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Shakespeare in Football

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  • Am I so round with you as you with me,
    That like a football you do spurn me thus?
    You spurn me hence, and he will spurn me hither.
    If I last in this service, you must case me in leather. 

    Dromio of Ephesus, The Comedy of Errors 
    Act 2, Scene 1 
  • The Southall takeover, a Comedy of Errors.
  • iaitch said:
    The Southall takeover, a Comedy of Errors.
    The Tooth Fairy takeover - Much Ado About Nothing.
  • Thou foul bunchbacked toad. 

    That’s an actual Shakespeare quote but I was thinking of Soithhall when I wrote it.
  • We have a defence more honoured in the breach...
  • Brevity is the Sol Campbell of wit - Hamlet
  • Apologies 
    I m a little drunk. Alcohol eh? It provokes the desire [to be funny] but takes away the performance . Time for bed...to bed to bed to bed ...to sleep perchsnce to dream of the playoffs. anyway you get the idea I did a Shakespeare paper at University and I want you all to know.

     
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  • A midsummer nights dream will be to reflect upon the 20/21 3rd Wembley playoff win and look forward in anticipation to the start of charlton’s championship campaign next season
  • Now is the Jeff Winter of our discontent. The referees a w***er - Richard III
  • beware the idea of Solly March - Julius Ceasar
  • A midsummer nights dream will be to reflect upon the 20/21 3rd Wembley playoff win and look forward in anticipation to the start of charlton’s championship campaign next season
    If it be thus to dream, still let me sleep.
  • With apologies ...


    That I, one Snout by name, present a 'Wall (A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 5, Scene 1)


  • We shall winneth our next three games because we has't to.  If 't be true by chance we art did allow to draweth one, all of the fans shall rejoiceth  - Nigelus Adkinnius

    Can't remember the play this came from but hopefully not a tragedy.
  • This season's definitely been a tragedy anyway
  • edited April 30
    This Valley fits the purpose Albie Morgan passing well.
  • promotion meaneth much ado about EVERYTHING
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  • Out damned Southall!
  • Caesar:
    Let me have men about me that are fat, like Steveo of Evans
    Sleek-headed men and such as sleep a-nights.
    Yond Mourinho has a lean and hungry look,
    He thinks too much; such men are dangerous.
  • Away, you three inch fool!

    (failed the height test)
  • Roly O, Roly O, where fore art thou, Roly O?


  • Melted into thin air.

    The Tempest Act 4 scene 1.
  • "My salad days"

    How Josh Davison will look back on his loan spell at Forest Green Rovers
  • As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods ..they'd kill us for a home win 


  • Puck off!
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