In a pub. Bloke comes in worst for ware. Polite and sits down. He stumbles so this woman says he can't be in here and says he should leave as he is a disgrace cos he is drunk. Irony is is that he is in a pub that sells alcohol and above him is a sign saying "nobody gets out of here sober" meanwhile her dog is barking and pissing me off, yet if I dared say anything against her and her dog who is sniffing my bag which contains cheese (like any up-standing citizen should have in his bag), I would be the bad person.
In a pub. Bloke comes in worst for ware. Polite and sits down. He stumbles so this woman says he can't be in here and says he should leave as he is a disgrace cos he is drunk. Irony is is that he is in a pub that sells alcohol and above him is a sign saying "nobody gets out of here sober" meanwhile her dog is barking and pissing me off, yet if I dared say anything against her and her dog who is sniffing my bag which contains cheese (like any up-standing citizen should have in his bag), I would be the bad person.
In a pub. Bloke comes in worst for ware. Polite and sits down. He stumbles so this woman says he can't be in here and says he should leave as he is a disgrace cos he is drunk. Irony is is that he is in a pub that sells alcohol and above him is a sign saying "nobody gets out of here sober" meanwhile her dog is barking and pissing me off, yet if I dared say anything against her and her dog who is sniffing my bag which contains cheese (like any up-standing citizen should have in his bag), I would be the bad person.
Pharmacy staff. You cannot tell me it takes that long to but a little bottle into a paper bag. They will literally try and do anything else but serve customers.
Pharmacy staff. You cannot tell me it takes that long to but a little bottle into a paper bag. They will literally try and do anything else but serve customers.
you need a new Chemists, mine sorted mine out in about three minutes friday, and they had to prepare it on the spot.
Pharmacy staff. You cannot tell me it takes that long to but a little bottle into a paper bag. They will literally try and do anything else but serve customers.
They have to be careful to give out the correct prescription for genital warts mate
Pharmacy staff. You cannot tell me it takes that long to but a little bottle into a paper bag. They will literally try and do anything else but serve customers.
They have to be careful to give out the correct prescription for genital warts mate
Last time they mixed up my sleeping pills with viagra. I went to bed and had 40 wanks.
Morrisons express checkout today, took 25 minutes to pay for my shopping.
Sounds like you need to get a bit quicker then
Actually there was nothing funny about it. Went to pay with chip and pin, because I have a £30 contactless limit, the machine wouldn't recognise my card. called the member of staff over - one bloke doing the express checkouts, both the basket and trolley areas, I had a small trolley. He thought it was my card, I said it's only a month old, it's not worn out.
After about 5 minutes he managed to get me to the PIN number part of things and fucked off. It would not accept my PIN, I eventually managed to get his attention. He came back, messed about again, I was like look I'll go and draw the cash out from the ATM. Cant do that he says, this is a card only checkout.
He said he'd print me a suspended payment slip that I could take to customer services, the machine duly issued some nonsensical garbled ticket, which lead to him looking inside the machine, which looked like some out of control origami experiment.
The icing on the rancid cake was queuing up at customer services, first person at the kiosk was trading multiple winning lottery scratch cards for new ones. The next customer wanted to buy a carrier bag, for which the member of staff had to leave the kiosk to go get one, because the carrier bags are hidden away from customers, due to continued theft. Handed my receipt over only to be told it wouldn't scan so the woman had to enter the details manually.
The Dull Men's Club bit:
Male, 62, fat, crippled, uses crutches and a walking stick, profoundly deaf in my left ear, not much better in my right ear. No banana for reference, due to panic buying
Doesn't 'annoy' me but don't know where else to post this.
Manze's pie and mash shop in Deptford is closing this month after being open for 100+ years. What a shame. Feel like these places should be preserved somehow as protected community assets.
Morrisons express checkout today, took 25 minutes to pay for my shopping.
Sounds like you need to get a bit quicker then
Actually there was nothing funny about it. Went to pay with chip and pin, because I have a £30 contactless limit, the machine wouldn't recognise my card. called the member of staff over - one bloke doing the express checkouts, both the basket and trolley areas, I had a small trolley. He thought it was my card, I said it's only a month old, it's not worn out.
After about 5 minutes he managed to get me to the PIN number part of things and fucked off. It would not accept my PIN, I eventually managed to get his attention. He came back, messed about again, I was like look I'll go and draw the cash out from the ATM. Cant do that he says, this is a card only checkout.
He said he'd print me a suspended payment slip that I could take to customer services, the machine duly issued some nonsensical garbled ticket, which lead to him looking inside the machine, which looked like some out of control origami experiment.
The icing on the rancid cake was queuing up at customer services, first person at the kiosk was trading multiple winning lottery scratch cards for new ones. The next customer wanted to buy a carrier bag, for which the member of staff had to leave the kiosk to go get one, because the carrier bags are hidden away from customers, due to continued theft. Handed my receipt over only to be told it wouldn't scan so the woman had to enter the details manually.
The Dull Men's Club bit:
Male, 62, fat, crippled, uses crutches and a walking stick, profoundly deaf in my left ear, not much better in my right ear. No banana for reference, due to panic buying
Don't you know there is now a £200 free shop lifting allowance that was announced by the police a couple of years ago? It's much less faff tbf.
Morrisons express checkout today, took 25 minutes to pay for my shopping.
Sounds like you need to get a bit quicker then
Actually there was nothing funny about it. Went to pay with chip and pin, because I have a £30 contactless limit, the machine wouldn't recognise my card. called the member of staff over - one bloke doing the express checkouts, both the basket and trolley areas, I had a small trolley. He thought it was my card, I said it's only a month old, it's not worn out.
After about 5 minutes he managed to get me to the PIN number part of things and fucked off. It would not accept my PIN, I eventually managed to get his attention. He came back, messed about again, I was like look I'll go and draw the cash out from the ATM. Cant do that he says, this is a card only checkout.
He said he'd print me a suspended payment slip that I could take to customer services, the machine duly issued some nonsensical garbled ticket, which lead to him looking inside the machine, which looked like some out of control origami experiment.
The icing on the rancid cake was queuing up at customer services, first person at the kiosk was trading multiple winning lottery scratch cards for new ones. The next customer wanted to buy a carrier bag, for which the member of staff had to leave the kiosk to go get one, because the carrier bags are hidden away from customers, due to continued theft. Handed my receipt over only to be told it wouldn't scan so the woman had to enter the details manually.
The Dull Men's Club bit:
Male, 62, fat, crippled, uses crutches and a walking stick, profoundly deaf in my left ear, not much better in my right ear. No banana for reference, due to panic buying
You’ve got far more patience than me. I’d have left the items at the till and fucked off after the machine wouldn’t accept my pin.
Morrisons express checkout today, took 25 minutes to pay for my shopping.
Sounds like you need to get a bit quicker then
Actually there was nothing funny about it. Went to pay with chip and pin, because I have a £30 contactless limit, the machine wouldn't recognise my card. called the member of staff over - one bloke doing the express checkouts, both the basket and trolley areas, I had a small trolley. He thought it was my card, I said it's only a month old, it's not worn out.
After about 5 minutes he managed to get me to the PIN number part of things and fucked off. It would not accept my PIN, I eventually managed to get his attention. He came back, messed about again, I was like look I'll go and draw the cash out from the ATM. Cant do that he says, this is a card only checkout.
He said he'd print me a suspended payment slip that I could take to customer services, the machine duly issued some nonsensical garbled ticket, which lead to him looking inside the machine, which looked like some out of control origami experiment.
The icing on the rancid cake was queuing up at customer services, first person at the kiosk was trading multiple winning lottery scratch cards for new ones. The next customer wanted to buy a carrier bag, for which the member of staff had to leave the kiosk to go get one, because the carrier bags are hidden away from customers, due to continued theft. Handed my receipt over only to be told it wouldn't scan so the woman had to enter the details manually.
The Dull Men's Club bit:
Male, 62, fat, crippled, uses crutches and a walking stick, profoundly deaf in my left ear, not much better in my right ear. No banana for reference, due to panic buying
You’ve got far more patience than me. I’d have left the items at the till and fucked off after the machine wouldn’t accept my pin.
how is that the stores fault? and how will getting a member of staff to return all that stuff to the shelf going to free up better customer service?
Morrisons express checkout today, took 25 minutes to pay for my shopping.
Sounds like you need to get a bit quicker then
Actually there was nothing funny about it. Went to pay with chip and pin, because I have a £30 contactless limit, the machine wouldn't recognise my card. called the member of staff over - one bloke doing the express checkouts, both the basket and trolley areas, I had a small trolley. He thought it was my card, I said it's only a month old, it's not worn out.
After about 5 minutes he managed to get me to the PIN number part of things and fucked off. It would not accept my PIN, I eventually managed to get his attention. He came back, messed about again, I was like look I'll go and draw the cash out from the ATM. Cant do that he says, this is a card only checkout.
He said he'd print me a suspended payment slip that I could take to customer services, the machine duly issued some nonsensical garbled ticket, which lead to him looking inside the machine, which looked like some out of control origami experiment.
The icing on the rancid cake was queuing up at customer services, first person at the kiosk was trading multiple winning lottery scratch cards for new ones. The next customer wanted to buy a carrier bag, for which the member of staff had to leave the kiosk to go get one, because the carrier bags are hidden away from customers, due to continued theft. Handed my receipt over only to be told it wouldn't scan so the woman had to enter the details manually.
The Dull Men's Club bit:
Male, 62, fat, crippled, uses crutches and a walking stick, profoundly deaf in my left ear, not much better in my right ear. No banana for reference, due to panic buying
You’ve got far more patience than me. I’d have left the items at the till and fucked off after the machine wouldn’t accept my pin.
how is that the stores fault? and how will getting a member of staff to return all that stuff to the shelf going to free up better customer service?
I don’t think that either of those thoughts were at the forefront of his mind when making the comment. It wouldn’t be with me either.
I also would have just dumped it and walked out for what it’s worth.
Morrisons express checkout today, took 25 minutes to pay for my shopping.
Sounds like you need to get a bit quicker then
Actually there was nothing funny about it. Went to pay with chip and pin, because I have a £30 contactless limit, the machine wouldn't recognise my card. called the member of staff over - one bloke doing the express checkouts, both the basket and trolley areas, I had a small trolley. He thought it was my card, I said it's only a month old, it's not worn out.
After about 5 minutes he managed to get me to the PIN number part of things and fucked off. It would not accept my PIN, I eventually managed to get his attention. He came back, messed about again, I was like look I'll go and draw the cash out from the ATM. Cant do that he says, this is a card only checkout.
He said he'd print me a suspended payment slip that I could take to customer services, the machine duly issued some nonsensical garbled ticket, which lead to him looking inside the machine, which looked like some out of control origami experiment.
The icing on the rancid cake was queuing up at customer services, first person at the kiosk was trading multiple winning lottery scratch cards for new ones. The next customer wanted to buy a carrier bag, for which the member of staff had to leave the kiosk to go get one, because the carrier bags are hidden away from customers, due to continued theft. Handed my receipt over only to be told it wouldn't scan so the woman had to enter the details manually.
The Dull Men's Club bit:
Male, 62, fat, crippled, uses crutches and a walking stick, profoundly deaf in my left ear, not much better in my right ear. No banana for reference, due to panic buying
You’ve got far more patience than me. I’d have left the items at the till and fucked off after the machine wouldn’t accept my pin.
how is that the stores fault? and how will getting a member of staff to return all that stuff to the shelf going to free up better customer service?
He said they only had one member of staff for two sections of express checkouts. That’s not enough. I’d say understaffing is the store’s fault.
Designer anything that includes their name; sunglasses, clothes and shopping bags that you pay stupid money for you to advertise their product for free???
I turn shopping bags inside out, refuse to buy RaeBurns as their name is on the front of the lens, always tuck my shirt in my trousers so that nobody can see the logo of my underpants etc etc.
Not forgetting the other dozen or so pissed off customers standing at their express checkouts with red flashing lights, cos the bloke (being the only employee working the express checkouts) had to spend so much time on my payment problem, which was a store system failure and nothing to do with me because my card worked first time elsewhere in store. Morrisons treat their staff and customers like shit, complaint registered and escalated.
I was shopping for my wife, otherwise I'd been in Sainsbury's using smart shop, which has yet to fail on me.
When you hold off and hold off and hold off making an absolute killer comment on a thread that you can see is going to get closed but finally give in...only to find it's been closed in the 3 minutes it took you to compose your top notch, thread winning post.
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After about 5 minutes he managed to get me to the PIN number part of things and fucked off. It would not accept my PIN, I eventually managed to get his attention. He came back, messed about again, I was like look I'll go and draw the cash out from the ATM. Cant do that he says, this is a card only checkout.
He said he'd print me a suspended payment slip that I could take to customer services, the machine duly issued some nonsensical garbled ticket, which lead to him looking inside the machine, which looked like some out of control origami experiment.
The icing on the rancid cake was queuing up at customer services, first person at the kiosk was trading multiple winning lottery scratch cards for new ones. The next customer wanted to buy a carrier bag, for which the member of staff had to leave the kiosk to go get one, because the carrier bags are hidden away from customers, due to continued theft. Handed my receipt over only to be told it wouldn't scan so the woman had to enter the details manually.
The Dull Men's Club bit:
Male, 62, fat, crippled, uses crutches and a walking stick, profoundly deaf in my left ear, not much better in my right ear. No banana for reference, due to panic buying
Manze's pie and mash shop in Deptford is closing this month after being open for 100+ years. What a shame. Feel like these places should be preserved somehow as protected community assets.
It's much less faff tbf.
Couple of hours later get another email from Hastings Direct... Sorry that email wasnt meant for you... Please ignore it!!
I mean how am I going to pay for the hookers I've already booked!!
I turn shopping bags inside out, refuse to buy RaeBurns as their name is on the front of the lens, always tuck my shirt in my trousers so that nobody can see the logo of my underpants etc etc.
I was shopping for my wife, otherwise I'd been in Sainsbury's using smart shop, which has yet to fail on me.
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