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Shakespeare in Football

Dave RuddDave Rudd
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
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    ChizzChizz
    Am I so round with you as you with me,
    That like a football you do spurn me thus?
    You spurn me hence, and he will spurn me hither.
    If I last in this service, you must case me in leather. 

    Dromio of Ephesus, The Comedy of Errors 
    Act 2, Scene 1 
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    iaitchiaitch
    The Southall takeover, a Comedy of Errors.
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    bobmunrobobmunro
    iaitch said:
    The Southall takeover, a Comedy of Errors.
    The Tooth Fairy takeover - Much Ado About Nothing.
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    KiwiValleyKiwiValley
    Thou foul bunchbacked toad. 

    That’s an actual Shakespeare quote but I was thinking of Soithhall when I wrote it.
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    killerandflashkillerandflash
    We have a defence more honoured in the breach...
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Brevity is the Sol Campbell of wit - Hamlet
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    KiwiValleyKiwiValley
    Apologies 
    I m a little drunk. Alcohol eh? It provokes the desire [to be funny] but takes away the performance . Time for bed...to bed to bed to bed ...to sleep perchsnce to dream of the playoffs. anyway you get the idea I did a Shakespeare paper at University and I want you all to know.

     
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    letthegoodtimesrollletthegoodtimesroll
    A midsummer nights dream will be to reflect upon the 20/21 3rd Wembley playoff win and look forward in anticipation to the start of charlton’s championship campaign next season
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Now is the Jeff Winter of our discontent. The referees a w***er - Richard III
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    beware the idea of Solly March - Julius Ceasar
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    bobmunrobobmunro
    letthegoodtimesroll said:
    A midsummer nights dream will be to reflect upon the 20/21 3rd Wembley playoff win and look forward in anticipation to the start of charlton’s championship campaign next season
    If it be thus to dream, still let me sleep.
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    Dave RuddDave Rudd
    With apologies ...


    That I, one Snout by name, present a 'Wall (A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 5, Scene 1)


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    MuttleyCAFCMuttleyCAFC
    We shall winneth our next three games because we has't to.  If 't be true by chance we art did allow to draweth one, all of the fans shall rejoiceth  - Nigelus Adkinnius

    Can't remember the play this came from but hopefully not a tragedy.
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    LonelyNorthernAddickLonelyNorthernAddick
    This season's definitely been a tragedy anyway
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    seth plumseth plum
    edited April 2021
    This Valley fits the purpose Albie Morgan passing well.
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    LincsaddickLincsaddick
    promotion meaneth much ado about EVERYTHING
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    seth plumseth plum
    Out damned Southall!
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    LincsaddickLincsaddick
    Caesar:
    Let me have men about me that are fat, like Steveo of Evans
    Sleek-headed men and such as sleep a-nights.
    Yond Mourinho has a lean and hungry look,
    He thinks too much; such men are dangerous.
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    bobmunrobobmunro
    Away, you three inch fool!

    (failed the height test)
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    RomseyAddickRomseyAddick
    Roly O, Roly O, where fore art thou, Roly O?
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    Raith_C_ChattonellRaith_C_Chattonell


    Melted into thin air.

    The Tempest Act 4 scene 1.
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    killerandflashkillerandflash
    "My salad days"

    How Josh Davison will look back on his loan spell at Forest Green Rovers
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    lolwraylolwray
    As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods ..they'd kill us for a home win 
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    SuedeAdidasSuedeAdidas


    Puck off!
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