I don't think there is a word in the English language that describes adequately just how slow our attacking moves are.
You could play footage of our counter attacks on fast forward, as though it was a 1920s silent comedy (with an appropriate soundtrack), and it would still seem ponderous.
The only thing that's too quick is players moving offside prior to putting the ball into the back if the net. Yes, I'm looking at you there Kirk.
Corner headed clear by Ness, Cheltenham try to come forwas, Payne makes a great tackle to nick the ball, goes wide to Fraser who switches over to Kirk who shoots from an angle and gets it in the net but the lino flags for offside. Replays are inconclusive as to whether he was or not.
I don't think there is a word in the English language that describes adequately just how slow our attacking moves are.
You could play footage of our counter attacks on fast forward, as though it was a 1920s silent comedy (with an appropriate soundtrack), and it would still seem ponderous.
The only thing that's too quick is players moving offside prior to putting the ball into the back if the net. Yes, I'm looking at you there Kirk.
Thank you for that. It’s the first time I’ve smiled this evening 🙂
This has been better than recent performances, especially when you consider who we have playing, but I still don't get the sense we are going to score anytime soon.
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You could play footage of our counter attacks on fast forward, as though it was a 1920s silent comedy (with an appropriate soundtrack), and it would still seem ponderous.
The only thing that's too quick is players moving offside prior to putting the ball into the back if the net. Yes, I'm looking at you there Kirk.
Was.
Shite.
0-1
Goalkeepers trying to play as defenders.
And then disaster at the back
Though I have a nasty suspicion that it is...
That's Albie Morgan's fault clearly.