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Any news on Church...

Are we going to hang on to him or will one of the big clubs come and poach him before the start of the season?
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  • I heard he told the club that he wasn't going to turn up for pre-season training.............
  • That reminds me I'm gana take my new invention "the sarcasm detector" to dragons den.
  • Off to Spain last I heard.
  • Off to Spain last I heard.

    Thought he would have his holiday in Newcastle
  • if he could get some on target shooting/poaching skills to go with his work ethic, we would have something there, but that subject is old - time to move on for him unless he has had a miraculously transformative holiday...
  • He's going to join a Sunday morning league.


    Church....


    Sunday morning....


    I'll get me coat.
  • Someone get him a one way ticket to Fiji. He is the most painful striker to watch ever
  • Bought a farm with a big barn door so he can practice.
  • All joking aside, I never want to watch Church gently roll a one-one-one chance into the opposition Goalkeeper's arms ever again.
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  • I'll get me coat.

    Did you not mean 'Aisle get me coat?'
    What font are you typing that in?
  • When it comes to Church, I'm a great believer in disestablishmentism...
  • This is all very spiteful. How the hell do you think Churchy feels reading this banter from his OWN supporters?

    Hold on it's ok, he won't be able to find the "on" switch on his laptop!

    carry on...
  • edited June 2014
    It's ok he can't read English, only Welsh

    Rwyf wrth fy modd i chi Eglwys. Rhif un yng Nghymru!!
  • sorry churchy, more than happy if he moves. Cannot fault his effort, but was poor. Brentford need a new striker!!
  • Oh yes he goes to Brentford and gets an opening day hat trick against.....
  • edited June 2014

    He's had a year to settle into the Valley.
    I can see him getting 20 goals this coming season.

    As he came from the valleys surely he should have hit the ground running............oh hang on a minute that was his strong point but failed score that many :-0
  • He's had a year to settle into the Valley.
    I can see him getting 20 goals this coming season.

    Anyone remember that article in the SLP when his agent said he could get 20-30 goals? Bollocks
  • He's had a year to settle into the Valley.
    I can see him getting 20 goals this coming season.

    Can I flag this?

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  • DeeBee said:

    He's had a year to settle into the Valley.
    I can see him getting 20 goals this coming season.

    Anyone remember that article in the SLP when his agent said he could get 20-30 goals? Bollocks
    Maybe that was per decade :-0
  • RedChaser said:

    DeeBee said:

    He's had a year to settle into the Valley.
    I can see him getting 20 goals this coming season.

    Anyone remember that article in the SLP when his agent said he could get 20-30 goals? Bollocks
    Maybe that was per decade :-0
    Or on FIFA?

    edit: he can't push the button hard enough to shoot so not that
  • 100% effort
    2% shooting ability
  • iaitch said:


    I'll get me coat.

    Did you not mean 'Aisle get me coat?'
    What font are you typing that in?
    You need to altar it whatever it is
  • knowing our luck he would bite someone and still not get banned
  • he seems a genuinely top chap and not without some footie spirit, so i would absolutely love it if he had acknowledged his shortcomings and worked tirelessly during the close season - or do you actual witnesses feel it is beyond him?
  • If he ever reads the over the top nonsense written about him on here i wouldn't be surprised if confidence isn't shot.
  • If he ever reads the over the top nonsense written about him on here i wouldn't be surprised if confidence isn't shot.

    Even if it was. He would probably miss.
  • If he ever reads the over the top nonsense written about him on here i wouldn't be surprised if confidence isn't shot.

    Even if it was. He would probably miss.
    Hilarious.
  • He can't buy a goal.
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