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Fantasies that helps you cope with domestic chores

When I was a teenager having to do the washing up, I use to egg myself on by imagining that every cup I washed is a future sexual encounter. It did the trick for me, I used to collect all of them from all around the forgotten spaces, even the ones mum turned into pot plants.

We never bought a dishwasher, 'maybe that's why'...

Have you got one of these coping strategies? 

Should I apply for funding..?

Over to you
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  • Hilarious, sticking a bit of music normally does the trick for me hahaha
  • Alas, after all that. You could have just washed the one cup. Alone.
  • edited October 1
    Waiting for @DaveMehmet
    This thread has his moniker all over it.
  • When I was a teenager having to do the washing up, I use to egg myself on by imagining that every cup I washed is a future sexual encounter. It did the trick for me, I used to collect all of them from all around the forgotten spaces, even the ones mum turned into pot plants.

    We never bought a dishwasher, 'maybe that's why'...

    Have you got one of these coping strategies? 

    Should I apply for funding..?

    Over to you
    Wtf I have just read.
    Yeah I know. Cups as plant pots?!
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  • Redhenry said:
    ket?
    Probably, you always end up in a hole.
  • edited October 1
    Can’t wait to see further posts … totally surreal  :D
  • When I was a teenager having to do the washing up, I use to egg myself on by imagining that every cup I washed is a future sexual encounter. It did the trick for me, I used to collect all of them from all around the forgotten spaces, even the ones mum turned into pot plants.

    We never bought a dishwasher, 'maybe that's why'...

    Have you got one of these coping strategies? 

    Should I apply for funding..?

    Over to you
    Well, at least the cup washing will have helped prepare for "a future sexual encounter", if only by strengthening your wrist....
  • Is that NA ? Attempting to take our minds off of the current run of form ?
    Wtf is that changing room routine about ? 😂😂😂
  • When I was a teenager having to do the washing up, I use to egg myself on by imagining that every cup I washed is a future sexual encounter. It did the trick for me, I used to collect all of them from all around the forgotten spaces, even the ones mum turned into pot plants.

    We never bought a dishwasher, 'maybe that's why'...

    Have you got one of these coping strategies? 

    Should I apply for funding..?

    Over to you
    What did you get for a jug?
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  • At a camp site shower cubicle - my feet are wet, about to put my jocks on. Inspired by watching the olympics earlier my two legs are now the last remaining competitors at the gymnastics final. Each one is being marked for how dry is its entry through the opening. Brush against any part of the fabric and points are deducted. On the right is the reigning Russian champion scores a near perfect 9.85 sensationally beaten by a perfect 10 from a complete unknown Andoran qualifier from the unfancied left side. What a memorable final... 
    u k hun?
  • edited October 2
    At a camp site shower cubicle - my feet are wet, about to put my jocks on. Inspired by watching the olympics earlier my two legs are now the last remaining competitors at the gymnastics final. Each one is being marked for how dry is its entry through the opening. Brush against any part of the fabric and points are deducted. On the right is the reigning Russian champion scores a near perfect 9.85 sensationally beaten by a perfect 10 from a complete unknown Andoran qualifier from the unfancied left side. What a memorable final... 
    Sounds like one of these "imagine doing it & it will happen" things.

    Like they tell golfers before a vital putt to imagine the ball rolling into the hole.

    That or the OP is on drugs. 

    PS. I read the above as "putting my crocks on" .....as in the flip flop type footwear. Which makes more sense.
  • You’re lucky Millwall Online is down, they would be all over this 😂
    Classic Millwall porn thread ?
  • edited October 2
    When I'm cleaning my coins with Cillet Bang, I imagine each coin is one of Roland's teeth and I'm trying to restore them to their right colour.


  • Every time I have a shag I imagine I'm washing up a cup.
    At least you aren’t imagine shagging a cup.
  • edited October 2
    When ever I’m cleaning up I always fantasise about this 2 honeys being around and really getting in between the cracks….whilst following them around screaming “Hi I’m Barry Scott” over and over again. 


  • Washing up cups may be one thing, but Cup Semi-Finals over two legs are another. You get the build-up before the first leg, the relief after the second leg and the raising of hope between the two legs. 
  • When performing the conjugal with Mrs Cordy I do tend to fantasise about doing the washing up. 
    You and Blackpool72 seem to be starting a trend.
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