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General Things That Annoy You thread - part 2

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  • Jeez.  They've just announced that Coronation Street is coming on and warned it contains violence.

    Back in the good old bad old days when I watched it they'd have a right good northern knees up int' Rovers with Ena on piano.  Must every ounce of joy be extracted in the name of reality?



    (25th December 1967).  


  • ross1 said:
    The above comments is why my wife insists on a home with two toilets when house hunting, which is what we have now
    Mate of mine and his wife went to see a show home on a new build estate. Took his little boy along as well.
    The little lad wandered off and found the toilet and proceeded to lay a massive turd in the un-plumbed toilet. When they realised they did a runner and left the estate agent to deal with it. 
  • People don't laugh at my shit jokes as much as I want them to 
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,909
    Try telling gags with a subject matter other than faeces?
  • Try telling gags with a subject matter other than faeces?
    Sounds shit 
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,468
    People that think the louder you give a dog commands the more likely it is to understand. 
    I’ll whisper this……yes, Mrs TCE you are included in that group.

    “Here” “Get here” Get here now” “Get the f*** here” are four different combinations in ten seconds, no wonder the dog didn’t understand. 
    But the dog has no recall, the dog has a recall but it’s not understanding what you want.
    Teach it to be the dog you want. 
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 11,125
    I find the command he always obeys is 'Rufus, do whatever the hell you like!'
    Works every time.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,742
    IdleHans said:
    I find the command he always obeys is 'Rufus, do whatever the hell you like!'
    Works every time.
    Other than when he got banged up 
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,350
    LenGlover said:
    IdleHans said:
    I find the command he always obeys is 'Rufus, do whatever the hell you like!'
    Works every time.
    Other than when he got banged up 
    Very clever!
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 27,137
    Just watched the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark with kids - they cut out the face melting bit when the nazis opened the Ark. 

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  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,254
    MrOneLung said:
    Just watched the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark with kids - they cut out the face melting bit when the nazis opened the Ark. 
    who did, the kids??
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,224
    How somehow Arsenal have evolved into becoming The Arsenal 
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,350
    How somehow Arsenal have evolved into becoming The Arsenal 
    That was their official name for a while (over 100 years ago) so it's just a regression to that. Next regression is back to Woolwich Arsenal ;)
  • Computers!!
    My PC has sounded like a Jumbo Jet taking off at times in the past, I've given it a good clean but havent been able to understand it - Got back from a morning of Photography today, started to transfer everything into the Hard Drive where all that is stored, but nothing wanted to transfer and the Hard Drive has started crashing.
    Have presumed Hard Drive Failure, so have started to transfer everything off said Drive to other locations, to avoid losing anything, at the end formatted the Drive, checked the cables to make sure nothing was loose, downloaded some Software to check the "Health" and it all seems fine
    Now I don't know what to bloody well think
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,235
    have you tried turning it off and on again?
  • iPhone updates. 
    Wake up one morning and the whole bloody thing looks different. Menu type things where I don’t want them, a camera update that I don’t understand etc etc. 
  • EugenesAxe
    EugenesAxe Posts: 3,671
    people who end a sentence with so...
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 8,009
    I didn’t mind it at first, but NJs favourite phrase “The best version of ourselves” is getting a bit old now. Especially as Curtis Fleming and some of the players are starting to use it too.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,855
    I didn’t mind it at first, but NJs favourite phrase “The best version of ourselves” is getting a bit old now. Especially as Curtis Fleming and some of the players are starting to use it too.
    I’d rather we were the shittest version of Man City. 
  • EugenesAxe
    EugenesAxe Posts: 3,671
    old people who use their age as an excuse for being rude

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  • EugenesAxe
    EugenesAxe Posts: 3,671
    people on the bus having a phone conversation on speakerphone
  • EugenesAxe
    EugenesAxe Posts: 3,671
    Brees inability to clear the first man with a set piece
  • EugenesAxe
    EugenesAxe Posts: 3,671
    YouTube's algorithm
  • EugenesAxe
    EugenesAxe Posts: 3,671
    White British men who talk in a Jamaican accent
  • EugenesAxe
    EugenesAxe Posts: 3,671
    Donald Trumps secret Putin love in
  • EugenesAxe
    EugenesAxe Posts: 3,671
    Think that's all
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,788
    old people who use their age as an excuse for being rude
    Bollocks 
  • Origami 
  • old people who use their age as an excuse for being rude
    Feck off
  • Origami 
    why?