Something you can say during sex, and also at the dinner table

cafcfan

Grace?

iaitch

You're in trouble if her names not Grace.

shine166

Can you smell scampi fries ? 

WishIdStayedinthePub

I hear you like a bit of sausage?

WishIdStayedinthePub

Don't worry, the dog will clean that up.

usetobunkin

Didn't think i was going to manage that!

25May98

It doesn’t taste like Nutella.  

ricky_otto

I’m getting fed up with stirring this porridge. 

EricBanterna

You can thank Nigella.

Hartleypete

Pass the butter

paulbaconsarnie

Must admit, I’ve had similar whilst on a night out in the west end that’s cost me a small fortune.

cafcledbury

Bitty please mummy 

thai malaysia addick

Is there seconds?

AFKABartram

Remind me to give my mum a call once we’ve cleaned up 

charltonbob

Are you going to finish that ?

AddicksAddict

I think it's better on the dining table than in front of the telly.

Dazzler21

Can you not dip your cock in the custard?

AddicksAddict

Should we clean up before your parents get home?

To_Be_Franck

I cant believe you've given your dad seconds

1905

Pass me the knife

limeygent

It's not the taste, it's the texture.....

cafcdave123

Honestly It tastes fine it’s just not how my mum does it 

Billy_Mix

Careful! Don't spill any. It stains the linen something terrible.

AddicksAddict

I've think I've had quite enough.  Thank heavens there isn't a bun in the oven.

cafcfan

Have you heard, they are renaming the East Stand the Alan Curbishley Stand?

guinnessaddick

cafcfan said:

Have you heard, they are renaming the East Stand the Alan Curbishley Stand?

As Curbs once said, I’ve had 6 today and can’t feel my legs.

CAFCsayer

Could have left it in for longer, that one might aswell be alive

EricBanterna

Slow down your like a dog eating hot chips. 

NorthheathAddick

Nice breasts & lovely thighs...

Rob

Slap some gravy on that then luv.