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Rumours Rumours - Summer 2021 edition (Deadline Day from p814)

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  • It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar!  That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances!  Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind! 
    The person we had at school,  our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.

    He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion. 
    It just really pisses me!  Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important!  😜
    It’s a well known fact that these people also drive BMW’s. 
  • CH4RLTON said:
    I have absolutely nothing to back this up with but just have a strange feeling theres going to be a bit of activity on here today.
    Yeah, but it will be mainly fish puns & discussions over who really shot JFK.
    Nah, that was so yesterday's news, someone will come up with a flash of inspiration, won't they......
    Yesterday was the Soviet five year plan, today it’s all about Mao’s little red book. 
  • CH4RLTON said:
    I have absolutely nothing to back this up with but just have a strange feeling theres going to be a bit of activity on here today.
    Yeah, but it will be mainly fish puns & discussions over who really shot JFK.
    Nah, that was so yesterday's news, someone will come up with a flash of inspiration, won't they......
    Yesterday was the Soviet five year plan, today it’s all about Mao’s little red book. 
    Yesterday was ex American President day.
  • edited June 2021
    PWADDICK said:
    Chuks splashing that signing on money I see
    Don’t get too excited - he only bought a carrier bag.
    Where is his face covering? 
    Could be put the front of the shop? 
  • It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar!  That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances!  Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind! 
    The person we had at school,  our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.

    He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion. 
    It just really pisses me!  Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important!  😜
    It’s a well known fact that these people also drive BMW’s. 
     You couldn't  pay me to drive a BMW !  Actually not quite true. I had one as a company car.  Awful cars really.  They attract thieves and loonies who hate BMW owners.  

    First day I had it it was broken into at Charlton. Up until 1 am while it was repaired so I could drive to Gateick to go to Brussels for a meeting.

    Invariably other drivers cut you up or try to race you. Or even threaten you. 

    Horrible rear wheel drive cars with heavy steering and heavier clutch. 
    BMW  Buses Made in Workington is a suitable description. 

    There must have been an outbreak of small penises since I had one judging by the number on the roads now if that assertion is true. 
    So you’re the reason!
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  • SamE7 said:
    DOUCHER said:
    SamE7 said:
    DOUCHER said:
    Cafc43v3r said:
    DOUCHER said:
    Maccn05 said:
    Wigan have signed Max Power today to follow up the signing of Cousins yesterday… they could be a real problem next season 

    … and it’s means that ‘spotty kid on Twitter’ that everyone was knocking is at least 25% right so far 👍🏼
    I don’t rate him at all and neither did the Sunderland fans the last two seasons . 
    Cousins and Power …..blimey can you imagine reaction if we brought them !!!!!

    Would not worry to much about Wigan if this is the level of player there getting 
    BOUGHT !!!!!!!!!!
    They haven't bought either of them have they?  They have however brought them in. 
    just no - happy to have the discussion - depends how bored u r 

    YOU !!!!!!!!!!
    ARE !!!!!!!!!!

    Also, while we're policing grammar; incorrect use of hyphens. You should have gone for, 'Just no. Happy to have the discussion, depends how bored you are.'
    nothing to do with grammar - i use hyphons coz its easy, not coz i think its grammatically correct  - people that say brought instead of bought is just simply a case of using the wrong word - it has been discussed on here before as very irritating so it was a bit tongue in cheek - nothing to get your knickers in a twist about  
    Mine was too :) I see you doing it a lot to others, too good an opportunity to miss
    First time of pulled anybody on it actually 
  • edited June 2021
    I wonder if Stalin drove a BMW…..

    Im sure he cut a lot of people up.
  • It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar!  That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances!  Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind! 
    The person we had at school,  our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.

    He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion. 
    It just really pisses me!  Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important!  😜
    It’s a well known fact that these people also drive BMW’s. 
    Phew 
  • It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar!  That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances!  Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind! 
    The person we had at school,  our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.

    He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion. 
    It just really pisses me!  Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important!  😜
    It’s a well known fact that these people also drive BMW’s. 
     You couldn't  pay me to drive a BMW !  Actually not quite true. I had one as a company car.  Awful cars really.  They attract thieves and loonies who hate BMW owners.  

    First day I had it it was broken into at Charlton. Up until 1 am while it was repaired so I could drive to Gateick to go to Brussels for a meeting.

    Invariably other drivers cut you up or try to race you. Or even threaten you. 

    Horrible rear wheel drive cars with heavy steering and heavier clutch. 
    BMW  Buses Made in Workington is a suitable description. 

    There must have been an outbreak of small penises since I had one judging by the number on the roads now if that assertion is true. 
    I've driven BMW's for about 15 years.
    Never been broken into, never been stolen, no one has cut me up or tried to race me or threaten me, light touch steering, beautiful clutch, never had anything go wrong ever.
    Apart from that I agree with you.
    Maybe just me but I’ve found traffic lights always turn green as BMW and Mercedes drivers approach - how many years since you last had stop at a red light?
  • PWADDICK said:

    Chuks splashing that signing on money I see
    Don’t get too excited - he only bought a carrier bag.
    Years ago my wife worked in Harrods. She said people used to come into the shop and buy just a Harrods carrier bag. Assumedly so they could lord it up down the market

    "Aw, go on then. I'll 'ave a pound a grapes please luv. Just drop 'em in me HARRODS bag. Mind ya don't scratch it wif ya signet ring"
  • JFK was traveling in a BMW the day he was shot. 
  • Cafc43v3r said:
    When would one use an Oxford comma?
    Before the penultimate iteam in a list, before the and, or the or. :wink:
    I don't use it ...... unless I specifically wish to emphasise the penultimate.

    (My god, did I really write that load of old tosh?) :smile:


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  • edited June 2021
    cabbles said:
    JFK was traveling in a BMW the day he was shot. 
    FFS, don't bring him up again, just about got back to a sense of normality...sort of B)
  • It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar!  That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances!  Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind! 
    The person we had at school,  our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.

    He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion. 
    It just really pisses me!  Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important!  😜
    Aaaaaagh! Brainless Americanisms ruining our language. Just don't! :smile:




    PS: I'm not sure about my todger. I'll ask the missus what she thinks.


  • This is BMW

  • Oggy Red said:
    It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar!  That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances!  Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind! 
    The person we had at school,  our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.

    He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion. 
    It just really pisses me!  Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important!  😜
    Aaaaaagh! Brainless Americanisms ruining our language. Just don't! :smile:




    PS: I'm not sure about my todger. I'll ask the missus what she thinks.


    What’s her memory like? 😉.
  • Oggy Red said:
    It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar!  That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances!  Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind! 
    The person we had at school,  our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.

    He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion. 
    It just really pisses me!  Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important!  😜
    Aaaaaagh! Brainless Americanisms ruining our language. Just don't! :smile:




    PS: I'm not sure about my todger. I'll ask the missus what she thinks.


    Post a photo of it on here and we can take a vote. 
  • Scoham said:
    It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar!  That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances!  Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind! 
    The person we had at school,  our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.

    He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion. 
    It just really pisses me!  Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important!  😜
    It’s a well known fact that these people also drive BMW’s. 
     You couldn't  pay me to drive a BMW !  Actually not quite true. I had one as a company car.  Awful cars really.  They attract thieves and loonies who hate BMW owners.  

    First day I had it it was broken into at Charlton. Up until 1 am while it was repaired so I could drive to Gateick to go to Brussels for a meeting.

    Invariably other drivers cut you up or try to race you. Or even threaten you. 

    Horrible rear wheel drive cars with heavy steering and heavier clutch. 
    BMW  Buses Made in Workington is a suitable description. 

    There must have been an outbreak of small penises since I had one judging by the number on the roads now if that assertion is true. 
    I've driven BMW's for about 15 years.
    Never been broken into, never been stolen, no one has cut me up or tried to race me or threaten me, light touch steering, beautiful clutch, never had anything go wrong ever.
    Apart from that I agree with you.
    Maybe just me but I’ve found traffic lights always turn green as BMW and Mercedes drivers approach - how many years since you last had stop at a red light?
    I always stop at red lights, unless I'm pissed and texting someone.













    Joke.
  • Oggy Red said:
    It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar!  That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances!  Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind! 
    The person we had at school,  our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.

    He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion. 
    It just really pisses me!  Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important!  😜
    Aaaaaagh! Brainless Americanisms ruining our language. Just don't! :smile:




    PS: I'm not sure about my todger. I'll ask the missus what she thinks.


    Post a photo of it on here and we can take a vote. 
     :s:s Over to you on that one 
  • Scoham said:
    It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar!  That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances!  Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind! 
    The person we had at school,  our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.

    He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion. 
    It just really pisses me!  Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important!  😜
    It’s a well known fact that these people also drive BMW’s. 
     You couldn't  pay me to drive a BMW !  Actually not quite true. I had one as a company car.  Awful cars really.  They attract thieves and loonies who hate BMW owners.  

    First day I had it it was broken into at Charlton. Up until 1 am while it was repaired so I could drive to Gateick to go to Brussels for a meeting.

    Invariably other drivers cut you up or try to race you. Or even threaten you. 

    Horrible rear wheel drive cars with heavy steering and heavier clutch. 
    BMW  Buses Made in Workington is a suitable description. 

    There must have been an outbreak of small penises since I had one judging by the number on the roads now if that assertion is true. 
    I've driven BMW's for about 15 years.
    Never been broken into, never been stolen, no one has cut me up or tried to race me or threaten me, light touch steering, beautiful clutch, never had anything go wrong ever.
    Apart from that I agree with you.
    Maybe just me but I’ve found traffic lights always turn green as BMW and Mercedes drivers approach - how many years since you last had stop at a red light?
    I always stop at red lights, unless I'm pissed and texting someone.













    Joke.
    So you never stop at red lights?
  • thenewbie said:
    It's enough to make you genuinely miss the fecking Fish puns...

    Jaws Grant.
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