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Things you do to annoy others

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  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,264
    Introduced Goldbridge to the football club 
  • CAFCTrev
    CAFCTrev Posts: 6,010
    Tell people to sit down at away games. 
  • This one's old but will work for generations. Refer to a boy's action figures as dolls. 
    My boy has to wear traditional outfits to school semi regularly. I always remark on what a beautiful dress he’s wearing.

    He hates it. 
  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    Good Tommy Cooper impression though! just needs the hat.
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,230
    Hal1x said:
    Good Tommy Cooper impression though! just needs the hat.
    I thought more like Max Bygraves impression…I wanna tell you a story…
  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    edited October 2024
    Solidgone said:
    Hal1x said:
    Good Tommy Cooper impression though! just needs the hat.
    I thought more like Max Bygraves impression…I wanna tell you a story…
    thats ridiculous!!......

    ......it was our 'enry!

     
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,525
    These are quite useful if you wanna annoy someone -



    Gaffer taping it to an office chair works
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,393
    edited October 2024
    Gribbo said:
    These are quite useful if you wanna annoy someone -



    Gaffer taping it to an office chair works
    I bought one to use whenever Ahadme scores. The fire chief told me that’s what they’re for.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,920
    Whenever someone in work comes up to me and says, "Can I ask you a question?" I have an annoying habit of replying "of course, you just did. Would you like to ask another?"

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  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,675
    My wife put the kibosh on a dream house move a few years ago because she was worried about the size of the local spiders. As a consequence I sometimes pick them up from my shed and deposit them in strategic locations around the house.
  • Gribbo said:
    These are quite useful if you wanna annoy someone -



    Gaffer taping it to an office chair works
    At former place of work we were having some major electrical work done. So there was a hut set up for the electricians stores and tea room. One of the older guys used to like a sleep mid morning and naturally the younger guys used to like to wake him up.
    One morning a couple of apprentices crept up behind the sleeping man and let the gas horn go right in his ear. They were absolutely pissing themselves but the old fella wasn't and was past being annoyed and had moved on to violence. Fortunately the young men could run a lot faster than older man. I really miss horse play in the workplace.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,729
    Things you do to annoy others. 





    I believe Nigel Farage is the greatest politician of his generation and fully deserves a Knitehood.



    There
    That should do it.
  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    Things you do to annoy others. 





    I believe Nigel Farage is the greatest politician of his generation and fully deserves a Knitehood.



    There
    That should do it.
    People who mis-spell Knighthood does if for me!
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,729
    Hal1x said:
    Things you do to annoy others. 





    I believe Nigel Farage is the greatest politician of his generation and fully deserves a Knitehood.



    There
    That should do it.
    People who mis-spell Knighthood does if for me!
    Bloody spellchecker  
  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    edited October 2024
    Hal1x said:
    Things you do to annoy others. 





    I believe Nigel Farage is the greatest politician of his generation and fully deserves a Knitehood.



    There
    That should do it.
    People who mis-spell Knighthood does if for me!
    Bloody spellchecker  
    Sack him and employ a new one.
  • Fart.
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,708
    Marry them
  • Bloody heck... I just asked the missus if there is anything I do thats annoying... "Lots" was her answer
  • fadgadget
    fadgadget Posts: 1,396
    Existing .

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  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,506
    Leave your wheelie bins out for days on end after they’ve been emptied….it’s akin to terrorising the neighbourhood.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,729
    Leave your wheelie bins out for days on end after they’ve been emptied….it’s akin to terrorising the neighbourhood.
    Do that in certain areas and they will get nicked. 
  • JamesSeed
    JamesSeed Posts: 17,391
    Hal1x said:
    Things you do to annoy others. 





    I believe Nigel Farage is the greatest politician of his generation and fully deserves a Knitehood.



    There
    That should do it.
    People who mis-spell Knighthood does if for me!
    Bloody spellchecker  
    Sack the spellchecker.
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,525
    Gribbo said:
    These are quite useful if you wanna annoy someone -



    Gaffer taping it to an office chair works
    At former place of work we were having some major electrical work done. So there was a hut set up for the electricians stores and tea room. One of the older guys used to like a sleep mid morning and naturally the younger guys used to like to wake him up.
    One morning a couple of apprentices crept up behind the sleeping man and let the gas horn go right in his ear. They were absolutely pissing themselves but the old fella wasn't and was past being annoyed and had moved on to violence. Fortunately the young men could run a lot faster than older man. I really miss horse play in the workplace.
    Some people just can't take a joke

    😉 
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,154
    Nothing I hope.

    To annoy people on purpose is a dickish thing to do. 
    But you do it so effortlessly 😜