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Fantasies that helps you cope with domestic chores

LennyLowrentLennyLowrent
in Not Sports Related
When I was a teenager having to do the washing up, I use to egg myself on by imagining that every cup I washed is a future sexual encounter. It did the trick for me, I used to collect all of them from all around the forgotten spaces, even the ones mum turned into pot plants.

We never bought a dishwasher, 'maybe that's why'...

Have you got one of these coping strategies? 

Should I apply for funding..?

Over to you
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    CH4RLTONCH4RLTON
    Hilarious, sticking a bit of music normally does the trick for me hahaha
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    To_Be_FranckTo_Be_Franck
    Alas, after all that. You could have just washed the one cup. Alone.
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    ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    edited October 2021
    Waiting for @DaveMehmet
    This thread has his moniker all over it.
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    Karim_myBagheriKarim_myBagheri
    EricBanterna said:
    LennyLowrent said:
    When I was a teenager having to do the washing up, I use to egg myself on by imagining that every cup I washed is a future sexual encounter. It did the trick for me, I used to collect all of them from all around the forgotten spaces, even the ones mum turned into pot plants.

    We never bought a dishwasher, 'maybe that's why'...

    Have you got one of these coping strategies? 

    Should I apply for funding..?

    Over to you
    Wtf I have just read.
    Yeah I know. Cups as plant pots?!
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    Karim_myBagheriKarim_myBagheri
    Erm... 
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    RedhenryRedhenry
    ket?
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    EricBanternaEricBanterna
    Redhenry said:
    ket?
    Probably, you always end up in a hole.
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    stonemusestonemuse
    edited October 2021
    Can’t wait to see further posts … totally surreal  :D
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    NornIrishAddickNornIrishAddick
    LennyLowrent said:
    When I was a teenager having to do the washing up, I use to egg myself on by imagining that every cup I washed is a future sexual encounter. It did the trick for me, I used to collect all of them from all around the forgotten spaces, even the ones mum turned into pot plants.

    We never bought a dishwasher, 'maybe that's why'...

    Have you got one of these coping strategies? 

    Should I apply for funding..?

    Over to you
    Well, at least the cup washing will have helped prepare for "a future sexual encounter", if only by strengthening your wrist....
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    AndyGAndyG
    Is that NA ? Attempting to take our minds off of the current run of form ?
    Wtf is that changing room routine about ? 😂😂😂
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    North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    LennyLowrent said:
    When I was a teenager having to do the washing up, I use to egg myself on by imagining that every cup I washed is a future sexual encounter. It did the trick for me, I used to collect all of them from all around the forgotten spaces, even the ones mum turned into pot plants.

    We never bought a dishwasher, 'maybe that's why'...

    Have you got one of these coping strategies? 

    Should I apply for funding..?

    Over to you
    What did you get for a jug?
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    GarrymanilowGarrymanilow
    LennyLowrent said:
    At a camp site shower cubicle - my feet are wet, about to put my jocks on. Inspired by watching the olympics earlier my two legs are now the last remaining competitors at the gymnastics final. Each one is being marked for how dry is its entry through the opening. Brush against any part of the fabric and points are deducted. On the right is the reigning Russian champion scores a near perfect 9.85 sensationally beaten by a perfect 10 from a complete unknown Andoran qualifier from the unfancied left side. What a memorable final... 
    u k hun?
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    golfaddickgolfaddick
    edited October 2021
    LennyLowrent said:
    At a camp site shower cubicle - my feet are wet, about to put my jocks on. Inspired by watching the olympics earlier my two legs are now the last remaining competitors at the gymnastics final. Each one is being marked for how dry is its entry through the opening. Brush against any part of the fabric and points are deducted. On the right is the reigning Russian champion scores a near perfect 9.85 sensationally beaten by a perfect 10 from a complete unknown Andoran qualifier from the unfancied left side. What a memorable final... 
    Sounds like one of these "imagine doing it & it will happen" things.

    Like they tell golfers before a vital putt to imagine the ball rolling into the hole.

    That or the OP is on drugs. 

    PS. I read the above as "putting my crocks on" .....as in the flip flop type footwear. Which makes more sense.
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    letthegoodtimesrollletthegoodtimesroll
    MillwallFan said:
    You’re lucky Millwall Online is down, they would be all over this 😂
    Classic Millwall porn thread ?
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    man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    edited October 2021
    When I'm cleaning my coins with Cillet Bang, I imagine each coin is one of Roland's teeth and I'm trying to restore them to their right colour.


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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    blackpool72 said:
    Every time I have a shag I imagine I'm washing up a cup.
    At least you aren’t imagine shagging a cup.
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    edited October 2021
    When ever I’m cleaning up I always fantasise about this 2 honeys being around and really getting in between the cracks….whilst following them around screaming “Hi I’m Barry Scott” over and over again. 


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    thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    Washing up cups may be one thing, but Cup Semi-Finals over two legs are another. You get the build-up before the first leg, the relief after the second leg and the raising of hope between the two legs. 
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    BlackheathenBlackheathen
    Cordoban Addick said:
    When performing the conjugal with Mrs Cordy I do tend to fantasise about doing the washing up. 
    You and Blackpool72 seem to be starting a trend.
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