General Things That Annoy You thread - part 2

North Lower Neil

Raith_C_Chattonell said:

Happy people moaning that Bexley council should've faced the Christmas decorations in favour of the one way system in Nuxley Road. 

For me they sum up the situation exactly right.  

Reminds me of Nessa!

Karim_myBagheri

Marketing slogans. 

Arriva buses with the slogan "making everyday journey sparkle." 

Perfume adverts have some of the worst. Saw a perfume advert yesterday with the slogan "freedom waits for no one" 

Castore with their "better never stops" 
I wish they would all just Stop with this saatchi and saatchi bullshit. 

Macronate

Everything in December having ‘mas’ at the end.

Sky are at it with ‘Footballdartsmas’ just because they’re both on over the festive period.

And there’s a pet ad on the radio referencing ‘Petsmas’.

Just say the normal words you morons.

DaveMehmet

Macronate said:

Everything in December having ‘mas’ at the end.

Sky are at it with ‘Footballdartsmas’ just because they’re both on over the festive period.

And there’s a pet ad on the radio referencing ‘Petsmas’.

Just say the normal words you morons.

Christ

ForeverAddickted

Macronate said:

Everything in December having ‘mas’ at the end.

Sky are at it with ‘Footballdartsmas’ just because they’re both on over the festive period.

And there’s a pet ad on the radio referencing ‘Petsmas’.

Just say the normal words you morons.

Calm down - No need to have a stropmas

IdleHans

Macronate said:

Everything in December having ‘mas’ at the end.

Sky are at it with ‘Footballdartsmas’ just because they’re both on over the festive period.

And there’s a pet ad on the radio referencing ‘Petsmas’.

Just say the normal words you morons.

Cheer up you miserable sod - its Christmasmas!

Macronate

I knew this would happen.

Solidgone

…and talking about Christmas. I was in Selfridges and entered the Christmas shop trying without succeeding to get into the Christmas mood but then I heard or misheard a song which I thought the lyrics were “Christmas wont be Christmas with a Jew… I know there are a lot of Arabs/muslims that use Selfridges but that was taking things too far. I then realised that she was singing Christmas wont be Christmas without you. I must get my hearing tested!

guinnessaddick

IdleHans said:

Macronate said:

Everything in December having ‘mas’ at the end.

Sky are at it with ‘Footballdartsmas’ just because they’re both on over the festive period.

And there’s a pet ad on the radio referencing ‘Petsmas’.

Just say the normal words you morons.

Cheer up you miserable sod - its Christmasmas!

X

DaveMehmet

Solidgone said:

…and talking about Christmas. I was in Selfridges and entered the Christmas shop trying without succeeding to get into the Christmas mood but then I heard or misheard a song which I thought the lyrics were “Christmas wont be Christmas with a Jew… I know there are a lot of Arabs/muslims that use Selfridges but that was taking things too far. I then realised that she was singing Christmas wont be Christmas without you. I must get my hearing tested!

I went in there on Saturday, it was a nightmare. So packed.

ForeverAddickted

Macronate said:

I knew this would happen.

Amateurmas!!

Hal1x

Solidgone said:

…and talking about Christmas. I was in Selfridges and entered the Christmas shop trying without succeeding to get into the Christmas mood but then I heard or misheard a song which I thought the lyrics were “Christmas wont be Christmas with a Jew… I know there are a lot of Arabs/muslims that use Selfridges but that was taking things too far. I then realised that she was singing Christmas wont be Christmas without you. I must get my hearing tested!

DeafMas