprised if confidence isn't shot.

    Even if it was. He would probably miss.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,735
    smudge7946 said:

    Bedsaddick said:

    If he ever reads the over the top nonsense written about him on here i wouldn't be surprised if confidence isn't shot.

    Even if it was. He would probably miss.
    Hilarious.
  • MSE7
    MSE7 Posts: 1,345
    He can't buy a goal.

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